27 December: Tuesday chortlebleem.

Started the day off with a nice poo. Kind of crunchy at the top of the main mass, and no-colored. Always fun. Not a terrific poo, but still poo. Poo is poo.  I'm off all week, and I'll probably be carbing it up this week so I'm hoping for some spectacular poos! Let's keep our fingers crossed. 

eNjoy.

26 December: Monday gornchfilby.

Day after Christmas poo. Just a pile of poo. This one came directly after waking up. Dropped another plooper about 7 in the evening, after a burger and fries. I usually eat a lot more carbs during the holiday season, so, the next week of  poos should be pretty healthy. Here's to the holiday season!

eNjoy.

25 December: Sunday morchinkphlan.

Merry Christmas everybody. Started this Christmas off with a nice doot. Nice looking poo. Good poo pic l. And you can see the corn from last night's 7 layer dip. Always fun. But this left my bunghole messy. Medium consistency so there was a lot of wiping. Gotta keep yourself clean. My lesson for today.

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

24 December: second Saturday joomblepwart.

Dropped a second glork today, about an hour and a half after the first foot. Big, stuff pile of goo. Distinctly different that the first log I dropped. This dort is like soft-serve ice cream. Gooey and creamy. And STINKY. This doot definitely has an odor. Phew. But hey, it's poo! And poo is poo! 

eNjoy.

24 December: Saturday flompjinking.

So, as you can tell, this was a hard turd. As regular readers of this blog know, my turds are usually soft. All I have to do (usually) of unkink my sphincter a bit and the poo comes slithering out of my bunghole. Not this morning. This morning, I had to push. And push hard. This one was a struggle. It was a little uncomfortable. Hard turd. And came out clean. Only required one wipe. But I a good looking poo and a good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

22 December: Thursday blorzgranker.

Day off and dropped this load mid-morning. And a load it was. Big, fat gloopy load. Middling consistency, dark green in color. And I mean gloopy and sloppy. And clean up was a LOT of work. A lot of wiping. A LOT. And an hour later I had to go in for a re-wipe. And it left some skid marks (see bottom pic) in the bowl. Just a big, messy poo. 

eNjoy 

21 December: Wednesday chuntzglootner.

Didn't poo Tuesday, so this is a two day load. Unfortunately, this is a work poo so it isn't a very good poo pic. Terrible lighting. If they want me to go into work more often after the new year, I'm going to have to figure out a way to take better pictures at work. That's my New Years resolution. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

19 December: Monday glorschfloonergen.

Woke up to start the week week, at home, and dropped a bug, gooey splort. Similar to poos dropped in the last couple of weeks. Light in color, gooey in texture. In between. It's just okay. Squirted out another glort after lunch that was all liquid. It's poo. 

eNjoy.

18 December: Sunday gorgbloozer.

Sat down for a nice poo this morning. Wasn't sure I would poo today because I crapped 3 times! yesterday! (That's what happens when you don't crap for 2 days. You shit your brains out the day after. Sucked. Can't go anywhere because you have to be close to a bathroom. Because you're shitting your brains out.) Hopefully this will be it for today. No more poo. Not that I didn't like this poo.... Good poo pic. Lighter in color, mealy in texture. It works. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

17 December: Saturday choolpersnert.

Another softer poo but at least this one is a little more interesting. Kinda cool consistency--kinda giggly and glumpy. Interesting shape. I pooed again an hour late and it was completely liquid. Sigh. Hoping for a big fat poo loaf tomorrow. I'm going to carb up today--cheat day--because I need a LOG!

eNjoy.

16 December: Friday floorgumpin.

Friday sploot. Very soft. My poos have been mostly soft the past week. Not very exciting. What do you think, do I need more fiber in my diet? It's still poo, but, I'd like to see the occasional big, solid log. 

eNjoy 

15 Dec: Thursday droversporn.

Didn't crap Tuesday or Wednesday, so this is a 3 day load. Not very impressive for a 3 day load. Kind of an interesting consistency though. Kind of grainy and glumpy. Oh well. It works, because it's poo!

eNjoy.

Monday poo theme.

Still true.

12 December: Monday glunchsterproon.

Monday morning home poo. Dropped this load before I got into the shower, so I can maintain freshness throughout the day. Unless I have to poo again. And--because I got into the shower right after I pooed, I didn't have to wash my hands! Always fun. (It really doesn't take a lot to please me.)

Monday poo meme.

Should be "I need to poo."

11 December: Sunday plooferjonff.

Nice, big, fat post-cheat day load. Big and beefy. Really pretty good poo pic. Gooey and creamy. Pooey and greamy. There you go. 

eNjoy.

10 December: Saturday double choolplintzer.

So, crapped twice Saturday. I almost didn't include the second crap because it was mostly soft. But it ended up being a pretty good picture so I included it. You decide. You tell me: do you still want to see un-spectacular poos? I'm always looking for suggestions on how to make this blog better.

eNjoy.

9 December: Friday vorbloshed.

So, Thursday was one of those days. 3 completely liquid shits. First one came right after I woke up. Lucky I didn't shit the bed while sleeping because it really wanted to come. And then twice more. Grrrrr. I still don't know why my bowels occasionally turn to liquid. And then all that wiping. 😖😖

Friday's poo was just okay. Kind of glumpy and gooey. Looking forward to the weekend and shitting some logs.

eNjoy.

7 December: Wednesday glornchingquern.

Finally, a work poo. And, oh well, a work poo. Bad lighting = a mediocre poo pic. But this work poo pic is better than most. Meh. It's still poo.

eNjoy.

4 December: Sunday jinkanstoink.

Big, fat, Sunday poo load. This is what happens after a Saturday loading carbs. I knew this was going to be impressive so squeezed it out of my bunghole. There you go. I crapped twice more after a big lunch of bacon and eggs. Liquid shits. Weird. My morning dump is solid and my afternoon shits are soup. Oh well. One good poo pic for the day 

eNjoy.

3 December: Saturday glumpjudner.

Dropped this poo load about half way through my first cup of coffee. It felt substantial slithering out of my bunghole. And sure enough, this is a big, complicated poo load. All kinds of things going on here. Soft and fluffy in some places, harder and glossy in others. Bi-colored, which is always fun. All in all, an interesting poo. And a pretty gosh-darned poo pic.

eNjoy.

2 December: Friday frolglunger.

Another ploopy poo. Same color and consistentcy to Thursday's poo. Soft and gummy. So--lots of wiping. And more wiping. As I write this blog, it seems like I spend a lot of wiping. What I do to keep my ass clean. Sheesh. Been thinking of trying that "Lume" all over body deodorant. I think that might go a long way up keep my crotch stink down. If I do, I'll let my readers know.

eNjoy.

1 December: Thursday cholerdrumo.

So, pooed again late Monday, mostly liquid, and then didn't poo Tuesday or Wednesday. Dropped this poo load as soon as I started drinking coffee this morning. It looks ooey and gooey, but it's a harder consistency than it looks. I still had to wipe 4 times, but them's the brakes. You have to clean up after pooing. Better to overwipe than end up with that itchy feeling an hour later. So here you go: poo.

eNjoy.