12 December: Friday clompersnordit.

Pooed two sips into my first cup of coffee. And this is a pretty cool poo. Harder and lighter colored as the beginning, and softer and darker we the end. I guess that's the difference between two meals? I don't know, I just blog about poo and don't actually know how they're formed. I just know poo never ceases to amaze me.

eNjoy. 

11 December: Thursday booljumpit.

Another big load of poo. The only poo I dropped this day. These what I'm shooting for--one poo a day. Good poo pic. Got different colors going on, and some pretty beefy loaflets. There you go--can't ask for much more than that. 

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10 December: Wednesday ploobyarbin.

Plooped this out after two sips of coffee after waking. Definitely a beefy poo whilst not being a log. Orange poo and VERY pungent. Yes, I have continued eating yogurt and kimchee and drinking kefir. I hope I'm doing good for my gut microbiome. Ultimately I just want to crap once a day. This was a pretty good looking poo. Good poo pic. We'll keep on trying. 

eNjoy.

9 December: Tuesday blokersmorton.

Pile of poo. So much for my theory of eating yogurt and kimchee can change your gut microbiome and the way you poop. I the day before I crapped three more times in addition to the big log I dropped in the morning. Hmph. So we're back to piles of poo. Dark green, unexciting. Oh well. 

eNjoy.

8 December: second Monday wimstedchorker.

So much for not pooing more than one a day. Dropped this about two hours after the first dolp. Still pretty hefty for a second poo. Dark green and PUNGENT. There you go. Hopefully that's it for the day. 

eNjoy.

8 December: Monday chugglehormton.

Another big log. If you follow this blog, you know this is unusual for me. My turds are usually soft. But I've been eating yogurt and kimchee lately and drinking kefir (Google it). So I've been ingesting a lot more beneficial bacteria. And that has changed my poo. I think for the better. I don't care so much about the logs, but I've only been pooing once a day in the morning, and that's HUGE. And I will admit, the big logs are more pooagenic. So my advice to my readers (and to be clear, I'm not a doctor and this is not medical advice) is, if your BMs are continually soft, or you're pooing multiple times a day, trying getting more beneficial bacteria in your diet. Yogurt, kefir and fermented food like kimchee.

eNjoy.

7 December: Sunday harnchenspleeder.

Another serious log poo. I've changed my diet a bit--eating more yogurt and drinking kefir and eating kimchee. All of these foods have beneficial bacteria. I think that's made a difference in my gut health (gut microbiome). What that has meant for me is more solid poos and I've been pooing LESS. For me that's huge. Crapping five times a day is NO BUENO. I think I'm going to keep up the new diet. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

6 December: Saturday harchsplogonde.

Dropped this soon after waking. This one was an ass-ripper--I really had to push. Which is rare for me. Hard stool. I was editing blood on the TP. Clearly bi-colored. Very interesting and serious poo. I just wish it wasn't so uncomfortable squeezing out of my bunghole. Hey, poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

5 December: Friday glumphendree.

Didn't poo the day before, so this is a two day load. Big load. Impressive, pungent poo. Kind of an interesting dark, rough squiggle at the end. Very cool poo, and a really good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

3 December: Wednesday jobblescornion.

Cute little poo. Was expecting more as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. I expanded the picture so it looks bigger than it actually was. Not impressive, but still poo. 

eNjoy.

2 December: Tuesday velchodroob.

Not an exciting poo. Orangish and very pungent. Weird how orange equates to stinkier. But it's poo. And what comes out of my ass never ceases to amaze me. 

eNjoy.

1 December: Monday strobberquoind.

This poo got me out of bed, about 7:30 am. I felt an intestinal cramp. I turned over, and it got worse. So I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. Pissed first. Pushed and got a long, loud fart. Pushed again and got this little plopper. First the plug, then the ploot. Still poo. 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

30 November: Sunday hopbimney.

Crapped this after my first sip of coffee. One minute I'm fine, the next I'm running to the bathroom. As you can see, this was a looong poo, with a couple of little satellite poos to the right. Big, meaty log. Good poo pic. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

29 November: Saturday chanklezorm.

Dropped this soon after waking. This was a load. I've been eating a LOT lately--a lot of turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes and apple pie. So this poo is a result of that eating. This was post-Thanksgiving poo I was expecting Friday. Couple of different colors, always fun. Big, meaty chunkles. Good poo pic. This works.

eNjoy.

28 November: Friday booklebrumpton.

Dropped this florble after lunch. I was expecting a bigger poo considering how much food I are for Thanksgiving the day before. Just a little dollop, eh? A little poodle of poo. Kind of cute, right? 

eNjoy. 

Thanksgiving Day poo meme.

27 November: Thursday McPlobblecorpse.

Thanksgiving Day pre-poo. Dropped this mid-day, before the big Thanksgiving meal. I knew this would be substantial as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Long, pointy turds. And you can still see the corn from the chicken bowl I had a couple of days before. Corn poo is always fun! 

eNjoy. 

26 November: Wednesday chummeldunion.

Had a poo before my doctor's appointment. A couple of flobs and a couple of globules (that are a slightly different color). Interesting looking poo. It felt more substantial as I squeezed it out. But still a cool poo. 

eNjoy.

25 November: Tuesday chibforstling.

Squeezed this out first thing in the morning. Definitely a splooch. Different colors and consistencies. And you can see corn from the previous night's chicken and rice bowl. Corn poo is always fun! 

eNjoy.

24 November: Monday molchingsprood.

Dropped this blorch immediately upon waking. This was a big load. Definitely chunky and glunky. Interesting how it's harder at the top, and plooier at the bottom. But that's how my poo goes--harder at the beginning and softer toward the end. Cool poo pic. 

eNjoy.

