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My Daily Poo
Monday, February 17, 2025
17 February: Monday plumphjenior.
Day off today for Presidents Day. I celebratedb the presidents with a poo! What better reason? Poo doesn't stop for holidays. Because it's poo. This was a lot of poo. Felt bigger coming out. But it was soft, so it spread out. You'd see a lot more serious logs if my poo was firmer. But that's me. Maybe more fiber?
Sunday, February 16, 2025
16 February: Sunday flointergrimmon.
So, I was drinking coffee Sunday morning and guess what? Yep, my faithful readers know--I had to poo. You knew it. The poo is always in the march. It Just. Never. Stops. The poo. It's relentless. But that's poo. I had to poo again an hour and a half later. Funny, my junk was hanging over the edge if the seat (second poo)--and I couldn't go. I had to pee, and but couldn't because I would have pissed on the floor. So I sat back, unkinked my sphincter and let fly--poo and piss. Felt really good. Mission accomplished.
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Saturday, February 15, 2025
15 February: Saturday borpleqwerd.
Didn't take long for this turd to make it's presence known. Two sips of coffee and--blap. Turd City. Running to the john. It was a blopper and a blower. A poot and a blort. A pile and a glorf. Kind of an interesting little plorf. And a pile of ploof. There you go. It's poo!
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14 February: Valentine's Day schmorgasbloop.
Day off today. And decided to drop a dollop of plorp. Kind of a mealy plorpus of phollup. Not an exciting plorp, but still poo. Poo is poo. Pooed after lunch out: actually pooed at the restaurant but didn't get a pic. It was poo soup anyway. I went in the restaurant because I didn't want to do the mass dash home when the poo hit. Success.
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13 February: Thursday double Jablonskygould.
Two poo Thursday. One in the morning, one after lunch. Morning poo was better. Second poo was just so-so. But second poos are usually but very pooagenic. But still poo. First poo was pretty good. You decide: you want to see second poos, even though they aren't as pretty? Leave me a comment or send me at email!
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Wednesday, February 12, 2025
12 February: Wednesday broimblefluter.
Middle of the week, working from home due to snow, and started off with a nice poo. Didn't take very long after starting my first cup of coffee. It usually doesn't (take long). Not a bad poo pic. Kind of glungy looking. Hey--it's poo.
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