Saturday poo meme.

28 December: Saturday jumiorschelding.

Didn't poo Friday, but this one woke me up at 4 am. When you gotta go, you gotta go. Dropped in the dark because I wanted to go back to sleep. The picture was taken with A flash...after wiping. So you get a rare flash of TP. Almost didn't that the picture, but I figured my readers would want to see it all. The good, the bad and the...boring. 

eNjoy.

26 December: Thursday hoarbermoppel.

Long poo log. This took some pushing. But it's nice to see a big log in the bowl after all of that work. Multi-colored log. This was the result of a hefty Christmas Day meal of lasagna, broccoli and garlic bread. More lasagna than broccoli. Yum. Lasagna poo. Nice looking poo. There you go. 

eNjoy.

25 December: Christmas Day sploogegorfmer.

Didn't poo Tuesday and I didn't think I'd poo Wednesday, but I did. Hard stool. This took a lot of pushing. A lot of work for not a lot of reward. It's probably actually bigger than it looks because it sank. But, it is what it is. 

eNjoy.

23 December: Monday double chuckneyjimmel.

Dropped a couple of loads Monday. Because that's what I do. I poo. Getting ready for Christmas. First poo came after lunch, and the second poo late afternoon. The poo never stops. 

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Sunday poo meme.

21 December: Saturday cholpingstorge.

Hopefully back to normal pooing. Dropped this mid-morning. Not particularly exciting, but still poo. Again, pungent. Pungent poo. The lighter, the more orange my poo is, the more pungent. There you go. Poo is always teaching me. 😁

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20 December: Friday plorjimpney.

Bad week for poo. Monday: question mark. I don't think I pooed. Didn't poo Tuesday. Woke up early Wednesday and was violently--I mean VIOLENTLY--ill. I ended up puking in the sink for 10 minutes. I didn't stop puking until my stomach was EMPTY (my abdominal muscles were sore the next morning). I crapped two hours after that--liquid, in the dark, no pic. Didn't poo Thursday. Friday. Pooed twice, first time after waking up with abdominal cramps. They were small, hard turdlets. Not a good picture. Second poo dollop came middle afternoon. Pungent. 

eNjoy. 

Sunday poo meme.

15 December: Sunday phirdyouncher.

Pile of poo. Woke up, looking at my phone, updating my blog, and I had to poo. It was a dollop. Of poo. And it was PUNGENT. A real 'smeller'. But that's poo, right? If is doesn't smell, something's not right. Well, everything is okay with my poo. I think. Somebody left a comment, from a poo blog entry from 2016, saying it looked like I had parasites.. And I certainly didn't see it. So, pretty sure I don't have worms. If you ever think you see parasites in my poo, please let me know. Thanks.

eNjoy.

14 December: Saturday double phookensploinder.

Didn't poo Friday. Dropped the first Saturday poo in the morning whilst watching my normal Saturday fare. As you can see, the first load was a hard stool--this one took some encouragement. Some pushing. And it sank. But this is a serious poo pic. Really good. Second pic was after a lunch of 5 Guys burger and fries. A dollop of poo. There you go 

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12 December: Thursday bleafingquanston.

Big, beefy Thursday load. Been eating healthy, and it shows. Poo was more reddish than it appears in the pic. Dark, rich, reddish brown. Good pic. Nice looking poo. Good poo. 

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11 December: Wednesday splurtmonchee.

This was a work poo. I was in the office and had to poo later in the afternoon. Weird situation in that the were a lot of people in the restroom. And a guy in the next stall who was pretty clearly settled in for a long session on sitting on the toilet staring at his phone. Because I didn't want to be obvious with all those people around, I sat up slightly and took this picture between my legs. Not a terrific poo pic, but interesting circumstances. 

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10 December: Tuesday chobbleskeempter.

Sorryy of a bulbous dollop of poo. Not exciting, but still poo. Poo is poo. And the poo never stops. And I, your faithful scribe, will always document the poo. Because that's what I do. 

