27 May: Post holiday binge poo.

So,

26 May: Monday floog.

So, it's Memorial Day here in the good ole USA. This is what you get when you drink beer and eat brats for two days. If you look at it just right, it looks like meat loaf.

 

eNjoy.

 

25 May: Sunday logs.

So, here is a serious poo, after a full cheat day. Beer, donuts and pizza, not in that order. I actually crapped twice today but the second time was at a restaurant, so I didn't get the pic.

 

Nice image, don't you think? Purty little poo.

eNjoy.

 

24 May: Saturday flufflets.

Poo flufflets. Looks almost like fried chicken, doesn't it? Chicken tenders anyone?

 

eNjoy.

 

23 May: Friday loglets.

Friday off, as part of the long Memorial Day weekend. And I started her off right, pre day long fast, with some cute little loggettes. I don't know why the picture is oriented the wrong way. Hmmm....

 

eNjoy.

 

21 May: Wednesday wood.

So, I'm back home. Wood, because this one is a log. And I solved the overheard lighting problem at work. The solution? I use the flash on camera function on the phone. For some reason it cancels out the glare of the overhead lighting. But I really need to get closer....

eNjoy.

19 May: Monday muck

So, I'm still out of town. This was dropped before a 5 mile run. Always better to poop BEFORE the run. Otherwise, it could be a problem.

 

eNjoy.

 

18 May: Sunday slough.

Nice, well formed post full cheat day poo.  and a good picture to boot!

 

eNjoy.

 

17 May: Saturday sloop.

So, I'm out of town, pooping in a strange bathroom. This is my first crap in 3 days--maybe because of the stress of traveling. But as you can see, this is soft. I'm not constipated. Strange.

eNjoy.
 

12 May: Monday Flurt.

This is your standard, Monday, first poo of the work week. Taken at work. As you can see from the glare of the annoying overhead, fluorescent lighting. But I solved that little problem. Read on...

 

eNjoy.

 

11 May: Sunday Glorf.

Pretty standard, post full cheat day poo. Soft little loglets. Oh my.

 

eNjoy.

 

10 May: Friday?

The picture didn't post, and I deleted from my phone. So it's lost to posterity. <sigh>

9 May: Friday missed opportunity.

So, as I've talked about before, I cover the automatic sensor  on the toilet at work with a post-it note, so it doesn't automatically flush when I get up to take a picture of the poo. Well, the post-it note fell off, so when I got up, the toilet flushed and I didn't get the pic. <sigh>

 

8 May: Thursday slorp.

So, looks like dark green chili, huh? Bet you'll never look at chili the same...

 

eNjoy.

 

5 May: Monday Pluff.

So...standard Monday poo. Not very exciting. Sorry.

 

eNjoy.

 

4 Apr: Sunday, second poo goo.

So...second poo this morning. That's what happens after a full cheat day. More of a goo plop.

Of note, my cell phone was charging, so I used my Ipad to take the picture. The shadow at the left is the case the Ipad is in--it occludes the Ipad's camera a bit. But doesn't get in the way of the poo! Anyway, a different look.

eNjoy.

4 May: Sunday coil.

So...I haven't been crapping a lot lately.

 

Yesterday was a full cheat day. I carbed it up big time. Pizza, beer, and a BIG Dunkin' Donuts apple fritter in the morning. (It was delicious; crispy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside.) And this resulted in a nice poo this morning. Again, turn it around and it looks like a Chinese character.

 

eNjoy.

 

Chinese character for "Poo."

30 Apr: Wednesday wad.

So....mid week. Pretty standard soft poo. At work. Bad light. Sorry.

 

eNjoy.