Saturday poo meme.

27 April: Saturday double chaglubblespink.

First poo was HARD to get out. I really, REALLY had to push. I mean, harder than I've had to push in a long time. Reminded me of how Ronnie Mund from the Howard Stern show talked about the time he had to manually dig poo out of his butt because it was so hard. I was thinking I'd have to go outside and get a stick to dig the poo out of my bunghole. I finally pushed it out. Lucky I didn't stroke out doing it. Second poo cave 50 minutes later. Slid right out. The poo adventures continue.

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25 April: Thursday permalgummner.

This one got me out of bed about an hour before I normally wake up. Instead of squeezing this out, I more or less blew it out of my bunghole in a sphalrt. Weird experience. But still poo, so, okay 

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24 April: Wednesday chorvenhooey.

Work poo that I didn't think would come. And then, all of a sudden, blamo--i had to poo. When I finally found an empty stall, I blew this brief little phlorker out of my bunghole. Not a very inspired little drobble--but still poo. 

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23 April: Tuesday porpphlobbit.

Dropped this bad boy about an hour after I woke up. Like many of my poos, it started off mute solid, and ended up as a plop. Interestingly, the hard and soft parts are different colors. Poo never ceases to amaze me. 

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22 April: Monday globbinphork.

Started the work week with a good poo. Good looking poo pic. Not much else to say. 

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21 April: Sunday chobblesmort.

I crapped twice yesterday, so I wasn't sure I would poo today. I shouldn't have worried. This was the first of two Sunday craps. This log was dark brown. Yesterday's was dark green. At least we're sticking with earth tones--if my poo is ever purple, I guess I'll have a problem. This poo was medium consistency, which meant, of course, a lot of wiping. But sometimes you have to wipe. A lot. 

eNjoy.

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20 April: Saturday spornchaggle.

Another two day load. Dark green, looks completely different than Thursday's load. Poo never ceases to amaze me. Medium consistency so that meant a lot of wiping. A LOT. BUT you gotta keep your bunghole clean, right? Anyway...

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18 April: Thursday phlobblejormny.

Two day load. Kind of cool looking poo. Chunky and glorky. Hey.... it's poo! 

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16 April: Tuesday blinkchutney.

Didn't poo Monday so this is a two day load. Big, healthy load. Beefy load. I knew this was going to be a big load as I was squeezing it out of my bunghole. Sometimes, you just know. Poo is poo. Poo is always poo. 

eNjoy.

14 April: Sunday florpkinsmurd.

Dropped this little dollop mid-morning.  Not much else to say. It's poo. 

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13 April: Saturday horchunkle.

Didn't know if I'd crap today, but 30 minutes into my morning routine, I got the old familiar stirring. And then I immediately had to shit. When you gotta go, you gotta go. Poo waits for no man. Sometimes poo is like, 0 to 100 in three seconds. Poo is poo. 

eNjoy. 

12 April: Friday krumpjanus.

Hadn't crapped since Monday, so this is a 4 day load. Wasn't feeling anything stirring in the morning so I took 3 laxative caplets. 15 minutes later I had to crap. And this is a serious load--dark green and medium consistency. And that meant A LOT of wiping. A LOT. But there you go. With great poo come great wiping. 😁😁

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8 April: Monday glumkykorb.

Dropped this blorb after a lunch of an egg salad sandwich. Been eating a lot of egg salad lately. This poo is kind of glorby. Not sure why the light looks like it does--almost like I took this at work. That's okay--ooey, gooey and--not a bad poo pic 

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7 April: Sunday cloibsplooner.

Just a messy plop of gooey sploible. The solid part at the top is bi-colored, which is always fun. This came after lunch and is not a bad poo pic. 

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6 April: Saturday hobvangloby.

Didn't crap on Friday so this is a two day load. Not surprising I didn't crap on Friday considering how much I crapped on Thursday. I usually weigh myself on Friday but sometimes will defer if I haven't crapped in several days. A 3 or 4 day load can, in itself, weigh a couple of pounds. I want my real weight--not my weight plus a couple of pounds. This isn't a bad looking poo. Not top 10, but okay.

eNjoy. 

4 April: Thursday double dump load

Woke up early Tuesday morning with intestinal cramps that only resulted in a couple of long farts. These loads are from Thursday, so they represent 4 day loads. Big loads. Two really big dumpers. Serious loads. Crapped a third time but it was all liquid. Ass was burning after wiping 3 times. But you gotta wipe, right? Not wiping would just be gross. But Thursday with a burning bunghole left me thinking, again, about a bidet. We can dream. 

eNjoy