31 Dec: Saturday schlart.

New Year's Eve poo..mid morning poo. These were hard poos, and they cane out hard. Stretched my bunghole pretty good. No blood, thank God...like what happened in July. That was kind of gross. Happy New Year everybody.

eNjoy.

30 Dec: Friday frinkle.

Another day off....it's going to be a long, New Yea Year's weekend. And I started it off with a nice, solid poo. Good poo, good pic.

eNjoy.

29 Dec: Thursday fuzzkins.

Regular, early morning work poo. Much looser than Wednesdays poo. Kind of fluffy. If this poo was porn, it would be softcore.

eNjoy.

28 Dec: Wednesday glimple.

Back to work, after a long break (minus working from home Tuesday. Pooed at work; a rare late afternoon poo. And the reason it waited until the afternoon? Because this was a harder stool, as you can see. This was a LOG. Felt different coming out. Nice log.

eNjoy.

27 Dec: Tuesday tringle.

Day after, the day after Christmas. Working from home. So I was able to have  a nice poo at home. In ole trusty, my favorite toilet. Not a terrific pic, but it works.

eNjoy.

26 Dec: Monday phlupkus.

Day after Christmas....have the day off as the official federal holiday. So I'm at home, in my favorite toilet, having a nice poo. And got a good picture.

eNjoy.

25 Dec: Sunday Christmas Day glorpint.

So, I got up early to wrap last minute gifts. I then relaxed, had a cup of coffee and had a nice poo. And this is a good pic.

Merry Christmas everybody! eNjoy!

24 Dec: Saturday chunkles.

Christmas eve day....busy day. Last minute shopping, cooking, traveling and dinner with family. But I always find time for a nice poo! This poo was harder...chunks that sank. A little different for the holiday season.

eNjoy.

23 Dec: Friday fungle.

Day off today....two days before Christmas. Started the day off with a nice poo. Taken at home, so it's a nice pic. And a good, well formed poo.

eNjoy.

22 Dec: Thursday thrimple.

Early morning work poo pic....but this one is a little different--it's actually a good pic. I zoomed in a little...not too much surface detritus....light was right...and not a bad pic.

eNjoy.

21 Dec: Wednesday fuzznuts.

Early morning work poo. Work toilet = mediocre pic. What am I going to do?

eNjoy.

19 Dec: Monday phrumph.

Had the day off today, and had a nice relaxed, day off poo. Better pic because it was taken at home.

eNjoy.

18 Dec: Sunday grumple.

Sunday plopper. Good poo pic, taken in my favorite toilet...the one on the main floor of my house. I always get the best pics there.

eNjoy.

17 Dec: Saturday blorble.

Nice Saturday morning poo. Got a close up.

eNjoy.

14 Dec: Wednesday mlagunkel.

Some sinkers, some little floating chunklets. I pooed again, after lunch. But as second poos usually are, it was mostly liquid. Call it a day.

eNjoy.

13 Dec: Tuesday schlumpkin.

So, back to the same ole routine. Pooing right after I get to work. And the work toilet does not allow for good poo pics. I do what I can to keep my readers satisfied.

eNjoy.

12 Dec: Monday morphling.

So, back at work. Regular early morning work poo. And, I guess, back to unimpressive early morning poo pics.

eNjoy.

11 Dec: Sunday klunkle.

Back home. Big steaming pile of poo. Back with my regular toilet. And a great poo pic.

eNjoy.

10 Dec: Saturday drolmph.

Traveled back to the US today. Long day. I was still in the hotel for this poo. Pooed while packing. Showered after the poo, so I flew home fresh.

eNjoy.

9 Dec: Friday globber.

Last full day in Germany. Poos have been soft, gooey plops. All that German beer I've been drinking?

eNjoy.

4 Dec: Sunday gasplorphin.

Traveling to Germany on business. Nice hotel. Small room. Regular toilet. Getting a little jetlagged. But the poos are coming nice and regular.

eNjoy.

2 Dec: Friday hotel poo.

I'm traveling for work. I'm in a hotel. Lighting is a little different....and it made for an interesting poo.

eNjoy.

30 Nov: Wednesday dragingle.

Mid week poo. Another work poo. Again...nothing special.

eNjoy

29 Nov: Tuesday trouble.

Another work poo. This one is more of a log.

eNjoy.

