25 November: Monday plooplefring.

Day off today...off all week for the holiday to burn through vacation days. Woke up and had to poo. Another unexciting poo pic. But that's the way it goes, right? They can't all be winners. Just the way it goes. Words to live by. 

eNjoy. 

24 November: Sunday thurblechorps.

Started off the week with a poo. Standard poo. Not too bad. Not exciting, but a good effort. Have the whole week off, so, we'll see what that means for the poo. The poo never stops. It's relentless. But I'm determined to blog it all. I am also relentless. You're welcome 

eNjoy 

Saturday poo meme

23 November: Saturday blorpenjerner.

Didn't poo Friday, so this is a two day load. Anither pungent poo. Stinky. Pooed again AS I was eating my lunch of Chick-fil-A nuggets. Second poo wasn't very exciting. This poo was glunky and solid. I had to PUSH. Really stretched out my bunghole. TP came away a little bloody. The poo never stops. And sometimes it can be unforgiving.

eNjoy.

21 November: Thursday horblefruthem.

Back pooing at home. Not a bad looking poo pic. A little bit grunchy. What does that mean? You tell me. Best answer gets a shout-out. That's all 

eNjoy.

20 November: Wednesday halpingworter

Work poo. You can tell that I will this picture at work because it looks like shit. Terrible picture. Terrible lightning. And I forgot to cover up the auto-flush sensor so I had to be very quick standing up and snapping the pic before it flushed. Looks like it was a pretty good log. Missed opportunity.

eNjoy.

18 November: Monday schlorpsporker.

Started off the work week with a cute little poo plorp. Interesting colors and texture. Not a bad effort and a pretty good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

17 November: Sunday hoblechootling.

Didn't know if I'd crap today because I felt like a pretty much emptied the old colon on Saturday--I  shouldn't have worried. The poo always comes. Kind of a glorbity poo. Small poo...but still poo. Enjoyable. Felt good as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. There you go. Poo. 

eNjoy.

16 November: Saturday humpglumpton.

So, I crapped several times Friday but they were not pooagenic. Yep--something upset my gi tract on Friday and I spent some time in the bathroom. I wasn't expecting a poo on Saturday, but I shouldn't have worried. The poo came. It always comes. This was gloopy, but more solid than the day before. And, again, a very pungent poo. But that's poo, right? 

eNjoy.

14 November: Thursday chommelburm.

Pile of Thursday poo. Almost completely liquid. Poo soup. And very pungent. I left the flash on to see how the picture would look. A little different. It is what it is. And that's poo. Stinky poo. 

eNjoy.

13 November: Wednesday florpjumion.

Rare work poo. You can tell by the lousy overhead lighting. Dropped it in the morning, before my noon workout. Not really exciting, but it's work poo, so, there you go. 

eNjoy.

12 November: Thursday froitlegloost.

Working from home, had a good poo. Came after lunch. This poo is stolid and jormpy. Bulbous for a bolus. But it's still a plop. And that's all you can expect. 

eNjoy.

11 November: Monday chulpdrollem.

Day off for Veteran's Day. Solumn day. Dropped the poo a little before lunch. Not a bad looking poo--interesting colors and texture. And very pungent. Most of my poos lately have been really pungent. And the aftermath took a lot of wiping. Pungent and messy. Need to shower soon. Hey, it's poo. 

eNjoy.

10 November: Sunday chobblefortch.

Dropped this blumpkin whilst watching CBS Sunday Morning. Not a bad looking poo. There was a sinker toward the top, but I cropped it out of the picture. Got to keep the main focus on the main bolus of flop. Gotta keep your focus on the florp. And we did that. We will always do that. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

9 November: Saturday glunchsterproom.

Dropped this poo after breakfast while watching my favorite college football team play. Was going to wait until a commercial break but I didn't have to because a time-out was called. So I pooed quickly and got back to the game. Pretty good looking poo. Stocky and substantial. Good effort.

eNjoy.

8 November: Friday floofspoocher.

This poo got me out of bed in the morning. Had the day off, woke up a little late, thinking about getting out of bed, and then the old familiar rumblings started. And I had to get up and drop the deuce. Not an exciting poo, but poo still. Poo is poo. And this is my poo. 

eNjoy.

7 November: Thursday double glajokledroob.

Thursday was a two poo day. Regular first poo and and gloopy second poo. My colon was busy. First poo was bi-colored--always fun. Second poo came, of course, after a fairly healthy lunch. Big meal=a liquid bowel. Always. Works almost as well as coffee. 

eNjoy.

5 November: Tuesday plotoquimson.

Big pile of Tuesday poo. Kind of gorgly and gloopy. Interesting texture. Not a bad looking poo and pretty good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

6 November: Wednesday blockenfloid.

Rare work poo. You can tell by the lousy lightning and crummy pic. But I include the good, the bad and the ugly. Poo is poo. And all poo pics deserve to be seen.

eNjoy.

4 November: Monday flogendjimper.

Just a pile of poo to start out the week. Not a bad looking poo ... Hey, it's poo. There you go. Not fear, the poo never stops. 

eNjoy 

3 November: Sunday blunkerplood.

Woke up this morning and I'm didn't take long before I had to poo. This is a florp of poo. Not too bad, kind of flumby. For lack of a better word. Mealy looking, interesting texture. Not one of my best, but still poo. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

2 November: Saturday hoobledrumpher.

Big, fat Saturday poo log. Can't remember if I pooed Friday, so this might be a two day load. And another pungent poo! This is a good poo pic. Makes all of the soft poo pile pics worth it. This is what I work for. Poo is poo, but the big fat poo logs are very satisfying. 

eNjoy.

31 October: Halloween phlugnugget.

Dropped this phlorg after lunch and before the trick-or-treaters started coming around. Kind of...glorgy? Sppogy and glunky. Been munching on Halloween snacks for the last two days, so, there you go--glorgy. Chocolate and pretzels poo. Halloween poo. 

eNjoy.

30 October: Wednesday humplesporger.

Another plop of poo. Mostly soft. But you can see corn, and corn poo is always fun. I don't remember specifically what food the corn was in, but the evidence is in the poo. 

eNjoy.

29 October: Tuesday chubbleploinch

Didn't poo Monday, so this is a two day load. Pile of plorch. Ooey and gooey. And this one was pungent. Even I could smell this one. Ever wonder what the inside of your colon smells like? I found it Tuesday. And it wasn't roses and unicorns. More more mold and goblins.

eNjoy.

27 October: Sunday flutchstimple.

Mid morning Sunday poo. Kind of...clunky? Not exciting, but still poo. Poo is poo. 

eNjoy.