Suggestions...

Yesterday I got an email from a reader in France. This person was very friendly, and suggested that I post pictures of the food I eat the day before, to see what it is transformed into. I think it's and excellent idea! I was thinking of a way to change things up a little, and I think I'll try it. I'll take one picture today, and post it with tomorrow's poo. We'll see how it goes.

If anybody else has an idea for the blog, please feel free to post a comment or, if you want make the suggestion privately, you can send me an email. I always appreciate polite, friendly emails!

28 May: Sunday graphle.

So, big party last night. Ate all kinds of stuff: pulled pork, sausage, hot dogs, chips, fried salami! DeLISH! Also drank a lot of beer. And sangria. And vodka. Woke up this morning with a hangover. And what's the best way to call with a hangover? Have a nice poo! And a nice poo it is!

eNjoy.

27 May: Saturday no poo.

Took a nice poo yesterday. And as I was going to take the pic, my phone died. Dang it. And it was a nice pic!

Sorry.

26 May: Friday froible.

Day off, today. Beginning of a 4 day long, Memorial Day weekend. So I took a nice, long, leisurely poo. And a nice poo it was. And a good pic to boot!

eNjoy.

25 May: Thursday gramble.

So, another early morning poo. Soft stool. Slippery goo. Phlopping ploop.

eNjoy.

24 May: Wednesday kerfluffle.

Because I crapped late Tuesday, I thought Wednesday's poo wouldn't come until late as well. Nope. First thing in the morning when I got to with. And we're back to fluffy, soft poo.

eNjoy.

23 May: Tuesday thumple.

So this big log didn't come until late in the afternoon. And, as my faithful readers know, my poos are usually much softer than this. So this log was percolating all day. And just before I went to the gym at 6 in the evening, I squeezed it out. It took a while. But it was worth it!

eNjoy.

22 May: Monday Double splorch.

Double plopper this morning. I'm off today, so I had plenty of leisure time to be these puppies. You can see the plant matter (from the salad I ate yesterday) in the second sploof. Carrots and peppers.

eNjoy.

21 May: Sunday sklobbert.

Post Cheat Day Poo. Went for a five mile run, and then drank beer! Ate crab legs! This is crab legs poo. A big crab leg ploof.

eNjoy.

20 May: Saturday splobbin.

Ooey, gooey, Saturday morning poo. Ate pizza and wings the previous night. Always makes for a good splat. A big soft floating poof. Good pic.

eNjoy.

18 May: Thursday glumkits.

Harder nuggets...floating. Most of my poo sinks.

eNjoy.

17 May: Wednesday wendoogle.

Mid week, early morning poo. So so poo, good pic. Not much else to say.

eNjoy.

16 May: Tuesday chorklets.

Tuesday poo. A little harder, floating poo.

eNjoy.

15 May: Monday flobber.

Early morning, back to work poo. Meh....strictly ok.

eNjoy.

14 May: Sunday blumpher.

Drank beer and ate chicken wings last night. Good eats. And took a solid poo this morning. Good poo. And a really good pic.

eNjoy.

13 May: Saturday glimper.

Saturday plopper. Drank beer the previous night. Usually madness for a good poo the next day. Beer poo.

eNjoy.

12 May: Friday slunger.

End of the work week poo. Nice pic. Looking forward to the weekend poos.

eNjoy.

11 May: Thursday jigloo.

Soft, morning poo flobbit. Came out in a glurp. About 8 am. Normal time. I poo every morning between 7:30 and 8:30. Consistency. That's what I strive for. In my poos and in this blog.

eNjoy.

10 May: Wednesday gronkle.

Morning work poo. Good pic. Not much else to say.

eNjoy.

9 May: Tuesday thumple.

Mid morning work poo. Better poo pic. A lot of texture.

eNjoy.

8 May: Monday glurgle.

Standard Monday morning work poo. Soft poo, but a good, sharp poo.

eNjoy.

7 May: Sunday blunket.

Solid, Sunday morning poo. Good poo, good pic.

eNjoy.

6 May: Saturday double dumple.

Didn't crap yesterday. Pooed twice today. First poo was hard...I had to push this bad boy out. Really push. They normally just slide right out. Two pics of the first poo. In the first pic you can see a small bubble at the top of the pic. In the second pic, the bubble just popped at the surface, and you see the waves radiating from where the bubble popped. Interesting.

Second poo came about an hour and a half later. An ooey, gooey pile. The old colon was really full after two days of not pooing.

eNjoy.

4 May: Thursday qwabble.

Early morning work poo. Light and fluffy.

eNjoy.

3 May: Wednesday double glorple.

Pooed twice on Wednesday. First poo was at work, and I forgot to cover up the auto-flush sensor on the toilet, so I had to take the pic quick, because as soon as I get up to take the pic, the toilet starts to flush. Second poo came in the evening, at home. Ok for a second poo.

eNjoy.

2 May: Tuesday glabrimple.

Solid poo. This sucked...because it was medium consistency. Not soft, and not hard. As soon as I pinched it off, I knew I was going to be wiping for the next 15 minutes. And that's what happened. I had to wipe 5 times to get my bunghole clean.

eNjoy.

1 May: Monday phlabble.

First day of the week....first day of May. And I had a poo. Kind of a soft, fluffy poo.

eNjoy.