28 Nov: Monday mongrel.

Monday, work morning poo. Nothing to write home about. As usual, the work poos continue to be so-so.

eNjoy.

27 Nov: Sunday phluegal.

Last day of my long holiday weekend. And I had a nice poo.

eNjoy.

26 Nov: Saturday flumpit.

Poo splat. Came out in a plop. Kind of ooey and gooey. Maybe the pizza and gin and tonics last night?

eNjoy.

25 Nov: Friday, after Thanksgiving Day poo.

So, I feasted yesterday....ate turkey and all the trimmings. Stuffed myself. Drank beer. Drank vodka. Ate pie.

And this morning, I pooed.

eNjoy.

24 Nov: Thursday, Thanksgiving Day poo.

My phone was less than 15% charged, so I couldn't use the flash. Eh...a little different view. Feasting this day, of course. That's what you do on Thanksgiving....you eat turkey. Can't wait to see my poo tomorrow!

eNjoy.

23 Nov: Wednesday schlorkins.

Mid week poo. Pooed at work. Ok pic. Meh.

eNjoy.

21 Nov: Monday glorpkins.

Back home. Day off. Regular morning poo.

eNjoy.

20 Nov: Sunday sluphkis.

Last day traveling. Hotel poo. Two views of the same poo. Pic on the bottom as taken about 15 seconds after the top pic. The turdlet on the left floated up from the bottom. Just wanted to try something different.

eNjoy.

18 Nov: Friday glumpher.

Still traveling....in a hotel. This time, I turned out the overhead bathroom light, before a took the pic, in an attempt to keep the pics from being too bright/washed out. Good result. Even though I could see the poo became the bathroom was completely dark, I zoomed in a little and the auto-focus did the rest. Nice loaves.

eNjoy.

17 Nov: Thursday thilge.

Traveling for work, so this is hotel poo. Took 7 pics, and they were ALL washed out. I guess it's the lighting that does it. I'll try something else for Friday.

eNjoy.

15 Nov: Wednesday loaf.

Wednesday morning loaflets.

eNjoy.

14 Nov: Monday murble.

Early morning work poo. The pics from this toilet are never very good. So, I decided to give you two views: regular, and close up.

eNjoy.

13 Nov: Sunday chunks.

Sunday morning, pre news show poo. Floating chunks. Good name for a band, huh?

eNjoy.

12 Nov: Saturday sphloat

Regular Saturday morning load. Kind of a splat. Kind of a glumph.

eNjoy.

11 Nov: Friday dump-load.

I didn't crap Thursday, so this is a two day load. And what a load it is! Really good pic. The light is just right. You can really see the texture of the turd.  This is what I strive fit. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

9 Nov: Wednesday chaflugle.

Airy, floating turds for a a mid week poo. I wasn't able to get a pic of my Tuesday poo, which would have been election day poo!

eNjoy.

7 Nov: Monday moangle.

Nice solid turdlets to start off the week. Good pic.

eNjoy.

5 Nov: Saturday frumpus.

Saturday morning poo. I used to say Saturdays were cheat days, but I've really kind of gotten away from that. The only ways Saturdays ate cheat days at this point is they are the only days I drink beer. And now even that is slipping.

Some sinkers, and a floater.

eNjoy.

3 Nov: Thursday chlorcus.

Regular work crap. Pretty good picture because focused in close. What I don't do fit my fans.

eNjoy.

2 Nov: Wednesday skluffcum.

Back home, took this poo before I showered. Always good to start the day fresh. Unfortunately all the pcs I took of this poo were washed out...too orange. Oh well. I should always take one without the flash. Live and learn.

eNjoy.

30 Oct: Sunday slauphert.

Last day traveling, so last day in the hotel and day with the strange toilet. I took pics of this poo with and without flash and the pic without flash was actually better.

eNjoy.

28 Oct: Friday fleugle.

Still traveling for work. Still in the hotel. This was a nice solid log...a well formed poo.

eNjoy.

27 Oct: Thursday plubble.

Didn't poo yesterday, so this is a two day load. Nice, solid log. As always, it slid right out. I rarely have to strain to push these bad boys out.

eNjoy.

25 Oct: Tuesday twingle.

Back on track, regular poo pic taken at work. Interesting poo...some floaters, some sinkers.

eNjoy.