20 Mar: Monday fluffkins.

Fluffy little nuglets. Darker, greener than normal. Hmmmm. I'm have to look that up. I've heard that Google is my friend.

eNjoy.

19 Mar: Sunday plorg.

Really good pic. Days after full cheat days are usually very good for poo pics. I could really get up close and personal with this globbin.

eNjoy.

18 Mar: Saturday schtumpher.

So, as I usually do Friday evening, I pig out. And drink beer. That made got a nice poo on Saturday. And the pic isn't too washed out.

eNjoy.

17 Mar: Friday froogler.

So....Friday I fast. You know this. Sometimes that makes for good poos. This was taken at work, during the fast. Nice, solid effort. And pretty good pic. Hopefully good makes up for the fluffy, uninteresting poos.

eNjoy.

16 Mar: Thursday blagoadle.

Didn't poo on Wednesday, so I knew this poo was going to be significant. And it was. Nice, big, thick log. You can see the red peppers I ate for lunch the day before!

eNjoy.

14 Mar: Tuesday shlobber.

Morning poo at work. The bathroom has fluorescent lights, and that makes for better pics. Unfortunately, the bowl is bigger, allowing sinkers to sink, which means I can't usually get up close and personal. This day I could...this was a floater.

eNjoy.

12 Mar: Sunday gorkin.

Back to pooing normally. Sunday morning, post cheat day poo. Taken in the mid level bathroom, so the pic is washed out. Sigh.

eNjoy.

11 Mar: Saturday gormley.

Didn't crap Friday (well, early in the morning, but I consider that a Thursday crap), and fasted as I do every Friday. Then feasted Friday evening, and drank beer. The poo below is my first normal poo since Wednesday. And not a bad effort. Nice pic. Glad my colon is back to normal.

eNjoy

9 Mar: Thursday, colonoscopy day.

No pics. I started at 7, and continued my colonoscopy prep.  Another four ounces of polyethylene glycol mixed with light green Gatorade. Nothing in my stomach after 8 am. Shat twice more before going to the doctor's office. They were almost completely clear liquid bowel movements. Which is exactly what is required. For the gastroenterologist to see anything, the colon has to be clear...of everything.

Procedure at noon. And...my colonoscopy came back clear. One small polyp was removed (will be sent to lab to see if it is pre-cancerous), and the doctor identified internal hemorrhoids. Which is what caused the bleeding I experienced. So, good news. As long as the polyp checks out as non-cancerous....I don't have to have another colonoscopy for 10 years. (I will include a scan of the colonoscopy results as soon as I get to a scanner.)

I crapped early the next morning, but it was loose. No pic.

8 Mar: Wednesday whumpdle.

Day before my colonoscopy. First pic is my last regular poo until Saturday. Second poo is the first poo Wednesday evening after I started prepping for my colonoscopy. For people who've never been through it, you prep for a colonoscopy by taking heaps of prescription strength laxatives. I started the prep at 5 PM, and shat my brains out all evening. Pretty soon I was shitting liquid. And the liquid gets clearer and clearer until all solids are flushed from your colon. I went to sleep at 11, woke up at 2 and shat again. Completely liquid. I was going to post pics of all of my colonoscopy prep poos, but they ask looked the same, so I didn't see the point.

eNjoy.

7 Mar: Tuesday thoogle.

Nice poo pic....two days before my scheduled colonoscopy. Relatively good pic for being taken at work.

eNjoy.

6 Mar: Monday munphle.

Taken at work....the poo sank, and there were bubbles or something on the surface. So the camera focused on the surface, and but the poo beneath. Not a good poo.

eNjoy.

5 Mar: Sunday glumper.

So, yesterday was Saturday...cheat day. Went on a five mile run, then drank a couple of beers. And they tasted good! Saturday is usually the only day I'll drink beer. So, this morning is beer poo. Kind of...flubbery? Got a better word? Let me know!

eNjoy.

1000 posts, and 100k page views.

So, I recently posted that as of Nov, 2016, I'd been doing this blog for more than five years. Last week, the blog went over 100,000 total page views. Not bad for a poo blog. And this is my 1000th post. I think we can safely say that I've been pretty good with sticking with it. It is my intent to do this for at least another 5 years. And with over 5k page views a month, it won't take another five years Tuesday reach 200k page views.

I also wanted to say that I really appreciate all of my readers. If nobody looked at my blog, I wouldn't keep doing it. So...thank you.

4 Mar: Saturday stumper.

Didn't poo Friday, so this is another two day load. I focused in close, so the poo isn't really as big as it looks. Still, a pretty big load.

I pooed again an hour later, but it was loose, mostly liquid chunks. Not very pooagenic.

eNjoy.

2 Mar: Thursday grolmp.

Didn't crap on Wednesday, so this is a two day load. Taken at work. Pretty interesting poo, good pic.

eNjoy.

27 Feb: Monday munkle.

Back home. No more Florida poo. This is regular, work poo. Kind of soft...kind of fluffy....pretty standard stuff.

eNjoy.

24 Feb: Friday frungal

Traveling in Florida...this is travel poo. Florida poo. Different toilet, different look. Not a bad pic.

eNjoy.

22 Feb: Wednesday goible.

Mid week work poo. Fairly good pic...used the digital zoom on my camera to get close. You can see the corn I ate in the previous day's crab fritter appetizer at Sweetwater!

eNjoy.

20 Feb: Monday two poo mollup.

Standard Monday morning work poo. Not terribly exciting....

Second poo in the afternoon. More solid than my regular afternoon second poos. Otherwise...Unspectacular.

eNjoy.