Sunday, September 30, 2018

30 Sep: Sunday blumpday.

Drank beer and ate chicken wings last night. And drank vodka, of course. (Then fell asleep while watching Solo, the new Star Wars movie.) Pooed this morning promptly after my first couple of sips of coffee. As usual. Not a bad poo. Came slorping out, as usual.

eNjoy.

Saturday, September 29, 2018

29 Sep: Saturday plumple.

Drank beer and vodka last night. Ate snacks, to include cheese and crackers and little baked cheese filled chicken nuggets. Made for an interesting poo this morning. Good poo pic! 😀

eNjoy.

28 Sep: Friday skeemple.

End of the week work poo. As usual, this poo came right after I got to work. Not a bad poo pic. It looks like there's corn in that poo, but I don't think have corn the previous evening. So, what could it be? 🤔

eNjoy.

27 Sep: Thursday querble.

This poo came at work about 30 minutes after I got to work. Not bad looking for a work poo. Another poo that looks like fried chicken.

eNjoy.

26 Sep: Wednesday double drumpher.

I dropped the first poo right after I got to work, which is normal. Not a bad pic. I tweaked the light shading a but to make the pic a little better. More contrast. The second poo came about an hour after I got home from work. Not spectacular, but better than the average second poo pic.

eNjoy.

25 Sep: Tuesday phliggle.

Not bad for a work poo. Dropped this load right after I got to work. Good for me, because right after I pooed, I put in a hard HIIT workout at the gym at work. Showered and went to work fresh.

eNjoy.

Monday, September 24, 2018

24 Sep: Monday bruggle.

Day off today. Getting a medical procedure done today, and I can't have coffee into after, but that didn't prevent this poo from popping out about an hour after I woke up. And I'm not working today, so I blogged today.

eNjoy.

Sunday, September 23, 2018

23 Sep: Sunday double glumper.

I woke up early this morning at 4:30 with extreme cyclic intestinal cramps. That almost always means I have to poo. Went into the bathroom and had to strain a bit before this bad boy slorped out. Afterward no more cramps.

Second poo came four and a half later after a cup of coffee and a Monster drink. Not a bad looking second poo.

eNjoy.

22 Sep: Saturday clubber.

Basic Saturday morning poo. Feasted and drank the night before. And I popped this bad boy out about 15 minutes after my first cup of coffee. Not a bad pic.

eNjoy.

21 Sep: Friday double blumper.

Dropped the first poo early morning, before I showered and went to work. Always good. I went to the gym at lunch, and then ate a big lunch. But enough to spur a second poo in the afternoon. First poo was better, more substantial, but the second poo was still pooagenic.

eNjoy.

20 Sep: Thursday blumpher.

Dropped this poo right after I got to work, and right before I went to the gym. That timing is always good, because I showered after the gym, and was fresh all day.

eNjoy.

19 Sep: Wednesday wunkle.

Early morning poo. Very early morning. Woke me up from a sound sleep. Not a bad pic...a big gooey poo plop.

eNjoy.

Sunday, September 16, 2018

16 Sep: Sunday grajumple.

I shit twice yesterday, so I wasn't sure when I would crap today. Sure enough, about 30 minutes after my first cup of coffee, I felt the old familiar rumbling. I shouldn't have wondered....I ate chicken wings and drank beer last night while watching college football. But a bad looking poo.

eNjoy.

Saturday, September 15, 2018

15 Sep: Saturday chumpler.

Regular Saturday morning poo. Beer and pizza last night. And onion rings! And as always, my favorite home toilet yielded another beautiful poo pic. Perfect color, perfect texture. No color tweaks necessary.

eNjoy.

14 Sep: Friday schlimper.

Worked from home Friday, and dropped a big fat poo load first thing in the morning. In my favorite bathroom. And as usual, I got a nice poo pic in that toilet. A big fat poo plop.

eNjoy.

13 Sep: Thursday thorplum.

Late week work poo. Color adjusted But, but could get rid of the overhead glare. Sigh. No choice when I'm at work. The fluorescent lighting is ubiquitous.

eNjoy.

12 Sep: Wednesday double sprunkle.

Didn't crap Tuesday, so Wednesday's first poo woke me up at 4:45 am. And you can see the corn on the cob I ate the nothing before. The first poo was a big load, so I wasn't expecting another. But sure enough, after lunch I dropped another big load. And you can still see corn. Always fun.

eNjoy.

10 Sep: Monday mundrle.

Day off today.  Had a nice early morning poo. Tweaked the color a bit using the filters in my phone. Kind of a different look.

eNjoy.

Monday, September 10, 2018

9 Sep: Sunday kerfluffle.

Feasted on wings, a Philly cheesesteak and vodka Saturday evening. BTW, my favorite kind of wings are garlic-parmesan wings. So you could say this is a garlic-parmesan poo.

eNjoy.

Saturday, September 8, 2018

8 Sep: Saturday glouther.

This poo woke me up this morning at 5:30. A big ooey, gooey glop. Nice poo pic. Ate pizza last night, and that usually makes for a good poo the next day.

eNjoy.

7 Sep: Friday crumple.

Didn't crap in the morning. Didn't think I would all day because I dropped two big loads the day before. I went to the gym at lunch. After lunch I dropped this serious log. Not bad considering I didn't think I'd crap at all.

eNjoy.

6 Sep: Thursday zadrumple.

Dropped this load before I went to work. Not impressive. It felt more impressive coming out. Didn't shower afterward because I was working out in the gym at work, before work. If that makes sense. That was good, because I showered after working out and went to my desk fresh. Until I dropped a big second load after lunch. It was a big load, but not pooagenic.

eNjoy.

5 Sep: Wednesday whinklump.

Back at work. Dropped a load about an hour and a half after I got to work. Poo was a little chunky, some floated and some sank. I don't get that. Another poo puzzler.

eNjoy.

3 Sep: Monday schlumpler.

Back from the beach. Luckily, I had the day off because it's Labor Day. It sucks coming back from vacation and having to go to work the next day. The poo wasn't very exciting. Kind of diffuser and floaty.

eNjoy.

2 Sep: Sunday double dumper.

Sunday I traveled home from the beach. Took an early morning dumper, and then dropped another load in the evening. Separately they're not spectacular, but together, they're interesting poos. Second poo was darker and a bit gooey.

eNjoy.

Friday, September 7, 2018

1 Sep: Saturday strunkle.

Last full day on the beach. Got up early and had a nice poo. Had steak and corn on until cob the night before. I think you can see the corn. Always fun.

eNjoy.

31 Aug: Friday flummox.

Friday, early morning beach poo. Still at the beach. Bowel movements still irregular. While this poo wasn't spectacular, it has its own ooey, gooey appeal.

eNjoy.

Monday, September 3, 2018

29 Aug: Wednesday splather.

Mid week in my beach vacation. Strange toilet is not impressing me with its photo studio qualities. Bad light. Poo stinks to bottom. Makes for sure lousy poo pics. I'll keep slogging on.

eNjoy.

28 Aug: Tuesday phlortle.

Second day at the beach. Still waking up early and pooing. The early pooing doesn't stop the vacation. When you gotta go, you gotta go. Slightly better poo pic. Better chunklets, and the lighting was a bit better. We aims to please!

eNjoy

27 Aug: Monday beach poo.

Monday, first full day at the beach. Woke up nice and early and had myself a nice poo. Not spectacular. Different bathroom, couldn't get the lighting right, etc. And the poo itself wasn't very exciting.

eNjoy.