Monday, September 30, 2024

29 September: Sunday frunchgollempt.

I crapped three times on Saturday so I didn't know if I'd crap on Sunday. I shouldn't have worried. Dropped this borlip mid-afternoon whilst watching football. Nice looking bollep. Kind of a blorp of soft/harder ploop. Hey, it's poo. 

eNjoy.

Saturday, September 28, 2024

Saturday poo meme.

28 September: Saturday double chumgrumpty.

So, Tuesday's Wegovy stopped me up, just like the good ole days. Hadn't crapped since Tuesday, so this is a 4 day double load. First poo came. About 8:30 am and a real ass-ripper. Took some serious pushing. Hard stool. Second dollop came about 45 minutes later. Second poos are always looser than the first. If I said that right. A plop of poo. Good job.

eNjoy.

24 September: Tuesday chollenphrime.

Dropped another plorch mid Tuesday morning. Not a bad looking sploober. Got a dose of Wegovy in the evening--after a week off--and it made me sick on Wednesday. And plugged me up for a few days. More on that later 

eNjoy.

23 September: Monday plombchgrimby.

Dropped a load on Monday. Interesting looking, gooey looking poo. Good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

Sunday, September 22, 2024

Sunday poo meme.

22 September: Sunday gorchlingscroob.

Stayed at at AirB&B Friday night and left Saturday morning but didn't poo while traveling or so all in Saturday.  So this poo is a two day load. Cool poo pic. A little reddish, and kind of globular. A little different, but different is good. Poo is good. And using the transitive rule for poo, "poo is different." Just spitballing ideas. Whatever. 

eNjoy.

20 September: Friday holcumyorb.

Took Friday afternoon off getting ready for a short vacay. That's holiday for you European types. Dropped this load about an hour and a half before I hit the road. (Good timing because I didn't have to worry about pooing on the road.) Interesting poo--but quite loose, not quite solid. But, of course, still poo. 

eNjoy.

19 September: Thursday prommelgloan.

Thursday home poo. Not really exciting, but interesting texture. Dark an brown color palette. Not a bad looking poo. Hello!

eNjoy.

18 September: Wednesday cholnsprinmer.

This is a rare work poo. Didn't crap Tuesday, went into the office and mid afternoon I had to poo. You can tell the lighting is off, but lowered the angle and got a pretty good pic. Definitely a different looking poo pic. Different can be good. And hey, it's still poo. 

eNjoy.

16 September: Monday chunkblumpkin.

Kind of a chunky floggle. Starting the work week with a good poo. Always a good way to start the week. Words to live by.

eNjoy.

Sunday, September 15, 2024

Sunday poo meme.

15 September: Sunday hubklumpkin.

Woke up to watch Sunday morning news shows and I had to poo! Imagine that. The poo just never stops. Kind of a plorp of plop. A sloppy, gloppy, glorpy splorb. Just a splorpy puddle of ploob. Sometimes...poo is just poo. 

eNjoy 

14 September: Saturday hoompluckler.

Didn't poo Friday and then dropped two loads Saturday. One after breakfast, one after lunch. Morning poo was hard and sinky, second poo was a plorp. One hard, one soft. Both pretty good poo pics. I'll take 'em!

eNjoy.

12 September: Thursday choltstrumpner.

Not a good poo pic. I thought this would be a big load. It FELT like a big load. I got up to take the picture, and I was disappointed. Small nuggets at the bottom? I sat down and actually squeezed out a few more blorks, got up to take another picture, and it was still an unimpressive poo load. Poo is always poo, but sometimes it doesn't impress.

eNjoy.

11 September: Wednesday schlampersfloog.

Sat down to poo Tuesday and all that can't out were the loud, long farts. So, no poo Tuesday. This is a big, fat nobbin chunk of poo log. Good poo pic--above and under the water. 

eNjoy.

9 September: Monday splopplegearing.

Monday poo, splop of poo. Puddle of ploopy goodness. There you go.

eNjoy.

Sunday, September 8, 2024

8 September: Sunday florksonchoiner.

I had to really squeeze this poo out--my bunghole definitely got a workout. I this was but a soft poo, so I was expecting a big log. But I was disappointed. Not a log, but a bunch of smaller niblets. And they immediately sank. Good poo pic but it could have been so much better. Oh the humanity. 

eNjoy.

Saturday, September 7, 2024

Saturday poo meme.

9 September: Friday chorpglumpkin.

I actually crapped 3 times Tuesday, so, this is a 3 day load. And this one took some pushing. Started off with a hard plug and ended with a plorp and a squirt. Pretty standard. Not a bad looking poo. There you go 

eNjoy. 

3 September: Tuesday glumpkindroob.

Work day, work-home poo. Interesting coloration. Bi-colored poo. Always fun. Pretty good poo pic. 

eNjoy 

Tuesday, September 3, 2024

2 September: Monday plombsherfroind.

Crapped three times Saturday, so, no poo Sunday. This is a two day load but is another example a pic not being as impressive as it felt squeezing out of my bunghole. Ah well, I'm always chasing the load, and I get these little plorpkins. 

eNjoy