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9 December: Monday gomgloinder.

Day off Monday, and the poo just never stops. It keeps coming and coming. This poo is also bi-colored. Interesting. And fun! Nice looking poo. Good poo pic. I'll keep them coming! 

eNjoy. 

8 December: Sunday flafflestorp.

Dropped this mid morning whilst getting ready for Sunday football. Bi-colored....always fun! Kind of chunky and loafy. Hey, it's poo! It works! 

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7 December: Saturday plobchortner.

Middling poo. Notable only for the bathroom--i had to use the bathroom downstairs in the basement because the mid-level bathroom was occupied. Sucked. Shitty lightning. Sucked. Sort of chunky and blobby. Next 

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6 December: Friday glubjubkin

Dropped a glortle Friday afternoon after lunch. Not a bad looking poo. Just a pile of flortle. Chunky and glorple. This was a big load. Can't always tell that I'm the pics. But there you go. Large and in charge. And pungent. Don't forget that. 

eNjoy.

3 December: Tuesday splobblehroink.

I dropped several poos like this this week. Almost completely liquid. A little solid at the beginning. I didn't include all of the splats. When you've seen one splat...

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2 December: Monday dollopscrundle.

Started the week with a dollop of poo. Not particularly exciting, but still poo. And that's why we're all here, right? Tell me I'm wrong...

eNjoy. 

Sunday poo meme.

1 December: Sunday chikeploudin.

More turkey and trimmings poo. Still eating Thanksgiving leftovers and loving it! Made turkey salad with the leftover turkey and it's delicious! So you'll see turkey salad poo tomorrow! I'll bet you can hardly wait! Pooed twice today but only the first was pooagenic enough for the blog. Cool looking poo, bi-colored, nice logs. In the meantime, I'll continue my post-Thanksgiving Day blogging. You're welcome! 

eNjoy.

30 November: Saturday hunkelgroime.

Saturday poo, still eating and shitting Thanksgiving turkey. And you will see again Sunday because I ate the shit out of the leftovers again Saturday. This is a good poo picture. Nicely formed loglets and interesting texture. Good color, no pesky soft piles. This is poo is a winner. 

eNjoy.

29 November: Friday froibchunion.

Day after Thanksgiving is usually a big poo day. Because I usually eat a lot on Thanksgiving. And that was true this Thanksgiving. This is turkey, mashed potatoes poo. And the next several day's poo will be the same because I'll be eating leftovers for several days. That's okay. I love turkey and stuffing. I could eat the shit out of mashed potatoes and stuffing. And I will. I do. Interesting, pale looking poo. And, again, pungent. 

eNjoy. 

28 November: Thanksgiving Day choobleflirnt.

Thursday. Thanksgiving Day. Big holiday in the US. We Americans eat a lot on Thanksgiving. And I did. Eat a lot. I generally save my appetite for the real Thanksgiving feast that in my house goes down about 4 pm. We had Popeye's fried turkey and and most of the trimmings. Excellent food. I pooed mid-morning. Not a big day for poo, but it was pungent. 

eNjoy.

27 November: Wednesday harchploozer.

Off all week. Day before Thanksgiving. Had a poo after lunch. Started off as a log, but as is common, ended up as a splooch. Hey, it's poo. 

eNjoy.

25 November: Monday plooplefring.

Day off today...off all week for the holiday to burn through vacation days. Woke up and had to poo. Another unexciting poo pic. But that's the way it goes, right? They can't all be winners. Just the way it goes. Words to live by. 

eNjoy. 

24 November: Sunday thurblechorps.

Started off the week with a poo. Standard poo. Not too bad. Not exciting, but a good effort. Have the whole week off, so, we'll see what that means for the poo. The poo never stops. It's relentless. But I'm determined to blog it all. I am also relentless. You're welcome 

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Saturday poo meme

23 November: Saturday blorpenjerner.

Didn't poo Friday, so this is a two day load. Anither pungent poo. Stinky. Pooed again AS I was eating my lunch of Chick-fil-A nuggets. Second poo wasn't very exciting. This poo was glunky and solid. I had to PUSH. Really stretched out my bunghole. TP came away a little bloody. The poo never stops. And sometimes it can be unforgiving.

eNjoy.

