Sunday poo, same poo, two different looks. One of the chunks just kind of rolled over.
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Feasted last night, drank beer. Usually makes for a good poo Saturday morning. This was a good poo, but the pic came out to orange. And I took, like, six pictures. Usually at least one of them will come out ok. Not this time. All orange. Oh well.
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Pooed in the morning. Two pics, same poo. I thought I'd zoom in a little and give you a different perspective. You're welcome.
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Pooed twice. Once in the morning, once in the afternoon. Didn't work out at lunch, so by the time I got home from work, I was double un-fresh. My woes are your gain.
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Pooed twice Monday. First poo was a good one. Second poo was much softer...as they normally are. Not as pooagenic.
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Day after cheat day. Fasted yesterday...and drank beer. (I only drink beer on Saturday.) And beer makes fit a good poo. And THIS is a good poo pic.
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I was in a training class most of last week, which is why I hadn't updated in a while. Monday was the first day of the class. Good pic...a little orange. Sometimes the pics are a little orange. The lighting?
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VERY nice, post cheat day poo. THIS is a good poo pic. Please feel free to distribute to your heart's content. I'd like to see this picture saturate the internet.
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So, the poo came a little late today. But come it did. Nice turdlets. Two pics of the same poo...one with the flash off. I thought my readers would enjoy the distinction.
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I'm happily driving home, looking forward to my first beer of the day, and I got a cramp in my guy. A strong, intestinal cramp that means something's gotta make an exit. Every once in a while, those kind of cramps week wake me up at night. So I got home, and dropped the deuce you see below. Meh. It felt like more coming out.
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Fasted yesterday. Broke the fast with a hot dog and popcorn at the theater. We saw Purge: Election Year. Good flick. Then I came home and drank grapefruit vodka. And tonic. Yum. Popcorn and vodka poo.
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Went to work early....you exercise before work. Took this poo in the gym bathroom. Then I worked out, showered and started out the day fresh.
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First poo since Saturday. Sunday and Monday were pooless. I didn't feel particularly backed up. Did I mention how much Saturday sucked?
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Mid-week poo. Unimpressive. Tuesday May notice the blue post-it note, floating in the water. I use post-it notes to cover the sensor on the automatic toilets at work to keep them flushing when I get up after pooing to take a pic. This post-it didn't stick. But the toilet didn't flush when I got up to take the pic. Your win.
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I took a regular crap Saturday morning. Pic is below. The last regular crap I took for 3 days. I then ate Taco Bell for breakfast. I spent the rest of the day sick to my stomach, in the bathroom, shitting liquid poo. Not fun. I didn't shit again until Tuesday. Thanks Taco Bell.
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