Sunday, July 24, 2016

24 Jul: Sunday schmorgle.

Sunday poo, same poo, two different looks. One of the chunks just kind of rolled over.

eNjoy.

Saturday, July 23, 2016

23 Jul: Saturday slumpkin.

Feasted last night, drank beer. Usually makes for a good poo Saturday morning. This was a good poo, but the pic came out to orange. And I took, like, six pictures. Usually at least one of them will come out ok. Not this time. All orange. Oh well.

eNjoy.

22 Jul: Friday fronkle.

Pooed in the morning. Two pics, same poo. I thought I'd zoom in a little and give you a different perspective. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

21 Jul: Thursday double thrungle.

Pooed twice. Once in the morning, once in the afternoon. Didn't work out at lunch, so by the time I got home from work, I was double un-fresh. My woes are your gain.

eNjoy.

20 Jul: Wednesday gungle.

Unimpressive chunklets. Meh.

eNjoy.

19 Jul: Tuesday thinkle.

Pooed after I got to work. Hmph. Not even a good pic.

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18 Jul: Monday double blumple.

Pooed twice Monday. First poo was a good one. Second poo was much softer...as they normally are. Not as pooagenic.

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Sunday, July 17, 2016

17 Jul: Sunday schrumple.

Day after cheat day. Fasted yesterday...and drank beer. (I only drink beer on Saturday.) And beer makes fit a good poo. And THIS is a good poo pic.

eNjoy.

16 Jul: Saturday schlortz.

Fasted yesterday. Feasted in the morning...cheat day poo. Better than normal pic.

eNjoy.

14 Jul: Thursday thrallmp.

Better than normal, mid week poo. A little darker than normal.

eNjoy.

13 Jul: Wednesday waunkle.

Interesting, multicolored poo. Enjoy the diversity!

eNjoy.

12 Jul: Tuesday dwunkle.

Tuesday poo, second day of training. Not a good poo pic. But it's still poo.

eNjoy.

11 Jul: Monday morphling.

I was in a training class most of last week, which is why I hadn't updated in a while. Monday was the first day of the class. Good pic...a little orange. Sometimes the pics are a little orange. The lighting?

eNjoy.

10 Jul: Sunday plorpund.

VERY nice, post cheat day poo. THIS is a good poo pic. Please feel free to distribute to your heart's content. I'd like to see this picture saturate the internet.

eNjoy.

9 Jul: Saturday plopper.

Gorgeous Saturday cheat day poo.

eNjoy.

8 Jul: Friday flapkus.

Nice Friday poo. It's good to be back!

eNjoy.

6 Jul: Wednesday winklis.

Much better pic.  Nice poo.

eNjoy.

5 Jul: Tuesday grumple.

Been a while since I've updated. Sorry...been kind of busy.

eNjoy.

Sunday, July 3, 2016

3 Jul: Sunday slorpus.

So, the poo came a little late today. But come it did. Nice turdlets. Two pics of the same poo...one with the flash off. I thought my readers would enjoy the distinction.

eNjoy.

2 Jul: Saturday second blajeezle.

I'm happily driving home, looking forward to my first beer of the day, and I got a cramp in my guy. A strong, intestinal cramp that means something's gotta make an exit. Every once in a while, those kind of cramps week wake me up at night.   So I got home, and dropped the deuce you see below. Meh. It felt like more coming out.

eNjoy.

Saturday, July 2, 2016

2 Jul: Saturday glajoinky.

Fasted yesterday. Broke the fast with a hot dog and popcorn at the theater. We saw Purge: Election Year. Good flick. Then I came home and drank grapefruit vodka. And tonic. Yum. Popcorn and vodka poo.

eNjoy.

Friday, July 1, 2016

1 Jul: Friday gathorple.

Day off today, ahead of the July 4th weekend. Started the day off with a nice poo. Good pic.

eNjoy.

30 Jun: Thursday gloaf.

Went to work early....you exercise before work. Took this poo in the gym bathroom. Then I worked out, showered and started out the day fresh.

eNjoy.

29 Jun: Wednesday spumankle.

Mid week poo. Before I showered in the morning. So I went to work fresh. And stayed fresh.

eNjoy.

28 Jun: Tuesday thriddle.

First poo since Saturday. Sunday and Monday were pooless. I didn't feel particularly backed up. Did I mention how much Saturday sucked?

eNjoy.

22 Jun: Wednesday winkle.

Mid-week poo. Unimpressive. Tuesday May notice the blue post-it note, floating in the water. I use post-it notes to cover the sensor on the automatic toilets at work to keep them flushing when I get up after pooing to take a pic. This post-it didn't stick. But the toilet didn't flush when I got up to take the pic. Your win.

eNjoy.


25 Jun: Saturday sick day. Ugh.

I took a regular crap Saturday morning. Pic is below. The last regular crap I took for 3 days. I then ate Taco Bell for breakfast. I spent the rest of the day sick to my stomach, in the bathroom, shitting liquid poo. Not fun.  I didn't shit again until Tuesday. Thanks Taco Bell.

eNjoy.

21 Jun: Tuesday double craulch.

Pooed twice today....in rapid succession, in the morning, after I got home from work.

eNjoy.

20 Jun: Monday murcloach.

Nice, beginning of the week poo. Meh.

eNjoy.

19 Jun: Sunday frabumple.

Nice, post cheat day poo. Nice pic. You can really see the texture of the poo.

eNjoy.