24 March: Monday gluckelspreed.

I got up this morning having to poo. Again. Been like that all last week...as soon as I wake up, I have to poo. So I pooed right before I got in the shower. Absolute best time to poo. You can poo and then immediately wash your ass. And you don't have to wash your hands because you're getting into the shower. Always fun. Not a bad looking glork. Sort of a dark brown and mysterious looking. Creamy looking in the middle. It'll work 

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23 March: Sunday pollupfloink.

So, again, I had to poo as soon as I woke up. Didn't even have a chance to make coffee. Woke up groggy, and had to poo and pee. An hour and a half I had to poo again--a noisy, farty but very satisfying poo/pee combo. No picture with the second poo because, well, it wasn't pooagenic. This poo was glunky and a bit, bloppy, but still poo. There you go. 

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Saturday poo meme.

22 March: Saturday flookintspoible.

So, I crapped as soon as I woke this morning. It didn't wait for my first cup of coffee. It was time, so it came. Kind of a "blobular" poo. An obviously inpatient poo. A busy poo. A poo with places to go and people up see. Ultimately the poo wasn't successful doing anything because I flushed it. 

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21 March: Friday fraglimptysmord.

End of the work week. This blork came about 30 minutes after waking. Not exciting, but still poo. Meh. I want to wax poetic, but sometimes it's just poo. 

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20 March: Thursday choolgajointnik.

Big splat of poo. I woke up at 2:30 in the morning, and couldn't get back to sleep. So I got up after an hour of tossing and turning. And about 10 minutes after I got up, I had to poo. The poo was not going to be denied. I wonder if the poo would have woke me up if I was still asleep. I've never actually crapped in bed, but I've come close. This poo wasn't pretty, but it's still poo. And poo is just a fact of life. 

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19 March: Wednesday hablabblesty.

Another rare work poo. I guess not so rare anymore. I've been pooing a lot at work lately. I dropped this plorp after the gym at noon, and then lunch. Serious log here. And the shitty overhead fluorescent lighting isn't that obvious because the reflection in the water is broken by the poo emerging from the water. What luck! This log was long, smooth and green. What more could you ask for in a poo? 

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18 March: Tuesday grinchlerchoid.

Tuesday was a nice day to drop a load. And drop a load I did. You're probably not surprised at that. That is, after, all, why you're here. This was a pretty standard glork. A little more orange, so as little more pungent. But pungent is good (?) I think...? I don't know. Poo is poo, right? Unless it smells like rank death. This poo has character, almost a.... stateliness. I guess. Hey, it's just poo. Just trying to put them poo words together so they sound purdy. 

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17 March: Monday molecrundidchker.

Dropped a big dork Monday morning. Started off the work week right. That's a new saying: "Dropped a dork." I like it. Not a bad looking poo. Big, ooey and gooey, fluffy and substantial. 

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16 March: Sunday sprousenthoom.

Dropped this little dollop whilst drinking my first cup of coffee. Wasn't sure I'd crap today because I crapped 3 times yesterday. First dumper got me out of bed at 6 am. I was in the dark, so no pic. Second poo came after lunch, and third poo came as I was driving home from running errands. About a half mile from home it became an emergency. Which meant running through the front door to go to the bathroom. I think we've all done that--the closed-sphincter shuffle. I made it. The poo simply won't be stopped.

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Saturday poo meme.

14 March: Friday splommelchork.

Dropped this bad boy about 30 minutes after waking, three sips into my first cup of coffee. Kind of ploopy and gloopy, ooey and gooey. Maybe even glorpy. Started off with a glork, and ended with a plop. 

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13 March: Thursday horfpludgle.

Dropped a pig pile of poo. Right after I woke up. This is a hefty poo, with a bit of leftover corn. Corn--the gift that keeps on giving. 

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12 March: Wednesday hopplegrundit.

Work poo! I was at the office, and dropped a poo after lunch. And it's a fairly substantial log, and it's corn poo! And corn poo is always fun. Had corn relish the night before. I took eight different pics of this trying to get the lighting to be as unannoying as possible.  And I got it, more or less. You can see the fluorescent lighting a little at the top left. That's me--always looking for the best shot for my readers. You're welcome 

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11 March: Tuesday plorplebrunik.

