23 Nov: Sunday splurge.

And here we have...

22 Nov: Saturday slorp.

Well...

21 Nov: Friday florg.

And here is...

19 Nov: Wednesday glurg.

And...

18 Nov: Tuesday blurd.

So, I was brushing my teeth, after my first cup of coffee, and I had to poo. Good. because after I brush my teeth, I shower. Poo directly before shower is always good. I poo'd before I showered, but didn't get a pic because I didn't have my phone. Smallish log...nothing to write home about. But...I'm fresh.

I get to work, and in the middle of a Monster energy drink, I had to poo again. not good, because I want showering again until after my workout at lunch. So now I'm not fresh. Oh well. I tried.

eNjoy.

16 Nov: Sunday snuglets.

Nice, ooey, gooey poolets. Full cheat day yesterday....drank beer and ate donuts.

This came after a cup of coffee this morning. 

eNjoy.

15 Nov: Saturday blorp.

And here we have a nice blurby turd. I always take nice poos after a Friday night when I drink beer. Nice Saturday morning poo.

eNjoy.

14 Nov: Friday floon.

So--today:

0500--Wake

0510--Coffee

0520--Shower

0600--went to work

0730--pooed

not fresh

I worked out and showered at lunch, but between poo and shower at lunch, I wasn't fresh. And that will always haunt me...

eNjoy.

12 Nov: Wednesday gloof.

So here's what happened:
Wake
Coffee
Poo
Go to work
gym
Shower
Fresh!

eNjoy.

11 Nov: Tuesday, holiday flork.

So, I've got the day off, so I will be relaxing today. And I decided to start the day off right by taking a nice poo. Got up close and personal. 

I'm thinking about getting my next cell phone specifically for the camera so I can take better poo pics. Sometimes the pics come out well, but sometimes they don't. I'm sure all of my fans would appreciate the best pics possible!

eNjoy.

10 Nov: Monday blurmp..

So, today is the day before Veteran's day, and I took today of to make for a 4 day weekend. Yes! Always nice to unwind. I drank rum last night and ate chicken wings and hummus. Which made for a nice gooey poo!

For those with touch screens, I invite you to expand the picture. Sharp picture means you can enlarge without losing resolution to see all the nooks and crannies!

eNjoy.

9 Nov: Sunday slape.

Interesting poo....after a full cheat day yesterday. Notice the nice little flakes and fronds? Nice poo....Nice texture....Nice shape.

eNjoy.

8 Nov: Saturday floglets.

So, after last night, drinking beer and eating wings and the resulting poo odd below. Smaller little poolets. Not as satisfying as a big solid loaf, but a poo is a poo.

eNjoy.

7 Nov: Friday flurp.

So...kind of a plop. But better than no plop. To plop or not to plop....Is that the question?

eNjoy.

6 Nov: Thursday glorp.

Nice poo. Nice, nice poo. You just have to admire the color and texture.

eNjoy.

4 Nov: Tuesday ploop.

Solid plop. You can see details on this plop.

eNjoy.

3 Nov: Monday goomp.

Wake.
Coffee.
Poo.
Shower.

Always the best way to do it.

eNjoy.

2 Nov: Sunday plorve.

And here we have...

1 Nov: Saturday dumplets.

So, I'm out of town, in a hotel. I'm up very early, for a meeting. And I woke up earlier still. So I have a cup of coffee, as soon as I wake up, trying to get something going in my bowels. I wanted to take a dump BEFORE I took a shower--I always feel fresher that way--as I've discussed previously. But it didn't work. So then I started to do push ups and jumping jacks--sometimes physical activity will get the old dump juices going. And it worked. The result is below.

 

eNjoy.

 

30 Oct: Thursday gloob.

So...standard plop. Meh.

eNjoy.