Traffic to this blog ..

... Is way up. Between 1K and 2K page views a day. That's up from a normal count of 100 to 300. And again, most of that traffic is from.. Singapore. I still don't get it. Why is most of my traffic from the tiny island nation of Singapore? I don't mind--I'd just like to know why. Anybody have any ideas? And of my readers from Singapore want to chime in? Why is there periodic interest in my blog from Singapore? You can leave me a comment or send me an email.

25 February: Sunday pookentyong.

Dropped a blocket this morning. Gloogy. Mostly soft, didn't think it would be quite the mound it turned out to be. Poo never disappoints. The more that I think about it, the more I think poo really is the stuff of life. Happy poo day!

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

24 February: Saturday double hachinblunker.

Dropped a couple of glorkers this morning. Separated by about an hour and a half. Both poos were a little glooky. Don't know a better way to describe them. You can see corn niblets in the first poo from Thursday night's dinner. Corn poo. Always fun. Ha!

eNjoy.

22 February: Thursday hobbjobble.

Dropped this blobble late in the evening. A rare evening poo. It had been brewing for a couple of hours, and when it finally came, my housemate was in my preferred bathroom! Outrage! I had to go in the upstairs bathroom! Ugh. Not optimal. But hey, you don't always get what you want, right? Pretty good poo...ooey and gooey. Happy poo times.

eNjoy.

20 February: Tuesday gumptyjinling.

Dropped this little dollop in the morning about two hours into the work day. Not a bad little poop. Kind of a neat, tidy pile. A tidy little pile of poo. There you go.

eNjoy 

18 February: Sunday habblesmutter.

Dropped a blobble this morning and this one felt really good as it came squeezing out. Sometimes it just really feels good taking a poo. A really good poo can be akin to a religious experience. Interesting longy poo. Bi-colored in spots. Always fun. Good poo pic to start out the week. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

17 February: Saturday borbgrinchler.

Didn't crap at work, but got up early Thursday morning to pee and started to feel a little sick. Got up a little later and crapped a little dollop of poo. No pic. So this is a 2 1/2 day load. Not a bad looking poo. Good poo pic. Ooey and gooey and creamy and flooey. There you go. 

eNjoy.

13 February: Tuesday plumpkinwrumpth.

Strange, long poo. I had to hold my phone father away to get it all in the frame. And that resulted in a less than ideal picture. I had to use the "unblur" feature on my phone several times because the picture was blurry. My Google Pixel usually takes much better pictures. Ended up with kind of cool picture of an interesting poo. Hey, it's still poo. 

eNjoy.

12 February: Monday chunkleflommond.

Dropped some chunkies Monday. Some blorks. These were rocks. Not too much of a struggle squeezing them out of my bunghole. But my bunghole did get a bit of a stretch. Cool looking poo. There you go.

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

10 February: Saturday plampquertner.

Didn't poo Friday so this is a two day load. And what a load! Big, fat, juicy log.  Mighty fine looking poo and a great poo pic. This is what I work for. As much as I say there is no regular, normal poo, I will admit that it's so much more satisfying to drop one of these logs than to crap a splat poo pile. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

8 February: Thursday brunkteblorker.

Just a pile of Thursday poo. Kind of grunkly and sphunkly. Ooey and glumey. Not a well-defined poo but a great poo pic. I will say that since I've been working from home the poo pics have been consistently better. So, you can thank the pandemic for that. Thanks COVID! 

eNjoy.

7 February: Wednesday plorkendrooler.

I was in the office Wednesday so this is a rare work poo. You can tell by the bad fluorescent lighting. Kind of an interesting poo. Middle left and up a little is in focus and just down and to the right seems out of focus. Kind of ooey and glooey. Creamy and bleamy. But a great poo pic but it's still poo. 

eNjoy.

6 February: Tuesday chunkgumbler.

Hard poo logs. Taking the Wegovy on Monday, I usually don't crap until Friday. But that changed Tuesday. And these were hard. A sinker and some floaters. Definitely out of the ordinary. My poo never ceases to amaze me. 

eNjoy.

4 February: Sunday horfablorm.

Dropped this sploot Sunday morning. It is a sploot of poo. A warm, soft, liquid sploot of poo. Almost, you could say, a splorch of poo. A plorchle of poo. Not exciting, but still poo. And a pretty good poo pic. Not much else to say.

eNjoy.

3 February: Second Saturday floiblequerd.

A dropped a second blorp Saturday evening, after a couple of vodka tonics. Yep, dry January is over and I'm back to enjoying alcoholic beverages. It wasn't that hard to do without, and I didn't feel much different, so I decided not to make it permanent. Anyway, this blurg was kind of a mess. But hey, it's poo. Poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

3 February: Saturday hymelgroind.

Another hard stool. Long, thin, hard poo log. Again, this poo took some pushing. Real pushing. Again, no blood. I wonder what tomorrow will bring. Poo is always an adventure. What's next!

eNjoy.

2 February: Friday frooziborth.

Hadn't crapped since Sunday so this is a 5 day load. And this was a hard log. As you can see. This poo took some pushing . Really. Luckily no blood. Doesn't look like 5 days of poo. Don't know where all of the poo is going--i don't feel stopped up. Sometimes poo is a mystery. 

eNjoy.

28 January: Sunday gorpglunkle.

Dropped this poo late Sunday evening. A rare Sunday evening poo. Enjoy it. Revel in it. Learn it. Know it. Live it. Not a bad looking poo. And a pretty good poo pic. Kind of...gloppy? Glorpy? 

eNjoy.