Monday, April 25, 2016

24 Apr: Sunday globbet.

So, Saturday was a full cheat day. And that ALWAYS mashes for a good poo on Sunday. And yesterday didn't disappoint. Pooed in the bathroom that always yields good poo pics. Just look at the texture! The coloring!

eNjoy.

23 Apr: Saturday flornk.

Per my usual routine, I feasted Friday night, which usually makes for a nice poo Saturday morning. And this Saturday morning was no exception. I also ate a big Tex-Mex lunch, which caused those familiar rumblings assume I was in a big box store. Nothing like pooing in a nice clean big box restroom. No pic though because it was not a pooagenic poo. Mostly had.

eNjoy.

Sunday, April 24, 2016

22 Apr: Friday frunkel.

Fast day Friday. My poos don't change on fast day.

eNjoy.

21 Apr: Thursday phlowp.

Typical workday poo. Again, taken at work. Not fresh. Not good. Poos are best when taken just before a shower. Can't always get what you want.

eNjoy.

19 Apr: Tuesday flunge.

Nice Tuesday poo. Not memorable.

eNjoy.

18 Apr: Two Monday glomper.

Back from traveling. Didn't get any good airport poo pics this time. But did get two poos on Monday.

eNjoy.

Thursday, April 14, 2016

14 Apr: Thursday holgas.

So, I'm traveling again on biz. In a hotel. I slept in, and pooed about 7 am. So today, I'm updating blog. I look up the identifying information on the pic on my phone, and it says the pic was taken at 3 pm! WTF?? Must be Zulu tune or some shit. Who the f**k knows.

eNjoy.

11 Apr: Monday morphling.

Back home last night. Took a poo this mooring. Back home, back to the blue water and orange poo. Welcome home!

eNjoy.

10 Apr: Sunday schlunlle.

Another early morning poo. 2 am. These business trips really interrupt my sleep. And my poo schedule. Oh well.

eNjoy.

9 Apr: Saturday slormp.

Out of town on business. Woke up early in the hotel. Couldn't get back to sleep. So took a nice, 3 am poo. So, showered and was fresh for business.

eNjoy.

7 Apr: Thursday hrunkle.

Mid morning, Thursday poo. Not the best time for a poo. Not fresh.  Not good. no way.

eNjoy.

6 Apr: Wednesday waddle.

Woke up early and couldn't get back to sleep.  So I had a cup coffee, and had a nice poo.

eNjoy.

5 Apr: Tuesday tuemple.

Nice Tuesday poo. Directly after getting to work. Not fresh. I wish I could time these, every day, just before I got into the shower.

eNjoy.

Sunday, April 3, 2016

3 Apr: Sunday brumph.

Full cheat day yesterday. Drank beer, ate pizza and wings. And ate cheesecake. And had a nice poo this morning. Enjoy out in all of it's orangeness.

eNjoy.

2 Apr: Saturday glormpus.

Fasted Friday, and then had my normal, post-fast, post-workout feast. So Saturday morning's poo is usually a winner. And this Saturday was no exception.

eNjoy.

1 Apr: Friday frumple.

Pooed about an hour and a half after I got to work. This was a big load, too. Although you can really tell that.

eNjoy.

31 Mar: Thursday thropple.

Took a poo right before I got in the shower. And, as discussed before, that's always the best way to start the day!

eNjoy.