26 January: Sunday plopgrunion.

Started the week off with a plop. I crapped three times yesterday, so this morning's poo was a welcome surprise. Light colored, kind of blotchy. Not a bad looking poo. There you go. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

25 January: Saturday double falfspoojer.

Pooed three times Saturday. I was a pooping fool. First poo felt substantial as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Pretty good poo, interesting little loaflets. I was hoping for a huge Saturday log, but, oh well. Second poo was a splortle. Third poo was soup. No pic. So there you go. Poo. 

eNjoy. 

24 January: Friday choinstrapster.

Friday poo, nice looking poo. Sort of....glumpy. Not much else to say. It's poo! That's all you really need to say. So that's all I'll say. 

eNjoy.

23 January: Thursday bumplejirnzy.

Big, fat bloppy poo load. Bloppy and glorpy and bulbous. Nice looking poo. Nice, rich orange color--but not too pungent as I recall. Oh well, I'm take it. Good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

22 January: Wednesday wortlegumchoind.

It's Wednesday, so I was in the office. So this is work poo! Not happy about going into the office that morning because it was 15° outside. Cold. The poo came after working out and lunch. So, I was fresh after my post-workout shower, and then not fresh after my poo. Oh well. 

eNjoy.

21 January: Tuesday turtlingster.

Pretty healthy loaves. Poo loaves. Got some bi-colored poo going on here. Always fun. Good poo pic. There you go. 

eNjoy.

20 January: Monday gunklechunking.

Started the day off with a nice poo and I decided that I would immediately blog about it. Poo was a little orangish. Orange poo usually means pungent. And this poo was pungent. Unfortunately, I can't convey the smell in the blog. Maybe when they come up with another blogging mechanism. Until then...

eNjoy. 

Saturday poo meme

18 January: Saturday plarthingyountbe.

Dropped a fat load Saturday morning. Bigger than it felt squeezing out of my bunghole. Good poo pic. I ate pretty healthy yesterday, so I won't be surprised if I drop another load today. If I do, I'll be sure and blog about it. Because, dear reader, I do this for you. Because I know you want the poo. I am the poo provider. 

eNjoy.

17 January: Friday frorflejimper.

Big Friday dumpload. Serious poo. Maybe some corn from the previous day's rice bowl. Burrito bowl maybe? Baby remember. Still some corn, and corn poo is always fun. This is a load, and a good poo pic. This might be a top 10 poo pic. What say you? 

eNjoy.

16 January: Thursday double glumdjumper.

Pooed twice Thursday. First poo, came in the morning,  was a DUMP LOAD. Serious poo. Second poo came after lunch, not as serious. But still poo. First poo was worth the price of admission. There you go 

eNjoy.

15 January: Wednesday pollumchoind.

Rare work poo. I didn't think I'd poo, but the poo is relentless. Came in morning, about two hours after I guy to the office. You can tell it's at work because of the lousy lighting. There was a guy in the stall next to me so I couldn't be obvious when taking the picture. I got the pic, such as it is. 

eNjoy. 

14 January: Tuesday charpingkloog.

Just a blobble of poo. Started off sort of solid, ended as a ploop. A gloop. Once again, came after lunch. So there you go.

eNjoy. 

13 January: Monday kloochfrominchly.

Dropped this phlort after lunch. Kind of glunchy, you know. Meh. It's poo, right? That's why your here!

eNjoy. 

Sunday poo meme.

12 January: Sunday stropjungier.

Busy couple of days. A was finishing a nice crab leg dinner and I had to run to the toilet and hurl. And I mean HURL. I puked up everything. It was.... uncomfortable. I'm not sure if it was the Wegovy or what. If I keep puking like this I'll have to go get checked out. And even though I puked up my dinner, I still produced a sizable poo today with everything else I ate. Standard poo. Not exciting. But oh well--still poo. 

eNjoy.

11 January: Saturday chomplingstorb.

Dropped a pile of goop Saturday. Ooey, gooey plorp. A gooey plop of plorp. Just a pile of goo. See the dark spots in the middle? Have no idea what that is. Just makes it more interesting. 

eNjoy.

10 January: Friday horbluntegbo.

Big, Friday dumpload of poo. I didn't poo Thursday, so I was expecting a big load. And I got it. This felt significant squeezing out of my bunghole. This was a load. Looks like you can see some corn, and corn poo is always fun. Don't remember eating corn, but, pictures don't lie. Good poo pic. You're welcome. 

eNjoy.

 

8 January: Wednesday spoochglunther.

Slobbering mess of a poo pile. Just glorched this right out of my bunghole. It's not pretty. It's not popular. But it is poo. My poo. 

eNjoy.

7 January: Tuesday splutchoober.

Sat down for a nice poo and all that came out was a 'splhut'. Mostly gas. Not very satisfying. But it's still poo. They can't all be winners. 

eNjoy.

Monday poo meme

A little late, but still in the Christmas spirit...

6 January: Monday flunchingdroag.

Dropped a poo on a snowy Monday morning. Snow ploozel. Off today, so I'll be shoveling snow later today. Good exercise. Poos are weird--you're sitting there, don't have to poo, and then all of a sudden, you're running to the bathroom before you shit your pants. Happened this morning. Reminds me of the scene from the movie "Nomadland." She's in the van, and she gets this "I've gotta shit" look on her face. Luckily she has a bucket, she sits on the bucket and shits. In the van. I assume she'd have to put the bucket outside after that. You know, because of the smell. It's poo. 

eNjoy.

5 January: Sunday plearthybroinder.

Not a ploop. Good. Tired of the ploops. This is more like plop-nuggets. It works. Got flushed, with the rest of the poo. Because it would be weird to keep your poo, right? And I'm not weird. Not like that, anyway. 

eNjoy. 

4 January: Saturday hoojquimpler.

Another ploop. Ploops everywhere. A lot of ploops for the new year. Diagnosis...not enough fiber? I don't know. Plooping is better than not pooing. So, win/?

eNjoy. 

3 January: Friday phlarpgrunion.

Ploop. That's what this is. Ploop. No better word. It's been a ploopy new year. Lots of ploop. Ploop to come. 

Ploop.

eNjoy.

2 January: Thursday glumptyspoink.

Starting off the new year with a poo. What else would I do? 

eNjoy.

31 December: New Year's Eve schwarberbloonce.

Didn't poo Monday--at least I don't think I did. The poos are blurring together. This came in the afternoon, as I was getting ready to make merry! This poo is kind of chunky. And stumpy. Stumpy poo for the new year. Nothing else to say. 

eNjoy.

29 December: Sunday plooberspinkling.

Dropped a pile of probling Sunday. A pile and a blort. Pungent. Pungent and poo. The poo never stops. And that's good. 

eNjoy.