Tuesday, January 26, 2016

26 Jan: Tuesday bloumple.

Second day working at home. The snowstorm still has pretty much everybody sucked in. Had to poo today, after lunch at Fuddrucker's. I waited until after I got home to poo. Of course. I'm not a savage.

eNjoy.

25 Jan: 2 princhkle Monday.

So...basically, the whole area is shut down. Businesses, government closed. Working from home today. And had two nice poos. One good, one not quite so pooagenic. Ah well.

eNjoy.

24 Jan: Sunday schlumple.

Day after the big snowstorm. And...I had a nice poo. Pic isn't that great....looks kind if orange and out of contrast.

I've had cabin fever and been eating lots of carbs. Drinking lots of beer. And then went out and shoveled...snow! For like 4 HOURS! And then came back inside and drank beer, and watched good ole American football!

eNjoy.

23 Jan: Saturday snowstorm kerfluffle.

So, were in the middle of a snowstorm. It's snowing like BITCH outside. And I had a nice satisfying poo. Second pic is the kind if snow we were dealing with. At 6 pm we were looking at about 24".

eNjoy.

22 Jan: Friday schrolmp.

Working from home today...in anticipation of a big snowstorm hitting the northeast. As always...I take better poo pics at home.

eNjoy.

21 Jan: Thursday glankle.

Morning poo...just after I got to work. Haven't pooed in a while at home, before I left for work. A lot of un-fresh mornings lately.

eNjoy.

20 Jan: Wednesday humple.

Rare mid afternoon poo...at work. Not impressive.

eNjoy.

19 Jan: Tuesday thrunkle.

Mid morning poo at work. Less than fresh until my post shower workout.

eNjoy.

Monday, January 18, 2016

18 Jan: Monday holiday sprunkle.

Had the day off today--federal holiday. And had a nice poo. And took a nice pic!

eNjoy.

Sunday, January 17, 2016

17 Jan: Sunday splop.

Nice poo pat this morning. Got my pic up close and personal, for your enjoyment

eNjoy.

16 Jan: Saturday splorgle.

Fasted most of yesterday.  Then feasted at night. Drank beer. And pooed the next morning!

eNjoy.

15 Jan: Friday

Nice morning splat. Taken at work, so the pic isn't the best.

eNjoy.

14 Jan: Thursday thrunge.

Nice little glorplets. I went to work, went to the gym at work, pooped, worked out, showered and went upstairs to work fresh. Good day. 

eNjoy.

Thursday, January 14, 2016

13 Jan: Two splorp Wednesday

Two splorts today. I don't see any red. Thank God.

eNjoy.

12 Jan: Second Tuesday glomph.

Second poo plop. You CAN see a little red, just below and to the right of the center. Hmmmm.

eNjoy.

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

12 Jan: Tuesday glurkle.

Second poo in two days with red in it. I think I'm going to schedule an appointment with my gastroenterologist. This has me worried.

eNjoy.

Monday, January 11, 2016

11 Jan: Monday shpunk.

Crapped at work today. That's ok, because I didn't shower this morning. So I worked out at lunch, showered, and came out fresh. You can see a little red at the top of the turd. I hope that isn't a problem. I'm trying to think of something I ate that was red. I don't remember anything. I'll keep an eye out. It may be just a glitch.

eNjoy.

Sunday, January 10, 2016

10 Jan: Sunday glorple.

Yesterday was a full cheat day. Ate shit all day. And what a glorious poo that made today. And a nice pic. Felt like I was shitting for 10 minutes. Glorious poo.

eNjoy.

9 Jan: Saturday grumple.

Back home. Cheated last night...ate pizza and drank beer. Yum. This one came out in one solid log. And it sank. No doubt.

eNjoy

7 Jan: Thursday hotel glop.

I'll traveling for business, in a hotel. Didn't crap yesterday....feeling a little backed up. But I crapped today! Motel toilet, so pic is not optimal.

eNjoy.

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

5 Jan: Tuesday blounch.

Not an impressive poo. Back to work today, and excited to be there. This poo was liquid because my poo last night was liquid. Sigh.

eNjoy.

4 Jan: Monday mourange.

Day off today....after the new year post weekend. Still eating, drinking and pooing! Pooed twice today. Second poo was a pat.

eNjoy.

3 Jan: Sunday schmunst.

Sunday. Still partying in the new year. And still pooing!

eNjoy.

2 Jan: second day of the new year schlunckle.

Saturday. Still a little hungover. Hangover poo.

eNjoy.

1 Dec: New Year's Day poo.

Happy New Year! Looking forward to a brand new year of poo!

eNjoy.

Friday, January 1, 2016

31 Dec: Wednesday clumpher.

New Year's eve. Pooed at work. As you can see....floating little loglets. Getting ready for the New year.

eNjoy.

30 Dec: Wednesday glouch.

Poo pic taken at work. Fluffy.

eNjoy.

29 Dec: Tuesday qualpum

Nice mid week poo. Nicely formed log. You can see the grain in the pic.

eNjoy.