New Years Eve poo meme.

31 December: Wednesday zorpsporger.

Last poo blog entry for 2025. Third ploop in a row. Light orangish and ploopy. No bueno. Haven't been keeping up with the yogurt. That's my New Year's resolution--consume more gut beneficial-beneficial bacteria. More kefir. I'll start tomorrow, New Year's Day. Here's to pooing in the New Year! 

eNjoy 

30 December: Thursday chombleskeerge.

More plops. This one was gloopy with dark granules. I need to get back on the kimchee. And the kefir and yogurt. Quick. No more logs. And I was getting used to the logs. As much as I say that poo comes in all shapes and sizes, I feel now that the  loose stool indicates a less than healthy gut microbiome. Live and learn.

eNjoy.

29 December: Monday chadlefrunch.

Started off the Monday with a poo! Imagine that! This one actually came a little later that usual, an hour before lunch. Not impressive. Haven't been consuming as much beneficial bacteria-laden foods and it shows! Seriously. We're back to ploops. That will be a New Year's resolution--more bacteria! Gotta nourish the guy microbiome! 

eNjoy.

28 December: Sunday clorgfutton.

This blorg got me out of bed. Woke up late, and was thinking about getting out of bed, and this poo made the decision for me. Got out of bed, and immediately pooed. Bi-colored and chunky. Always fun. The poo never stops. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

A Christmas gift. 

27 December: Saturday boolplunchkin.

Had to poo as soon I woke up. Didn't pass Go, didn't collect $200. And this was a load. Would have been more impressive if it has stayed together as one log, but that's the way it goes.  This load felt like it took about a minute and a half to squeeze out of my bunghole. What more can I say? 

eNjoy.

26 December: Friday horblechickny.

Didn't even get the chance to take a sip of coffee before I had to poo. And poo I did. Had lasagna for Christmas dinner so this is lasagna poo. Can you tell? I can't. Good looking poo. Good looking log. Pooing has been good for a while. Keeping up with the beneficial bacteria. So should you.

eNjoy.

Christmas Day poo meme.

25 December: Thursday slimingpremptor.

Christmas Day poo. I have been slacking a bit in the kimchee and yogurt eating, so that seems to have a affected my poo. This is more of a gloop--something I'm more used to. I really need to start back with the yogurt. And the kefir. Looking guy forward to more logs. 

eNjoy.

24 December: Wednesday McClompskyzerm.

Dropped this poo at 3 in the afternoon after a meal at a Mexican restaurant (weird shadow). So this is restaurant poo. Good looking poo. This was a LOAD. One long, fat, thick consistent brown log. This was a good one. You're welcome. 

eNjoy.

23 December: Tuesday glochspimner.

Dropped a serious log on Tuesday. This is becoming normal for me. Still eating lots of beneficial bacteria. Still pooing once daily (for the most part). Enjoying the regular download. Appreciate the adulation. We're going. 

eNjoy.

22 December: Monday malinkchintzner.

Started off the week by dropping a load! Always a good way to start the day! Big, beefy load. Consistent brown coloring. This works. Works for me, hopefully it works for you! Let me know in the comments! (You can do it anonymously if you want. Just saying.)

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

21 December: Sunday kaplompkintorf.

Big Sunday load. Looks smaller because it has already begun to sink. More solid poo for yours truly. Crapping a big log once in the morning is definitely better that 4-5 soft shits during the day. I'm digging the changes. 

eNjoy.

20 December: Saturday dooblehoifter.

Big, fat Saturday load. For the last couple of weeks my poos have been more solid. And I firmly believe it's because I added gut-beneficial rich foods to my diet. For the most part I've been crapping once a day in the morning. That's big for me.  I've always said poo comes in all shapes and sizes, but I'm starting to think that my gut microbiome has been out of whack. So I will continue to eat kimchee and yogurt and drink kefir. I think it's making a difference.

eNjoy.

19 December: Friday homblechorden.

Had to poo during my first cup of coffee. And poo I did. Pretty big load. But most of my poo loads lately have been big. There looks to be corn in this poo but I don't remember eating corn in the last couple of days.  Pretty cool looking poo. Started off as a loglet and finished as a splorg. There you go--it's poo! 

eNjoy.

