Sunday poo meme.

17 November: Sunday hoblechootling.

Didn't know if I'd crap today because I felt like a pretty much emptied the old colon on Saturday--I  shouldn't have worried. The poo always comes. Kind of a glorbity poo. Small poo...but still poo. Enjoyable. Felt good as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. There you go. Poo. 

eNjoy.

16 November: Saturday humpglumpton.

So, I crapped several times Friday but they were not pooagenic. Yep--something upset my gi tract on Friday and I spent some time in the bathroom. I wasn't expecting a poo on Saturday, but I shouldn't have worried. The poo came. It always comes. This was gloopy, but more solid than the day before. And, again, a very pungent poo. But that's poo, right? 

eNjoy.

14 November: Thursday chommelburm.

Pile of Thursday poo. Almost completely liquid. Poo soup. And very pungent. I left the flash on to see how the picture would look. A little different. It is what it is. And that's poo. Stinky poo. 

eNjoy.

13 November: Wednesday florpjumion.

Rare work poo. You can tell by the lousy overhead lighting. Dropped it in the morning, before my noon workout. Not really exciting, but it's work poo, so, there you go. 

eNjoy.

12 November: Thursday froitlegloost.

Working from home, had a good poo. Came after lunch. This poo is stolid and jormpy. Bulbous for a bolus. But it's still a plop. And that's all you can expect. 

eNjoy.

11 November: Monday chulpdrollem.

Day off for Veteran's Day. Solumn day. Dropped the poo a little before lunch. Not a bad looking poo--interesting colors and texture. And very pungent. Most of my poos lately have been really pungent. And the aftermath took a lot of wiping. Pungent and messy. Need to shower soon. Hey, it's poo. 

eNjoy.

10 November: Sunday chobblefortch.

Dropped this blumpkin whilst watching CBS Sunday Morning. Not a bad looking poo. There was a sinker toward the top, but I cropped it out of the picture. Got to keep the main focus on the main bolus of flop. Gotta keep your focus on the florp. And we did that. We will always do that. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

9 November: Saturday glunchsterproom.

Dropped this poo after breakfast while watching my favorite college football team play. Was going to wait until a commercial break but I didn't have to because a time-out was called. So I pooed quickly and got back to the game. Pretty good looking poo. Stocky and substantial. Good effort.

eNjoy.

8 November: Friday floofspoocher.

This poo got me out of bed in the morning. Had the day off, woke up a little late, thinking about getting out of bed, and then the old familiar rumblings started. And I had to get up and drop the deuce. Not an exciting poo, but poo still. Poo is poo. And this is my poo. 

eNjoy.

7 November: Thursday double glajokledroob.

Thursday was a two poo day. Regular first poo and and gloopy second poo. My colon was busy. First poo was bi-colored--always fun. Second poo came, of course, after a fairly healthy lunch. Big meal=a liquid bowel. Always. Works almost as well as coffee. 

eNjoy.

5 November: Tuesday plotoquimson.

Big pile of Tuesday poo. Kind of gorgly and gloopy. Interesting texture. Not a bad looking poo and pretty good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

6 November: Wednesday blockenfloid.

Rare work poo. You can tell by the lousy lightning and crummy pic. But I include the good, the bad and the ugly. Poo is poo. And all poo pics deserve to be seen.

eNjoy.

4 November: Monday flogendjimper.

Just a pile of poo to start out the week. Not a bad looking poo ... Hey, it's poo. There you go. Not fear, the poo never stops. 

eNjoy 

3 November: Sunday blunkerplood.

Woke up this morning and I'm didn't take long before I had to poo. This is a florp of poo. Not too bad, kind of flumby. For lack of a better word. Mealy looking, interesting texture. Not one of my best, but still poo. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

2 November: Saturday hoobledrumpher.

Big, fat Saturday poo log. Can't remember if I pooed Friday, so this might be a two day load. And another pungent poo! This is a good poo pic. Makes all of the soft poo pile pics worth it. This is what I work for. Poo is poo, but the big fat poo logs are very satisfying. 

eNjoy.

31 October: Halloween phlugnugget.

Dropped this phlorg after lunch and before the trick-or-treaters started coming around. Kind of...glorgy? Sppogy and glunky. Been munching on Halloween snacks for the last two days, so, there you go--glorgy. Chocolate and pretzels poo. Halloween poo. 

eNjoy.

30 October: Wednesday humplesporger.

Another plop of poo. Mostly soft. But you can see corn, and corn poo is always fun. I don't remember specifically what food the corn was in, but the evidence is in the poo. 

eNjoy.

29 October: Tuesday chubbleploinch

Didn't poo Monday, so this is a two day load. Pile of plorch. Ooey and gooey. And this one was pungent. Even I could smell this one. Ever wonder what the inside of your colon smells like? I found it Tuesday. And it wasn't roses and unicorns. More more mold and goblins.

eNjoy.

27 October: Sunday flutchstimple.

Mid morning Sunday poo. Kind of...clunky? Not exciting, but still poo. Poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

26 October: Saturday pumplechorger.

Dropped this pluggle about 30 minutes after waking. Looking at my phone, drinking coffee and I had to poo! It was on its way.... There's no stopping the poo. Kind of a cool looking poo. And you can see the corn from Thursday's corn salad. Corn poo--always fun! 

eNjoy.

