I guess, because my poo yesterday was small, I was blessed with two poos this morning! Always good. First poo didn't feel that big coming out, but pics don't lie: it was a load. Second poo came after my Chic-fil-a chicken and egg bagel. So there we go.
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Crapped this little poo just BEFORE I got into the shower! Always good timing. I didn't have to wash my hands because I guy right into the shower! Always fun when I don't have to wash after pooing.
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Drank a lot Sunday night at an impromptu block party. A LOT. And there wasn't really any food. Just drink. I had to bail at midnight and my neighbors were still drinking. Woke up Monday feeling like poo. Which was appropriate. Poo for poo.
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Day after cheat day. Drank beer and ate crab the day before. Good stuff. Really solid poo. Like is good.
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As always, previous night was a cheat night. Saturday I feasted. And this was the poo that resulted. Pretty impressive poo. For your enjoyment.
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Big turd, right after I got to work. Didn't work out at lunch, so I was un-fresh all day. Sucked balls.
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So...I didn't poo the day before, so this is a two-day load. Pretty hard stool...nice marbling, nice two-tone coloring.
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Went to a party last night...drank a LOT of vodka. And ate brats. And drank vodka.
Vodka poo.
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Pooed after I got to work. And didn't work out at lunch...so I was less than fresh most of the day. Ah well. They can't all be winners.
Didn't poo the the day before. This a two day load. Angle is actually sideways because that have a better view of the poo! Pooed in the morning, after I got to work, but before I worked out in the morning. So, I started actual work nice and fresh.
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First day back to work after a four day weekend. Took this poo after I got to work, but directly before the gym. So timing was good. A little rough coming out, but no blood. I think I'm good. I'll be watching tomorrow's poo closely.
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I was hungover yesterday. Monday I had the day off for the holiday. Regular, stay at home poo. This came out a little more comfortably than the previous two day's poos. I think Saturday's poo tore open a membrane or something because subsequent poos have been uncomfortable. I checked the TP after wiping Sunday and saw blood. I don't think it's a problem. I think it's healing. We'll see.
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