18 December: Thursday dumpload.

This was a LOAD. Seriously. This took 4 flushes to get rid of. Only poo of the day. Started off brown, finished in a greenish. Serious poo. I think this is what consuming a lot of beneficial bacteria will do for you. Big, fat loads. I'm going to keep doing the kimchee and yogurt. I think it's doing my good. 

eNjoy.

17 December: Wednesday hybledaunch.

Another significant poo. A serious blork. A big, fat poo log, if you will.  For the most part, I'm crapping once a day. And I do still think it has to do with the food in eating. Yes, I'm still eating kimchee, yogurt and drinking kefir. I think it's making a difference. I think I have a healthier gut microbiome. 

eNjoy.

16 December: Tuesday vorschempta.

Dropped a blorp in Tuesday. Just kind of a pile of schplat. A meaty pile. A beefy pile. One poo a day means bigger, meatier piles. Which is okay. If it means I'm not crapping 4 times a day, I'm good with it. 

eNjoy.

Milestone.

So... This blog passed another milestone. Yesterday the blog surpassed 1.5 million page views. 1.5 million views in 14 1/2 years. Not too shabby for a poo blog. And I'm still going strong. Still pooing, still blogging. And I'll do so until I can no longer operate a cell phone. 

So, you're welcome.

15 December: Monday double jaquobblemorph.

First load came after my first sip of coffee. Serious load, but some fell deep into the well of toilet and so can't really be seen. Bi-colored poo, always fun. Second load came two hours later. Ooey, gooey and creamy? Not as big a load a the first, but still substantial. Hopefully non more poos this day. Two is enough. 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

14 December: Sunday choiscreempter.

Dropped this right after I woke up. Seriously beefy poo. Very interesting deep orange color. And very pungent. Orange=pungent. Since changing my diet just a little bit is having interesting affects in my poo. Poo never ceases to amaze. 

eNjoy.

13 December: Saturday plinkelsporger.

Dropped a big, long log. So far, Monday was the only day of the week when I crapped more than once in a day. So I think the gut microbiome is getting healthier. I think the kefir and the kimchee and yogurt is working! This poo was very interesting--dark brown nodules in the bulk of the light between blorp. And this was a hefty poo. Good effort.

eNjoy.

12 December: Friday clompersnordit.

Pooed two sips into my first cup of coffee. And this is a pretty cool poo. Harder and lighter colored as the beginning, and softer and darker we the end. I guess that's the difference between two meals? I don't know, I just blog about poo and don't actually know how they're formed. I just know poo never ceases to amaze me.

eNjoy. 

11 December: Thursday booljumpit.

Another big load of poo. The only poo I dropped this day. These what I'm shooting for--one poo a day. Good poo pic. Got different colors going on, and some pretty beefy loaflets. There you go--can't ask for much more than that. 

eNjoy 

10 December: Wednesday ploobyarbin.

Plooped this out after two sips of coffee after waking. Definitely a beefy poo whilst not being a log. Orange poo and VERY pungent. Yes, I have continued eating yogurt and kimchee and drinking kefir. I hope I'm doing good for my gut microbiome. Ultimately I just want to crap once a day. This was a pretty good looking poo. Good poo pic. We'll keep on trying. 

eNjoy.

9 December: Tuesday blokersmorton.

Pile of poo. So much for my theory of eating yogurt and kimchee can change your gut microbiome and the way you poop. I the day before I crapped three more times in addition to the big log I dropped in the morning. Hmph. So we're back to piles of poo. Dark green, unexciting. Oh well. 

eNjoy.

8 December: second Monday wimstedchorker.

So much for not pooing more than one a day. Dropped this about two hours after the first dolp. Still pretty hefty for a second poo. Dark green and PUNGENT. There you go. Hopefully that's it for the day. 

eNjoy.

8 December: Monday chugglehormton.

Another big log. If you follow this blog, you know this is unusual for me. My turds are usually soft. But I've been eating yogurt and kimchee lately and drinking kefir (Google it). So I've been ingesting a lot more beneficial bacteria. And that has changed my poo. I think for the better. I don't care so much about the logs, but I've only been pooing once a day in the morning, and that's HUGE. And I will admit, the big logs are more pooagenic. So my advice to my readers (and to be clear, I'm not a doctor and this is not medical advice) is, if your BMs are continually soft, or you're pooing multiple times a day, trying getting more beneficial bacteria in your diet. Yogurt, kefir and fermented food like kimchee.

eNjoy.

