28 Dec: Monday draophlis.

So....holiday weekend. Lots of food and drink. This is the resulting poo. Had body's l vodka tonics last night. Along with pizza. Pizza poo.

eNjoy.

27 Dec: Sunday florger.

So, I feasted and drank all day Friday and Saturday. Lots of carbs, lots of alcohol. This log came out quickly, as always. It FELT bigger than it looks. It looked darker in person that it does in the pic.

eNjoy.

26 Dec: Saturday broanph.

Day after Christmas poo. Feasted and drank and made merry all day yesterday. And this poo is the result.

eNjoy.

24 Dec: Thursday phloatgle.

Two views....close and closer. Otherwise, not a very exciting poo.

eNjoy.

23 Dec: Wednesday braigle.

I didn't poo yesterday....and had to poo this morning, after I got to work. But it was at the gym. So pooed, I worked out, took a shower, and went to work fresh. This pic was taken in the gym locker room, so it isn't very good.

eNjoy.

21 Dec: Monday morphlem

Big nice poo after a weekend filled with carbs. Really good pic. Taken in the main floor bathroom.

eNjoy.

20 Dec: Sunday schlumpkis

Sunday poo, after a day of carbing it up. Nice pic.

eNjoy.

19 Dec: Saturday schmorklets.

So....regular Saturday poo. Drank beer last night. Had a nice poo.

eNjoy.

18 Dec: Friday flump.

I crapped late the previous evening (and it was a big poo), so I thought it would be a while before I pooed again. I was wrong. As soon as I got to work--about 6:30 am--I had to poo. Another big load. This is what happens when you don't poo for two days.

eNjoy.

17 Dec: Thursday hump.

I didn't crap on Wednesday. At all. And it was looking like I wasn't going to crap again on Thursday. Then late on the evening, I got the stirrings. Sat down on the toilet in the master bathroom for a nice poo. I had to push this one a little....usually they come sloshing right out. Poo was a little darker.

eNjoy.

14 Dec: Monday phlang.

Two poos today....both at work. Neither very impressive. Second poo was little chunklets. Oh well.

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13 Dec: Sunday glunker.

Nice Sunday poo. Beer and pizza last night. Normal poo, on the main floor bathroom always gets the best pics. I think it's because the bowl is shallower, so some of the poo is usually above the water.

eNjoy.

12 Dec: Saturday schlunker.

Saturday morning, post cheat evening poo. Drank beer and ate pizza last night. Good looking poo!

eNjoy.

10 Dec: Thursday fraophl.

Not very exciting poo pic. This one felt like a big one coming out, but failed to impress upon closer inspection. Taken at work, and those pics are always less exciting.

8 Dec: Tuesday tuelgos.

Pooed before leaving for work. Was fresh all day. Nice. And nice pic.

eNjoy.

7 Dec: Monday mungle.

As always....a pretty carb rich weekend. Not a particularly impressive poo. Took the pic at work so....less than stellar pic.

eNjoy.

6 Dec: Sunday shwerple.

Morning after cheat day. Always a good poo day. And a nice pic.

5 Dec: Saturday phlule.

Nice Saturday post cheat night poo. Good pic.

eNjoy.

4 Dec: Friday quenchle.

Nice Friday poo. I took the pic in my upstairs bathroom, before work. Nice looking plop. Went to work fresh.

eNjoy.

3 Dec: Thursday thrump.

Another pic taken at work. A little better because I focused closer.

eNjoy.

2 Dec: Wednesday kroumple.

Not a very impressive poo. I just don't take good poo pics at work.

eNjoy.

1 Dec: Two frunkle Tuesday.

Two poos on Tuesday. Not much else to say. Asshole is a little sore because of all the wiping.

eNjoy.

30 Nov: Five schmurple Monday.

So....I ended up crapping three times on Sunday. And then on Monday, I crapped FIVE TIMES!! FIVE. And I got pics of them all. None of them were serious poos. And the fourth was preceded by the longest, loudest fart I've EVER let loose. Seriously. I was really gassy during the last four poos.

So I had to wipe my ass FIVE times yesterday. You know how hard that can be on an ass?

eNjoy.