21 November: Thursday horblefruthem.

Back pooing at home. Not a bad looking poo pic. A little bit grunchy. What does that mean? You tell me. Best answer gets a shout-out. That's all 

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20 November: Wednesday halpingworter

Work poo. You can tell that I will this picture at work because it looks like shit. Terrible picture. Terrible lightning. And I forgot to cover up the auto-flush sensor so I had to be very quick standing up and snapping the pic before it flushed. Looks like it was a pretty good log. Missed opportunity.

eNjoy.

18 November: Monday schlorpsporker.

Started off the work week with a cute little poo plorp. Interesting colors and texture. Not a bad effort and a pretty good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

17 November: Sunday hoblechootling.

Didn't know if I'd crap today because I felt like a pretty much emptied the old colon on Saturday--I  shouldn't have worried. The poo always comes. Kind of a glorbity poo. Small poo...but still poo. Enjoyable. Felt good as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. There you go. Poo. 

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16 November: Saturday humpglumpton.

So, I crapped several times Friday but they were not pooagenic. Yep--something upset my gi tract on Friday and I spent some time in the bathroom. I wasn't expecting a poo on Saturday, but I shouldn't have worried. The poo came. It always comes. This was gloopy, but more solid than the day before. And, again, a very pungent poo. But that's poo, right? 

eNjoy.

14 November: Thursday chommelburm.

Pile of Thursday poo. Almost completely liquid. Poo soup. And very pungent. I left the flash on to see how the picture would look. A little different. It is what it is. And that's poo. Stinky poo. 

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13 November: Wednesday florpjumion.

Rare work poo. You can tell by the lousy overhead lighting. Dropped it in the morning, before my noon workout. Not really exciting, but it's work poo, so, there you go. 

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12 November: Thursday froitlegloost.

Working from home, had a good poo. Came after lunch. This poo is stolid and jormpy. Bulbous for a bolus. But it's still a plop. And that's all you can expect. 

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11 November: Monday chulpdrollem.

Day off for Veteran's Day. Solumn day. Dropped the poo a little before lunch. Not a bad looking poo--interesting colors and texture. And very pungent. Most of my poos lately have been really pungent. And the aftermath took a lot of wiping. Pungent and messy. Need to shower soon. Hey, it's poo. 

eNjoy.

10 November: Sunday chobblefortch.

Dropped this blumpkin whilst watching CBS Sunday Morning. Not a bad looking poo. There was a sinker toward the top, but I cropped it out of the picture. Got to keep the main focus on the main bolus of flop. Gotta keep your focus on the florp. And we did that. We will always do that. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

9 November: Saturday glunchsterproom.

Dropped this poo after breakfast while watching my favorite college football team play. Was going to wait until a commercial break but I didn't have to because a time-out was called. So I pooed quickly and got back to the game. Pretty good looking poo. Stocky and substantial. Good effort.

eNjoy.

8 November: Friday floofspoocher.

This poo got me out of bed in the morning. Had the day off, woke up a little late, thinking about getting out of bed, and then the old familiar rumblings started. And I had to get up and drop the deuce. Not an exciting poo, but poo still. Poo is poo. And this is my poo. 

eNjoy.

7 November: Thursday double glajokledroob.

Thursday was a two poo day. Regular first poo and and gloopy second poo. My colon was busy. First poo was bi-colored--always fun. Second poo came, of course, after a fairly healthy lunch. Big meal=a liquid bowel. Always. Works almost as well as coffee. 

eNjoy.

5 November: Tuesday plotoquimson.

Big pile of Tuesday poo. Kind of gorgly and gloopy. Interesting texture. Not a bad looking poo and pretty good poo pic. 

eNjoy.