Dropped this blorp about two hours after waking. Not an exciting blopple, but still poo. Just a little blop of poo. There you go 

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10 March: Monday double chrointblumper.

Dropped the first load in the morning after my first cup of coffee, dropped the second load just before bed. Morning poo was bi-colored--always fun. Second poo was--gloppy. But they're both poo, so that's a win. 

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Sunday poo meme.

8 March: Saturday hoiblecharner.

Back to the regular poos. This one isn't close to being as impressive as yesterday's poo. Came very shortly after I started drinking coffee. Felt much more substantial as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. It would have been a better outcome if part of the poo hadn't settled at the bottom of the bowl. But a bad pic, but it has so much potential! 

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7 March: Friday florkenchute.

Here you go. Day off today. And I dropped the mack-daddy of turds. This is the OG of offal. This is a serious poo. This took 3 flushes to get gone. And this a really good poo pic. This is up there with the best of my poo pics. I'll leave it at that. Two words--you're welcome. 

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6 March: Thursday hoblarcrooch.

Started drinking coffee, and immediately had to poo. And poo I did. Not as smooth and solid as Wednesday's poo, but still a pretty substantial load. More ooey and gooey. And I see corn! Corn poo is always fun! This poo is orangish, which usually means pungent. And this poo was pungent. Still poo, and a pretty good poo pic. 💩 

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5 March: Wednesday plobblechood.

Work poo! And finally got a good poo pic at work. Came after my gym shower at work, but that's okay. Despite the crappy lightning, I changed the position of my phone to get a good work poo pic. And this was a serious log. Greenish. Good. You go boy. You're welcome.

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4 March: Tuesday hublequining.

Dropped this dollop about 3 sips into my first cup of coffee. This felt substantial as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. And it is a pretty hefty blorp. Nice poo pic. Nice to see some logs/chunks. Tired of the plops and piles. It's time for heftier blorks. Which means it's time for more fiber. I'll eat a banana. 😁

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3 March: Monday gorcherflurd.

I'm off today but my colon is not. Poo doesn't take a day off. It never stops. Even after crapping my brains out all weekend. Not a bad looking gorch. And a pretty good poo pic. There you go. 

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Sunday poo meme.

2 March: Sunday quapjoondler.

So, I crapped at least 3 times Friday. And a poo got me out of bed Saturday morning. I was dreaming a had to shit but couldn't find a toilet. I finally found one and l started to push. And I woke up. Lucky I didn't shit the bed. Didn't get the pic because I was stumbling around half asleep. Crapped twice more Saturday. Today's poo was--okay. Tired of the phlorps. I want some logs. I'll start eating more fiber. 

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28 February: Friday chummelgroinding.

Just a splat. One of several splats on Friday. I shit at least 3 times. All liquid. Sucked. My ass was burning. Not a good poo day, and not an exciting poo pic. I'll soldier on. 

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27 February: Thursday surplamatir.

After traveling back home from a meeting in a different state, I dropped this sploggle after a quick snack/lunch. Looks like little sausages in a dark gravy. I know that kinda gross. I was just musing. Sometimes I'm at a loss for words. I'll shut up. 

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26 February: Wednesday hyplegirning.

I was in the office in this Wednesday. This poo came after lunch (I didn't work out at noon, so freshness wasn't an issue). I was able to hold the phone at an angle to keep the shit lighting from being reflected into the camera. So there you go. Not really a good poo pic, but a good effort considering the conditions.

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25 February: Tuesday woompgrinzle.

A splottle of sproog. Interesting looking poo. Seriously bi-colored. And that's always fun. Very cool poo. And a really good poo pic. 

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24 February: Monday horchumly.

A plop of Monday plorp. Just an ooey gooey pile of plorp. It's a plorp. It's a phlorp. It's poo. 

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23 February: Sunday chuntgudney.

Early morning Sunday poo. I've poo. Two different views. First pic is the solid poo that sank you the bottom, and the second pic was the phlollup that followed. That's how a lot of my poos go--start off solid, end in a phlatt. There you go. 

eNjoy.