23 November: Sunday bermensplivet.

I woke up at about 9:30 this morning and immediately had to poo. Before coffee, before anything else. Do not pass Go, go right into the bathroom. As I started to squeeze this out of my bunghole, I knew it was going to be a significant poo. And here you go. Big, fat poo log. A lot better than the splats I've been publishing lately. And this was a hard poo, so, not a lot of wiping. This is about as good as my poo gets. You're welcome. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

22 November: Saturday qwincelbormer.

Poos are getting back to normal. I hope. Another beefier poo. Chunkier. Medium consistency, so a lot of wiping was involved. But a bad looking poo--in an Airbnb, so this is Airbnb poo. Not bad to finish out the week. 

eNjoy.

21 November: Friday snikefloncher.

Poo is getting back to semi-normal? I don't know. This poo is definitely chunkier. Beefier. Gloogier. Not top 10, but certainly better that the previous 4 splats. We're getting better. 

eNjoy.

20 November: Thursday hyperwimble.

Another mess. Splat of splort number 4. My asshole had definitely been serving soft-serve lately. 

eNjoy.

19 November: Wednesday phombtroggle.

Another Plop. Splat of splort number 3. Darker. More mysterious. A little messier. 

eNjoy.

18 November: Tuesday oomchougle.

Another splat of splort. Number 2. You can see a little corn. What do I say about corn poo?

eNjoy.

17 November: Monday splooglehorst.

Just a splat of splort. Number 1. There will be more.

eNjoy. 

Saturday poo meme.

15 November: Saturday porchenchibex.

This poo guy me out of bed, about 8:30 am. I thought it was going to be bigger because of the minimal poo day the day before. You can still see a nugget of corn! Man that corn hangs out for a while! Not a bad looking poo, to include the ghost poo top rear.

eNjoy.

14 November: Friday spunchlygruben.

Wanted to poo before I went out for lunch Friday, so I pushed out a poo. Didn't really have to poo, but I wanted to make a little run for lunch, so I hacked away until I got a squirt. Meh. Smallish. But you can still see some residual corn! And corn poo is always fun! There you go! 

eNjoy.

13 November: Thursday plorkenstunion.

Dropped a load soon after waking and, as you can see, I ate corn the night before. It's corn poo! And corn poo is always fun. Corn is the food you get to enjoy twice! Otherwise, not an exciting poo. Sort of a pile and a dollop. 

eNjoy.

12 November: Wednesday clooghorfter.

Just a splobble of poo. Squishy and mealy.  Not exciting, but still poo. 

eNjoy.

11 November: Tuesday plochitbloint.

Didn't poo the day before, so, three sips into my coffee, I had to poo. And I knew it was going to be a doozy. This is a serious dump-load. Took a little flexing to squeeze it out of my bunghole. I'll tell you what, you take a dump like this, you feel like you've accomplished something. Good poo pic. You're welcome. 

eNjoy.

9 November: Sunday spimerkloutch.

Went out for a walk late afternoon and I hadn't pooed yet. That was a mistake. I had to cut my walk my walk short and crab walk home to avoid shitting my pants. I made it. Barely. Dropped this beefy load right after I got home. A lot of wiping. I had to go to the other bathroom because I ran out of TP! 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

8 November: Saturday chaatleveems.

Didn't poo the day before. I feel like I had one brewing, but I never pushed it and it never became urgent. So this is a two day load. And what a load it is. Serious log. Uniform in consistency and color. Nice looking poo. I do like dropping these logs once in a while. 

 

eNjoy.

6 November: Thursday peenmagorber.

Not a particularly good poo. Unexciting. Started off as gloob, ended up as a pooshake. Not sure what the green chunky is top right. Piece of green pepper? I don't remember what I ate. No matter. Not a poo guy the ages.

eNjoy. 

5 November: Wednesday glorblechimpty.

Another splortle of poo. This poo is a little chunkier than poos I dropped earlier in the week. But not a bad looking poo. This poo is definitely glunchy. I see a slight color difference between the harder poo on bottom and softer poo on top. Poo never ceases to amaze.

eNjoy

4 November: Tuesday spleekingdrewn.

Another plop of poo. Not exciting, not a particularly good poo pic. But still poo. It works. Poo always works. 

eNjoy.

3 November: Monday molchentsperber.

Starting off the week with a splorg. Looks like a human internal organ. Poo comes in all shapes and sizes. So don't worry if you're not shitting logs. Logs are normal, for subs l some people and not others.

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

1 November: Saturday flumpjobber.

Dropped this blorgan shortly after waking. Interesting looking poo. Another poo picture that looks a little out of focus at the bottom. Aside from that, there's a lot going on with this poo. I'll let my readers decide how up describe it. What say you?

eNjoy.

31 October: Friday gorchpruyer.

Halloween day poo. A lot going on with poo. A little out of focus toward the bottom. Bi-colored poo, as little orangish, a little pungent. A little chunky, a little glinchy. 

eNjoy.

30 October: Thursday gunchlyspreemer.

Big, fat pile of orange poo. And PUNGENT. Just a splobble of poo. Meh....it takes all kinds right? It's poo!

eNjoy.

29 October: Wednesday bloinkspintner.

Mid-week poo. Kind of a cool poo. Chunky and gloimy. A little different. Different is good. And poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

28 October: Tuesday bulkenmeesap.

Dropped a florp right after waking.  Interesting color and contrast. The bottom looks marbled with black specks. Branched off that of an orange loaf let. Pungent. Cool looking poo and good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

27 October: Monday double nubberjinget.

Dropped a big blobber right after I woke up. Very cool looking poo. Started as a log, ended up as a pile. Like many of my poos do. Second poo (before lunch) wasn't impressive, but it was more substantial than I thought it was going to be. So, lose/win?

eNjoy.