7 December: Sunday harnchenspleeder.

Another serious log poo. I've changed my diet a bit--eating more yogurt and drinking kefir and eating kimchee. All of these foods have beneficial bacteria. I think that's made a difference in my gut health (gut microbiome). What that has meant for me is more solid poos and I've been pooing LESS. For me that's huge. Crapping five times a day is NO BUENO. I think I'm going to keep up the new diet. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

6 December: Saturday harchsplogonde.

Dropped this soon after waking. This one was an ass-ripper--I really had to push. Which is rare for me. Hard stool. I was editing blood on the TP. Clearly bi-colored. Very interesting and serious poo. I just wish it wasn't so uncomfortable squeezing out of my bunghole. Hey, poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

5 December: Friday glumphendree.

Didn't poo the day before, so this is a two day load. Big load. Impressive, pungent poo. Kind of an interesting dark, rough squiggle at the end. Very cool poo, and a really good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

3 December: Wednesday jobblescornion.

Cute little poo. Was expecting more as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. I expanded the picture so it looks bigger than it actually was. Not impressive, but still poo. 

eNjoy.

2 December: Tuesday velchodroob.

Not an exciting poo. Orangish and very pungent. Weird how orange equates to stinkier. But it's poo. And what comes out of my ass never ceases to amaze me. 

eNjoy.

1 December: Monday strobberquoind.

This poo got me out of bed, about 7:30 am. I felt an intestinal cramp. I turned over, and it got worse. So I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. Pissed first. Pushed and got a long, loud fart. Pushed again and got this little plopper. First the plug, then the ploot. Still poo. 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

30 November: Sunday hopbimney.

Crapped this after my first sip of coffee. One minute I'm fine, the next I'm running to the bathroom. As you can see, this was a looong poo, with a couple of little satellite poos to the right. Big, meaty log. Good poo pic. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

29 November: Saturday chanklezorm.

Dropped this soon after waking. This was a load. I've been eating a LOT lately--a lot of turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes and apple pie. So this poo is a result of that eating. This was post-Thanksgiving poo I was expecting Friday. Couple of different colors, always fun. Big, meaty chunkles. Good poo pic. This works.

eNjoy.

28 November: Friday booklebrumpton.

Dropped this florble after lunch. I was expecting a bigger poo considering how much food I are for Thanksgiving the day before. Just a little dollop, eh? A little poodle of poo. Kind of cute, right? 

eNjoy. 

Thanksgiving Day poo meme.

27 November: Thursday McPlobblecorpse.

Thanksgiving Day pre-poo. Dropped this mid-day, before the big Thanksgiving meal. I knew this would be substantial as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Long, pointy turds. And you can still see the corn from the chicken bowl I had a couple of days before. Corn poo is always fun! 

eNjoy. 

26 November: Wednesday chummeldunion.

Had a poo before my doctor's appointment. A couple of flobs and a couple of globules (that are a slightly different color). Interesting looking poo. It felt more substantial as I squeezed it out. But still a cool poo. 

eNjoy.

25 November: Tuesday chibforstling.

Squeezed this out first thing in the morning. Definitely a splooch. Different colors and consistencies. And you can see corn from the previous night's chicken and rice bowl. Corn poo is always fun! 

eNjoy.

24 November: Monday molchingsprood.

Dropped this blorch immediately upon waking. This was a big load. Definitely chunky and glunky. Interesting how it's harder at the top, and plooier at the bottom. But that's how my poo goes--harder at the beginning and softer toward the end. Cool poo pic. 

eNjoy.

23 November: Sunday bermensplivet.

I woke up at about 9:30 this morning and immediately had to poo. Before coffee, before anything else. Do not pass Go, go right into the bathroom. As I started to squeeze this out of my bunghole, I knew it was going to be a significant poo. And here you go. Big, fat poo log. A lot better than the splats I've been publishing lately. And this was a hard poo, so, not a lot of wiping. This is about as good as my poo gets. You're welcome. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

22 November: Saturday qwincelbormer.

Poos are getting back to normal. I hope. Another beefier poo. Chunkier. Medium consistency, so a lot of wiping was involved. But a bad looking poo--in an Airbnb, so this is Airbnb poo. Not bad to finish out the week. 

eNjoy.