Saturday poo meme.

24 January: Saturday polperskeeb.

Not a bad looking poo. Came halfway through my second cup of coffee. Solid, meaty logs. This works. Thought I had to poo again after lunch but it turned into a long, drawn out fart. Good, because I didn't want to have to wipe again. Good poo day. We're expecting a big snowstorm tonight so I'll be doing comfort food all this weekend. Very little bacteria. So, poo tomorrow will likely be soft. Gotta do what you gotta do. 

eNjoy.

23 January: Friday horfengorpner.

This was kind of a different poo. Not quite soft, not hard. Definitely as glork. Still trying to get more beneficial bacteria into my gut. Trying. Meh. Will do better. But still pooing. Never stop pooing. 

eNjoy.

22 January: Thursday glomsterchoad.

Woke up late this morning, and pooed about an hour after waking. Meh. Not an impressive poo. Chunky with a comma on top. They can't all be winners, right? 

eNjoy.

21 January: Wednesday chopplegroob.

Crapped as soon as I woke up. This poo was persistent! Big, fat dumper log. I ate yogurt and drank kefir the day before. Maybe bouncing back from the disastrous Monday. Bunghole isn't as sore. This was a hefty load. Took two flushes to get it gone. Kind of greenish, with flashes of orange. Maybe? Anyway, it's poo. That's all I got. 

eNjoy.

20 January: Thursday droldumphen.

So, Monday was a bad day. I crapped four times and my bunghole was on fire. Have no idea why--something iritated my digestive system. (I didn't eat any yogurt or kefir over the weekend.) But there was still enough to crap Tuesday. You can see corn at the top and corn poo is always fun. Corn from the previous evening's quinoa and chicken bowl. There you go. Just a plorp the day after I shit my brains out. 

eNjoy.

19 January: Monday plunkdrymer.

This load got me out of bed. I'm laying in bed, thinking about getting up, and thinking I have to pee. Then it wasn't just pee, it was poo. And then I really had to poo. Used the upstairs toilet--weird. Not an impressive poo. Glorky. Started drinking kefir again, so I'm hoping for more should poo. Have to start the kimchee again. Keep your fingers crossed. 

eNjoy.