Sunday poo! Ate a bacon croissanwich from Burger King yesterday. Drank beer and ate wings too. Oh...and drank vodka! Didn't make for an exciting poo though. Oh well.
eNjoy.
Sunday, July 30, 2017
29 Jul: Saturday phloop.
Didn't poo on Friday, so this Saturday poo is a load! A little darker...a big phlat. Didn't poo before I went to Burger King (my guilty Saturday morning pleasure), and got the familiar intestinal rumblings sitting in the drive through lane. Made it home ok, though, it wasn't yet an emergency.
And finally, a better pic. Nothing else to say!
eNjoy.
27 Jul: Thursday glorple.
Another unexciting poo. Soft, formless...almost didn't post. My readers deserve better. But I've committed to post the good and the bad.
This is a rare time you'll see toilet paper in one of my pics. I used it to wipe the seat and forgot to flush before I pooed!
eNjoy.
24 Jul: Monday Double flumple.
Started off the week with a good poo. You can see the greens and peppers I had for lunch the day before! Gotta love salad and its representation in poo!
I then dropped another ploop a couple of hours later...and it wasn't completely soft.
eNjoy.
Saturday, July 29, 2017
23 Jul: Sunday molgum.
So, another washed out poo pic. This would have been a good pic if wasn't washed out. Grrr. I need a new phone.
eNjoy.
22 Jul: Saturday ploop.
Saturday plooper. Pic is washed out...my poo wasn't that light. Kind of ooey and gooey.
eNjoy.
Friday, July 21, 2017
20 Jul: Thursday thrittle.
Another work soft plop. Good pic, but not a good poo. Sometimes I really wish my poos weren't so loose. I'm sure my readers would like to see something a little different. Maybe a change to my diet.
As some of you may have noticed, I haven't been posting day before good pics, to demonstrate what the food is turned into. That's going to take more planning and coordination...and I just haven't committed to that yet. I don't know if it will ever happen. We'll see.
eNjoy.
18 Jul: Tuesday blookum.
Wasn't feeling well, called in to work. Dropped this little doodle mid day. Kind of mushy, kind of sticky. Came out in a rush. Kind of fuzzy and submerged.
eNjoy.
17 Jul: Monday bungle.
So, I had the Monday off, and was intending to sleep late, but my bowel woke me up early anyway. Really intense intestinal cramps. Happens to me two or three times a year. So I dropped this load, in a hurry, at 5:15 am. Came out in a ploop. Not very pooagenic.
eNjoy.
15 Jul: Saturday sluggle.
So...Saturday...day off. Weekend. I end up getting up early anyway. And I drop this load as soon as I get up. And what a load it was. This is a good poo pic. What else do I need to say? You're welcome.
eNjoy.
14 Jul: Friday chorgle.
End of the work week, early morning work poo. This poo is a little harder than my normal poos. A little fluffier, which is why they're floating?
eNjoy.
Wednesday, July 12, 2017
10 Jul: Monday, second squample.
So, I had to poo again Monday afternoon. As usual, this second poo of the day was pretty soft. Nothing spectacular. I didn't poo Tuesday because, I assume, the two movements Monday emptied me out.
I ate flank steak and corn on the cob Monday evening for dinner, so I'm expecting corn again on my stool Wednesday. We'll see.
eNjoy.
Monday, July 10, 2017
10 Jul: Monday quomple.
Regular work week. Starting off on Monday with a nice poo. A little darker, this morning, and a little harder. No trace of the country fried steak and eggs I ate yesterday for breakfast.
eNjoy.
9 Jul: Sunday grungle.
So, the SO stayed up all night drinking, and then woke me up at 5:30 wanting to go get breakfast. She was hankering for chicken and waffles. But Silver Diner was closed. So we ended up at Bob Evans, which doesn't serve chicken and waffles. So, blown trip. I had country fried steak and eggs and grits. Pooed when we got home. An ok poo.
eNjoy.
8 Jul: Saturday phlumpet.
So, drank beer the night before. I woke up Saturday morning, had a cup of coffee, and, of course, had to poo. A nice poo, phlotty. And for once, a good poo pic, taken at home. This phlop is textured and creamy.
eNjoy.
7 Jul: Friday grumpet.
Friday, end of the week poo. Taken at work...another really good pic. You can really see the turd's texture.
eNjoy.
6 Jul: Thursday thorkle.
Back to work, regular early morning poo. nice, curvy, soft flopper. And a good pic. The light in the bathroom at work seems perfect good poo pics.
eNjoy.
5 Jul: Wednesday phlunker.
Day after July 4th...and you can see from the poo that I ate corn on the cob on my holiday cookout. Always cool when it's obvious from your poo what you ate the day before.
eNjoy.
4 Jul: Tuesday, Independence Day kerfloffle.
Today is the US's birthday. I celebrated by taking a nice dumper. Unfortunately, all of the pics were washed out. This was the best this crummy camera, on my dilapidated old Samsung Note 4 can manage. I think it might be time to get a new phone.
eNjoy.
3 July: Monday splump.
Deep into the long weekend, day before Independence Day. Had a nice, gooey poo. Pretty good pic.
eNjoy.
Sunday, July 2, 2017
2 Jul: Sunday splorquem.
Third day into my long weekend. Big oogy Sunday splurch. Soft poo, but a nice pic.
eNjoy.
1 July: Saturday flobber.
Saturday morning poo! Good picture....you can see the red peppers I had for lunch the day before.
eNjoy.
30 Jun: Friday zirple.
First day of my long holiday weekend. Started it off with a nice poo. And a good poo pic.
eNjoy.
Saturday, July 1, 2017
29 Jun: Thursday
Last day of the work week...on the cusp of a five day, holiday weekend. I pooed, right after I woke up and brushed my teeth. Had the shower going, went right from the toilet to the shower. Didn't have to wash my hands! Always fun!
eNjoy.
28 Jun: Wednesday willegher.
Nice, big slobbery, globbery mid week work poo. Nice big soft poo glorkin.
eNjoy.
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