Friday, July 31, 2015

31 Jul: Friday frapple.

Are a lot of carbs yesterday...sandwiches for lunch and dinner...along with potato chips, which I also don't usually eat during the week. And then some vodka tonics with dinner. Which made for a good glorple this morning. And, as you can see, the turds are floating. Not sure why they float sometimes and they sink sometimes.

eNjoy.

30 Jul: Thursday phlorggle.

Nice mid week poo. I've been drinking beer during the week, which I normally don't do. Which means I've been pooing a lot.

eNjoy.

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

28 Jul: Tuesday twaddle.

Didn't crap yesterday, and today's poo came in the late afternoon, after getting done with work....which is good, because I'm not in a position to take pics of poo at work. For now. Lucky you!

eNjoy.

26 Jul: late Sunday schmorple.

Traveling back you the hotel, late Sunday night, and had to poo again. So this is late Sunday, hotel poo.

eNjoy.

Sunday, July 26, 2015

26 Jul: Sunday sprongle.

Full cheat day yesterday. Beer and pizza. And I nice big glop this morning.

eNjoy.

Saturday, July 25, 2015

25 Jul: Saturday phlorgle.

So I feasted last night....and finally had a good poo this morning. I've been traveling,  and that always makes be a little irregular. And THAT makes me irritable.

Drank beer last night, and usually means a good crap.

eNjoy.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

23 Jul: Thursday glarple.

So, I pooed at lunch yesterday, but didn't have my phone with me. Then I woke early this morning with bad intestinal cramps. They came in waves. That happens to me once or twice a year. I wake up in the middle of the night, with bad cramps, and the only way to alleviate the discomfort is to crap.

So I got to the toilet, and pooed. I burped a bollup, what I thought might be a good bollus, but a packet a liquid poo followed, and that's really the only thing you can see.

eNjoy.

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

21 Jul: Tuesday splinkle.

Out of town. Didn't crap yesterday, which happens to me when I travel. Mild little poople this morning before l showered. Different toilet, so it all settled to the bottom. Sorry.

eNjoy.

Sunday, July 19, 2015

19 Jul: Sunday sporgle.

So...yesterday was cheat day. I've written about cheat day a lot on this blog. And as I've said before, carbing it up means poo. A LOT of poo. Today was no different. I drank beer yesterday, and ate anything I wanted to eat. Including pie. So the poo below is a beer and pie poo.
 
eNoy.
 
 

Saturday, July 18, 2015

18 Jul: Saturday drilph.

Pretty good poo after breaking the fast yesterday.
 
eNjoy.
 
 

17 Jul: Friday glorsch.

 Pretty solid log, just before showering. Went to work fresh. Always a good thing.
 
eNjoy.
 

16 Jul: Thursday sprongle.

 Got up, went right to work. Planned to work out at the gym, at work, BEFORE I started work. So I didn't shower before I went to work.
 
I didn't crap the day before, so I knew I had a load brewing. So, I ran on the treadmill, for 5 miles. And as soon as I got off the treadmill, I had to crap. Perfect. BEFORE I showered. The log below is a two day load. Very, VERY satisfying. This is what strive for!
 
eNjoy.
 

14 Jul: Tuesday double glorple.

13 Jul: Monday double splorkle.

12 Jul: Sunday glorple.

 eNjoy.
 
 

10 Jul: Friday snimple.

 eNjoy.
 

9 Jul: Thursday frimple.


 
eNjoy.
 

8 Jul: Wednesday snorkle

eNjoy.
 
 
 
 

7 Jul: Tuesday splonk.

 eNjoy.
 

6 Jul: Monday rumpling.

 eNjoy.
 

Sunday, July 5, 2015

5 Jul: Sunday snorkle.

Drank a lot of beer last night....ate steaks cooked on the grill. Also ate corn on the grill. But you can't really see it today in my poo...maybe a little bit.

eNjoy.

Saturday, July 4, 2015

4 Jul: Independence Day flurgh.

So, went heavy on the carbs yesterday. Drank four beers, ate hamburgers and s Klondike bar. And as you can see, I also had corn on the cob. I love seeing corn in my poo.

eNjoy.

Friday, July 3, 2015

3 Jul: Thursday glorp.

Day before Independence Day. Pre holiday poo. Nice form. Nice texture. Good pic.

eNjoy.

2 Jul: Thursday coil.

Nice gloopy poo. Nice form. Nice substance.

eNjoy.

1 Jul: Wednesday wood.

Wanted to get this out before my shower and it wasn't quite ready to come out. One if my rare hard turds.

eNjoy.

30 Jun: 2 Tuesday toilph.

2 poos today. Meh. But as good as 3 poos, but it works.

eNjoy.

29 Jun: Monday munge.

Moderate carbs yesterday. Monday, back to work poo.

eNjoy.

28 Jun: 2 blork Sunday.

This after a full cheat day. Two poos. One first one pretty poo. Second one happened while I was at Target. Target poo. Glad that didn't happen at Wal-Mart. That would have sucked.

Like most of my second poos, it was burbly and gurgly and mostly liquid.

eNjoy.

27 Jun: Saturday slork.

Feasted last night, after fasting. Standard post feast poo. Strange how the picture turned out....looks like it's divided in half somehow.

eNjoy.

26 Jun: Friday fphlurb.

Fasting today....floating snublets.

eNjoy.