So, I was able to take this poo right before I jumped into the shower this morning, prior to going work. Wiped, and then into the shower. Only time I can crap and then not wash my hands directly afterward. And I went to work fresh.
eNjoy.
Monday, April 27, 2015
Sunday, April 26, 2015
26 Apr: Sunday nuggets.
Nice Sunday poo. If you use your imagination, and they were a little lighter, they almost look like chicken nuggets!
eNjoy.
Saturday, April 25, 2015
25 Apr: Saturday pile.
Now this is a nice turd. This is what I work for. This is worth all of the effort. This turd makes it all worthwile. God bless me.
eNjoy.
24 Apr: Friday big log.
Fasting day turd. Before my morning shower, so I went to work fresh. Nice log though. Hefty. One crap when you as it comes out that it will be impressive.
eNjoy.
Friday, April 17, 2015
17 Apr: Thursday slurp and glurp.
Little bit soft, little bit solid. Little bit of something for everybody!
eNjoy.
15 Apr: Wednesday, tax day glork.
So, today is the day taxes are due. And, yes, I have procrastinated and will be efiling my return tonight. To celebrate tax day, I started with a nice poo!
eNjoy.
Tuesday, April 14, 2015
14 Apr: Tuesday toogh.
So, I went to work today, and hadn't crapped yet. Got to work, and then immediately crapped. Not fresh. Went to gym at lunch. Showered. Washed my ass. Fresh.
Nice logs. Less carbs mean less poo but harder poo. Works for me.
eNjoy.
Monday, April 13, 2015
13 Apr: Monday double blork.
So, I wake up at 5, and have a first cup of coffee while watching the news. I had upstairs to shower. And while brushing my teeth, I feel the old familiar intestinal rumble. So I brushed, pooed, and jumped right into the shower! Didn't have to wash my hands, because I went right into the shower. Always fun when you can poo and not have to wash your hands! And I get out of the shower with a freshly washed ass! That's pic number one.
So then I'm riding in my carpool, and I have to fart big time. But l couldn't fart in the car with other people there. That's not how I roll. So I held it in and got gassy. Got to my desk, and farted up a storm! And then I had to poo....again. And poo I did. So I wasn't fresh until I showered after my noon workout. Sigh.
eNjoy.
12 Apr: Sunday surge.
Yesterday was a full cheat day. I drank 3 beers after my 5 mile run. And they were goooOOOD! And I enjoyed a nice gooey poo this morning. Beer=good poo!
eNjoy.
Saturday, April 11, 2015
11 Apr: Saturday slurg.
So, I cheated last night and drank beer. And ate crab legs. And potato skins. And a big fat apple fritter. And that made for a nice juicy poo this morning. I'll drink more beer today. Beer=carbs. And carbs=great poo!
eNjoy.
Friday, April 10, 2015
10 Apr: Friday chunklets and soup.
Day off today, and I started it off with a nice poo. Started off solid, and then went slushy.
eNjoy.
8 Apr: Wednesday glurmph.
Nice pile. In the middle bathroom in my house. Always makes for nice pics.
eNjoy.
4 Apr: Second Saturday slog.
Second Saturday poo. That's what a cheat evening will do for you....
eNjoy.
Saturday, April 4, 2015
4 Apr: Saturday slog.
So, I hadn't posted in a while. And lately I've been pooing logs. Poo has been much firmer, and it's been sinking, so the pictures haven't been as good. I'm not sure why I've been shitting logs lately. It's gotta be the way I've been eating, but I haven't made any dramatic changes in my diet, so I'm scratching my head.
eNjoy.
3 Apr: Friday fludge.
Ha.....woke up a little early cause I had to poo! Then I showered and went to work fresh!
eNjoy.
Thursday, April 2, 2015
2 Apr: Wednesday wholp.
Been a while since I posted. I accidentally deleted the many poo pics on my camera....twice. duh. Stupid phone. Stupid user. Anyway, nice log from the is morning. BEFORE I showered, so I went to work fresh.
As always, eNjoy.
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