28 Mar: Wednesday glumber.

Miss week work poo. Not an exciting poo or picture. I'll strive to do better. What can I say? I don't have a lot of control over what comes out of my asshole.

eNjoy.

27 Mar: Tuesday chunkles.

So, back to work on Tuesday. Interesting looking with poo. Kind of feathery little chunklets.

eNjoy.

26 Mar: Monday double sploggams.

Day off today, and pooed twice. They were home poos, but but very impressive. The second poo was pooagenic enough for a pic. Usually second and third poos in a day at mostly liquid.

eNjoy.

25 Mar: Sunday snorklets.

Nice, solid, mid-sized Sunday poolets. Finally, an interesting poo pic.

eNjoy.

24 Mar: Saturday flobber.

Regular weekend poo. Not a great pic of this blah poo pat. Looks kind of like a piece of fried chicken. But I think most of my poos do.

eNjoy.

23 Mar: Friday floggrum.

Back at work today, hence the work poo, and the annoying glare of the overhead fluorescent lights. But this is a pretty nice, mid-sized log. And not a horrible picture, if you discount the glare.

eNjoy.

22 Mar: Thursday throgglum.

Working from home again Thursday. And had a nice poo. Nice poo. The little nugget at the top slowly sank, so in the last pic I took, it was obscured by the big poo blob.

eNjoy.

21 Mar: Wednesday plorblam.

Snow day today. Worked from home, and had a nice double dumper. First pic is a nice log that didn't look like much. Second poo looks a little like pulled pork. What do you think?

eNjoy.

20 Mar: Tuesday tingle.

Has a nice poo at work, and for once, got a nice poo pic. Sorry, I can't really tell if this looks like anything. Suggestions would be appreciated.

eNjoy.

19 Mar: Monday morgle.

Interesting poo pic, from work. With a color tweak, this poo looks like McDonald's chicken tenders. Right? Maybe I should shake things up and try to identify what my poo looks like, of anything. We'll see how that works out.

eNjoy.

18 Mar: Sunday glunthes.

Sunday morning poo nuglets. Not a bad poo pic. Not as good as yesterday, but at least these little fellows are well defined.

eNjoy.

17 Mar: Saturday chlorgum.

Very nice Saturday home poo. Just a big poo pile, but you can really see all of the ooey, gooey creamy goodness. Get picture. Great texture. You can just get all up into the nooks and crannies. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

16 Mar: Friday fluckump.

End of the week work poo. Another unspectacular poo. Dark, submerged, poo pile. Ugh. I am SO waiting for a good poo pic.

eNjoy.

15 Mar: Thursday flaumble.

Had to go to work Thursday, hence work poo. The logs are bicolored, which happens occasionally. Not sure why, but they make for interesting poo pics.

eNjoy.

14 Mar: Wednesday woimple.

Worked from home again Wednesday. I just work telecommuting made for better poo pics. This is just an unimpressive dark poo pile. Sigh. But I still have to blog it. I want to leave nothing out. Anything for my readers.

eNjoy.

13 Mar: Tuesday phtoale.

Worked from home Tuesday, and pooed a pile for my readers. Not a spectacular poo, but a pretty good pic. eNjoy.

10 Mar: Saturday slogurt.

Created this post first as a draft, saved it and came back to it. Process is a little different. Can't get the editor to align to the left. My readers will survive.

Interestingly, I couldn't get this picture to upload to the Blogger app, directly from my phone. I had to email the picture to myself, and then download the picture from my email. I was then able to upload that picture to my blog. My heart hurts even beginning to try and figure that out.

Not a bad looking poo, all considered.

eNjoy.

12 Mar: Monday monkle.

As you can see, this was another post first saved as a draft. There were no problems uploading this pic to the Blogger app. Go figure.

Not a bad looking poo pic. Taken at home on my Monday off. 

eNjoy.

11 Mar: Sunday ploof.

Sunday poo, this one came out all in a rush. Came on fast too, like when you have to go running to the bathroom, desperately trying to hold your sphincter closed until you get over the toilet. Luckily I was at home and didn't have to go looking for a bathroom.  This poo looks a little cloudy at the top, kind of a strange effect.

eNjoy.

9 Mar: Friday froggle.

Working from home Friday, but the poo was a fluffy mess. Kind of a glubby thickle. There's a lot going on here, kind of hard to focus on any one thing.

eNjoy.

8 Mar: Thursday throggle.

Worked from home today, and got a nice poo pic. Look at all of that creamy goodness! Just a nice pooey glob. Not what you'd call a big log, but not a bad poo pile.

eNjoy.

7 Mar: Wednesday wrimple.

Mid week work poo pic. Not as soft as my poos usually are, more of a soft, snaky log. Still got the glare from the overhead light. But nothing I can do about that.

eNjoy.

6 Mar: Tuesday splomp.

Regular work plop. Big, fat poo patty. Again, would be better without the overhead glare.

eNjoy.

5 Mar: Monday mingler.

Not a bad work poo pic, but it'd be better without the overhead glare fun the fluorescent lighting. I'd turn them off if I could, but they're automatic.

eNjoy.

4 Mar: Sunday sphlobber.

So, a nice looking Sunday poo. Got up a little early, considering how much I drank the night before, had a cup of coffee, and then had a nice poo! And this poo isn't at loose as my poos have been lately. This one is well formed, so you can see the creamy goodness!

eNjoy.

3 Mar: Saturday shprinkle.

Saturday poo. This felt like a real load coming out, but, alas, it's loose and not well formed. Just another poo plop.

eNjoy.

2 Mar: Friday globbish

So, had an unexpected day off today! Happy day! Three day weekend, hurray! So this is home poo, but not spectacular. Sort of soft and gooey, not well formed.

eNjoy.

1 Mar: Thursday thrimble.

Work poo, lousy pic, again, because of the overhead, fluorescent lighting. But it wasn't an impressive poo anyway. Sorry.

eNjoy.