Monday plops. First pic is orange....first orange pic in a while. Sorry. Second pic wasn't orange, but not particularly spectacular.
eNjoy.
Monday, November 20, 2017
19 Nov: Sunday sprungle.
This was a Sunday poo that felt looked a lot more when it came out. I thought this would be a huge poo pile. And it turns out to be a couple of smallish logs.
eNjoy.
18 Nov: Saturday querble.
Another nice ooey, gooey Saturday poo pic. These are what we work for. Nice, creamy texture.
eNjoy.
17 Nov: Friday morple.
Another Friday poo splat. This one door of has the texture of soft serve ice cream.
eNjoy.
13 Nov: Monday Double Dongle
Pooed twice on Monday, both in the early morning. Second poo was actually quite pooagenic. Interesting, creamy texture.
eNjoy.
12 Nov: Sunday scroggle.
Interesting Sunday poo. Standing logs in blue water. Always something interesting.
eNjoy.
Saturday, November 11, 2017
11 Nov: Saturday chorple.
Big, fat Saturday poo pat. Big block. Another 5 wiper because of the consistency. Ah well...so I had to do a little extra work to get my bunghole clean. That'll work.
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10 Nov: Friday double plumper.
So, I didn't crap Wednesday or Thursday. The top poo, the first poo, woke me up from a sound sleep at 2 AM Friday morning. It was more substantial than it looks. And it was of medium consistency...you know, not too hard, not too soft. Which meant, as Richard Pryor said, I had to "wipe my ass for 5 hours."
Second poo came later in the afternoon. Finally, a good looking poo pic.
eNjoy.
Sunday, November 5, 2017
4 Nov: Saturday choople.
So...I missed a lot of poo pics this past week because of my failing cell phone. I know, I've been whining about my cell phone for a while. The guy at the cell phone store said that I was at rush of losing everything if my phone catastrophically fails. So I have to get a new phone. Just venting.
This poo pic of ok. Blue water, but the poo didn't come out orange.
eNjoy.
3 Nov: Friday scraingle.
Woke up early, drank coffee, and dropped a load before I got into the shower. Good deal. Always good to shower right after taking a poo. And despite the blue water, I still got a good poo pic.
eNjoy.
31 Oct: Tuesday Halloween ploop.
It's Halloween, and celebrated by having a nice poo. Plop, really. Ploopy pat. Poo Patty. Ooey and gooey.
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29 Oct: Sunday blumper.
Weekend poo...still have blue water, but finally a good poo pic. Finally.
eNjoy.
28 Oct: Saturday schlorping.
Weekend poo. Kind of fluffy long logs. But at least they aren't orange.
eNjoy.
27 Oct: Friday flurge.
Missed three days of poos because of a variety of ***k ups: camera failing, auto-flush toilet at work, blue water. This is my last orange poo for a while. I'm getting a new phone in the next week, so hopefully that will solve most of the problems.
eNjoy.
21 Oct: Saturday glunk.
We're using toilet treatment that turns the water blue. The problem is that blue color tends to wash out now turds even more. Too orange. Sorry.
eNjoy.