25 October: Friday drampergould.

Didn't poo Thursday, so this is a two day load. Big, fat, beefy log. This one stretched out my bunghole and took some pushing. I drop something like this and I feel like I accomplished something. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

23 October: Wednesday horkplunther.

Wednesday work poo. Came after I worked out at noon and are lunch. Terrible poo pic. That's what I get at work. Lousy poo pics. Bad toilet, awful lighting. I almost didn't post it. But I figure my fans deserve the good, bad and the ugly. 

eNjoy.

22 October: Tuesday Harbinstrumpet.

Didn't poo on Monday so this is a two day load. Kind of a glompy and mealy poo. Soft brown and glorpy. What else can I say? It's poo! 

eNjoy.

20 October: Sunday hoobyunkny.

So, started off the week with a poo! Binge  watching Ali Wong on Netflix (funny as hell) and I had to pause the show to drop this deuce. Kind of a cool looking poo. Like, kind of....glanky. No other word for it. Glanky. You're welcome. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

19 October: Saturday smordblumpkin.

So, regular Saturday morning poo. Woke up w little later than I normally do. Not an exciting poo, but still poo. Crapped again after lunch, but it was mostly poo soup. The poo just never stops. But that's good. That means I have something to blog about. Woo HOO!

eNjoy 

18 October: Friday horphlinkchum.

Didn't poo Thursday so this is a two day load. Crapping in my familiar mid-level toilet. Nothing quite like crapping at home. Pretty cool poo pic. Kind of soft brownish swooshes. The pic almost looks washed out, faded.. But it isn't. Just a good poo pic 

eNjoy.

16 October: Wednesday hamflingston.

Last day in the Airbnb, squeezed this bad boy out of my bunghole about an hour before I checked out. Kind of a pile of ploog. I'm not at all disappointed in these Airbnb pics. But and at all. The place only has one bathroom (older house) so if the lightning was bad I'd have been screwed. But it worked out. Somehow, poo finds a way to prevail. 

eNjoy 

15 October: Tuesday splorpdrunkle.

Didn't poo Monday so this is a two day load. I'm in an Airbnb and you can tell it's not my home toilet... The bowl opening is different. But, pretty cool poo. Ooey and gooey and--glorgy. Hey, it's poo. 

eNjoy.

13 October: Sunday plarchgumpty

Had a nice poo starting off the week getting ready for a mini-holiday. The next couple of poos will be AirB&B poos. We'll see. This poo is just--okay. 

eNjoy. 

Saturday 💩 meme.

I keep this blog apolitical, but when I saw this I couldn't resist.

12 October: Saturday chubglumpkin.

Had to poo about an hour after I woke up. Wasn't urgent, but definitely let me know it was time to poo. Not a super exciting poo, but still poo. Just a little dollop of poo. A pollop. There you go ..I just made up a new word! You're welcome. 

eNjoy.

11 October: Friday frimpfluffle.

Had the day off and went out to eat at a restaurant with friends. Finished the meal and got those fabulous stirrings. I decided to poo at the restaurant vice trying to make to poo at home. I'm glad I did--that would have been a very uncomfortable ride home. You can tell this is not a home poo because of the lightning. I'm glad I went to the restroom when I did because when I left the stall people were waiting to shit. All in all, a successful bathroom foray. 

eNjoy.

10 October: Thursday plumperbrinx.

Another cock shaped poo. Big, rich, brown/orange blumpet. Another good poo pic. A couple of real winners in a row. Poo never ceases to amaze. 

eNjoy.

9 October: Wednesday klopgruncher.

Didn't poo Tuesday so this is a two day load. Big load. Big fat rich brown load. Looks almost like a cock and balls. Good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

7 October: Monday plobbinblook.

Starting off the work week with a nice home poo. Came after lunch and just a pile of poo. Meh--kind of a soft pile of gloog. Not exciting, but still poo. 

eNjoy 

6 October: Sunday pumpkinskeed.

Just a pile of Sunday plorp. Ooey and gooey. Not spectacular, but not a bad looking poo pic. 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

5 October: Saturday double judneysploom.

I crapped FOUR TIMES Saturday. Ugh. First time felt much more substantial than it looks, mostly because it was dense and sank. Second poo came 45 minutes later and was much beefier. I crapped  two more times, but they were mostly liquid. I don't know why my body does that--decides that it must immediately expel anything in my colon. It's like everything in my gut turns to liquid and must leak out. The fourth poo came while I was on my daily walk and I almost didn't make it. Almost. I was clenching pretty tightly those last 50 feet. But I made it. Barely. Poo can drive a person crazy. 

eNjoy.

4 October: Friday plumptingdratch.

Hadn't pooed since Tuesday so this is a 3 day load. Big, fat, lumpy load. Dark green and glorpy. This was a load. Here's to poo! It Just. Never. Stops. 

eNjoy.

1 October: Tuesday choolgrimpet.

Dropped this doll up after lunch. And what a poo it was. This felt like a whopper when I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Big, long log. Good looking poo. Bi-colored--always fun. This one has a lot going for it. This one's a winner. 

eNjoy.

30 September: Monday plinchentblurm.

I had Monday off, but I still had to poo. The poo just never stops. Even if you stop eating, you don't stop pooing. Poo is more than just undigested food. It's anything the body doesn't want or need. This is not a bad looking poo. Went out to eat for lunch, had Italian food, had lasagna. Delicious. Was shopping later, and thought I had to poo. But it was just a fart. That's the way it goes. 

eNjoy.

29 September: Sunday frunchgollempt.

I crapped three times on Saturday so I didn't know if I'd crap on Sunday. I shouldn't have worried. Dropped this borlip mid-afternoon whilst watching football. Nice looking bollep. Kind of a blorp of soft/harder ploop. Hey, it's poo. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.