30 Apr: Sunday stumple.

So, yesterday was cheat day. I drank beer, and ate pigs in blankets and miniature Krispy Kreme cherry pies. And had a nice poo this morning.

Funny story: I dropped the poo, stood up to take the pic, and my phone starts cycling. It started, blinking and trying to turn on. It's more than 2 years old, so when it gets below 20% battery power, it does that. This morning, it did it at 35%. So I had to (keep in mind, I hadn't wiped yet, because TP spoils the pic) go and get my phone charger, plug in my phone, so I could get my phone out of its cycle. Then I took the pic, wiped, and washed my hands.

What I won't do to get the good pics for my readers.

eNjoy.

29 Apr: Saturday gorgle.

Drank beer last night...and ate wings. Standard Friday evening fare. And had a nice poo this morning. A big steaming plop. A pile 'o poo.

eNjoy.

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27 Apr: Thursday thrumple.

Mid afternoon work poo. This is much cleaner poo than the previous couple of days. A better poo. And a good poo pic.

eNjoy.

26 Apr: Wednesday sklobbin.

Early morning work poo. Not a spectacular poo, but a pretty good pic.

eNjoy.

25 Apr: Tuesday tuenstall.

Back to work, after my day off. Mid morning poo. Kind of prickly.

eNjoy.

24 Apr: Monday Double blubble.

So...day off today. Had a nice mid morning crap. Nicely formed poo, and a good pic. Then pooed again at 2 pm after eating a half pound "Bourbon Burger" at Fuddruckers. Good burger....poo was just sort of...meh. But fairly solid for a second poo.

eNjoy.

23 Apr: Sunday flungum: 3 views.

Standard Sunday afternoon poo. Drank beer, ate crab legs the day before. The poo wasn't impressive, so I decided to give you 3 different views of it.

eNjoy.

22 Apr: Saturday squibble.

Nice Saturday poo. Drank beer, ate pizza the night before. Good pic. Got up close and personal. You can really see the texture of this poo.

eNjoy.

20 Apr: Thursday schlubble.

Another fuzzy work poo. Good pic.

eNjoy.

19 Apr: Wednesday wrimple.

Regular early morning poo. Nice and fuzzy.

eNjoy.

18 Apr: Tuesday sleekle.

Rare late afternoon poo. Not much else to say.

eNjoy.

17 Apr: Double Monday phlathorgle.

Pooped shortly after arriving at work. And man did i have the pre-shit farts! Have you ever walked to the bathroom, with the intention of crapping, and with every step comes a little fart? That was me this morning.

Later, before I went to the gym, I had to take another, smaller dumper. Pics pig both are included for your viewing pleasure.

eNjoy.

16 Apr: Easter Sunday gorkle.

So, it's a lazy Easter weekend. Drank a LOT of beer...and vodka last night so I woke up kind of hungover. I ate a breakfast sandwich, and then had a nice poo. And a nice poo it is. I hope up like the pic!

eNjoy.

15 Apr: Saturday klajiggle.

Drank beer last night...and ate pizza. After fasting all day. Had a nice dumper this morning....nice little glork. As often happens in the main level bathroom, this pic, the first, was good, and all of the following were washed out. I'm not sure why my phone does this. Hmm.

eNjoy.

14 Apr: Friday jablungle.

Dropped this little beaut at 0515...just before I showered. Win! I love it when I crap just before I shower. Only time I can crap and not wash my hands. It's a really good pic...but the crap isn't as big as it looks. You can see the corn I had for lunch the day before. It's always the picture quality that counts.

eNjoy.

13 Apr: Thursday thwargle.

Pooed right after I got to work. Not good. Didn't work out at lunch.  Spent the rest of the day un-fresh. But you gotta poo, right?

eNjoy.

12 Apr: Wednesday jumpole.

Back at work. Mid week. Work poo. Nice pic. Nice texture. You can really see the browns and the blacks.

eNjoy.

11 Apr: Tuesday sclourtle.

Back at home. Taking the day off after a busy weekend. Dropped this little gem right after I woke up. Nice pic. nice poo.

eNjoy.

10 Apr: Monday glamungle.

Last day at the beach. Checking out. Took this dumper right before I took a shower. Always good to crap just before the shower.

eNjoy.

9 Apr: Sunday plurrrrp.

Day after the big ceremony. Sunday, still at the beach. Stayed up late night, with friends and family by the firepit by the beach. Didn't drink as much the previous night, but still had a lot of beer...and vodka. Crapped four times Sunday morning. They all looked like this. Completely liquid. Guess I cleaned something out of my colon. Phew.

eNjoy.

8 Apr: Saturday double phlumpkins.

At the beach. Day of my big ceremony. Had a lot to drink the night before, so Saturday morning I was hungover. And dropped a serious log. This is hangover poo. But the first poo is a pretty sounds serious poo. I should endeavour to be hungover more often! Second poo came about 20 minutes after the first.

eNjoy.

6 Apr: Thursday flabobbin.

Last day at work before my beach trip. Regular work poo. Two views, one close up to the larger chunklet.

eNjoy.

5 Apr: Wednesday groinkle.

So...regular work poo. When I sat down, I realized that I hadn't covered up the sensor that flushes the toilet as soon as you stand up. So, I had to have the camera on my phone ready, because I knew I wouldn't have very much time. So I did manage to get a pic before it flushed, and I took another picture as soon as the camera would let me. As you can see, the auto-flush toilet at work operates fast.

eNjoy.

3 Apr: Sunday klobble.

So...I didn't poo on Sunday. Which made for two poos on Sunday! Yay...happy day! First poo was a solid effort. Second poo, but too shabby.

eNjoy.

1 Apr: Second Saturday glubber.

So, I just took my second Saturday dumper. And they were nice looking chorklets. Usually my second craps are loose. Not so today. Nice looking poo and a pretty good pic. Now that I think about it, I didn't poo yesterday, so that explains the second poo today.

eNjoy.

1 Apr: Saturday splorch.

Nice, post fast day, poo. Drank beer last night. Beer always makes for a good poo the next day. And this is a good poo pic. Nice, well formed logs. (I'm not sure what happened to yesterday's pic. Hmmm.)

eNjoy

30 Mar: Thursday phlogs.

Mid morning poo. Nice big logs. Not much else to say.

eNjoy.

29 Mar: Wednesday wobble.

Back at home, back at work. Early morning work poo. Nice poo....nice pic. Well formed. Good looking chunks.

eNjoy.

28 Mar: Tuesday quartle.

Still traveling....this was an afternoon poo I took right before I hit the road to come home. This is a fluffy poo.

eNjoy.

27 Mar: Monday morkle.

So...traveling this Monday. Took this pic before I hit the road. Nice pic. Nice texture to the poo.

eNjoy.

26 Mar: Sunday phroackle.

Nice late morning Sunday poo. Not sure what happened to Saturday's poo. This is a nice poo pic. The shallow bowl at home means I can get up close and personal.

eNjoy.

24 Mar: Friday chortle.

Rare Friday afternoon poo. Nice floating chunklets.

eNjoy.

22 Mar: Wednesday flobbots

Another morning work poo. This pic I'd a little better because the poo is fishing. After two cups of coffee, I usually have to poo about the same time every morning during the work week: 7:30.

eNjoy.

21 Mar: Tuesday dlobber.

Fairly standard morning work poo. Meh.

eNjoy.