So, I crap right after I wake up. I then decided not to go to work because of back spasms. (If you don't know anything about back spasms--they suck.) I had a cup of coffee, and, surprise, second poo. Lucky me! Second poo was a plop....but still a good poo!
eNjoy.
So, this is post cheat day poo. I was hoping for thicker, but what am I going to do.....?
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Well, here it is....a big fat post cheat night poo. Not too shabby, if I do say so myself.
eNjoy.
So, regular weekday poo. Kind of a plop. And always after I shower and get to work. Optimally I like to poo BEFORE I shower...that way I feel fresh. Even I poo after I shower, at work....I don't really feel fresh. If only they had a bidet at work!
Anyway...eNjoy!
So, I hit the gym, first thing in the morning. I was on the treadmill, in the middle of a five mile run. Mile 2 and a half it becomes clear I have to crap. I get off the treadmill, and crap. Good thing I wasn't outside. Then I would have been fucked. I works have had to crap in the bushes. No pic...I don't work out with my phone.
So I had a big lunch, which led to a post lunch crap. That's right...a two poo day. Woo HOO! I got a picture of the second crap...not very exciting, but second poos usually aren't. (The first poo wasn't really very exciting, either.)
eNjoy.
Here we are, nice little chunklets. Didn't crap yesterday. Was a little disappointed in the size of the pile. Ah well.
eNjoy.
