2 April: Wednesday plooningscrimper.

First full day back at home, pooping in my regular toilet. I miss the bidet, but it's good to be home. First poo back home is a DUMPLOAD. This poo got me out of bed this morning. This is the end result of eating too many breakfast tacos and drinking too much beer. I had a great time. And my colon thanked me with a huge turd log. 

eNjoy.

1 April: Tuesday chibblefrumpt.

Last day at the relative's house. Last day using the bidet. Thinking about getting a bidet for my house. Thinking hard. This poo came right after I woke. Interesting poo splorter. Kind of circular in pattern? Kind of...splooshy. Do you have a better word? Then suggest it as a comment or send me a message. 

eNjoy.

31 March: Monday holpingfrindler.

Monday, still at the relative's house. Still pooping in the bidet. Still enjoying it. The ploop is a plop. More of a splat. Or a ploop. Or a sploof. As far as poo piles go, it's pretty interesting. Zoom in and see what you see! 

eNjoy.

30 March: Sunday morchquizzling.

Still at the relative's house, and continuing to use the bidet. I found that you have to move around to get full coverage. When you get the jet intensity right, and you move around to ensure full coverage, it cleans completely. There's even a dryer, so you don't have to wipe. Win/win. The poo was not impressive. Kind of interesting with the film on top of the water. It's still poo 

eNjoy.

28 March: Friday spluntingbeez.

First full day at the relative's house, so this is a different toilet. A toilet with a bidet! First time I'd ever used a bidet. It was... Interesting. First time I used it, I still had some residual poo leftover. But still, the whole concept of the bidet has potential. More later. The poo was... squiggly? 

eNjoy 

27 March: Thursday glubgranimion.

Traveling this day for a short holiday, out-of-state, visiting relatives. Left home about 10, and dropped this splorcher early morning right after I woke up. Orange-brown, bulbous and glumpty. Not a bad effort for a travel day. Gone. 

eNjoy. 

26 March: Wednesday ploinkgumny.

Very middlin' poo. No more words to describe this less than impressive poo. 

eNjoy.