Friday, August 31, 2018

26 Aug: Sunday stumpher.

Going to the beach today on vacation. Started the day off with a nice poo. Pre-vacation poo. Not spectacular, but not bad either.

eNjoy.

25 Aug: Saturday slobber.

Change of routine today. Went out to Silver Diner with a friend, early, right after I woke up. I had my breakfast favorite when I was there, country fried steak and eggs. Yum. Dropped this bad boy after we got back from breakfast, about  8:30. Not a bad looking poo.

eNjoy.

24 Aug: Friday flunker.

End of work week poo. Dropped this guy before showered and went to work. Always a good thing. Went to work fresh, and stayed fresh. Win win.

eNjoy.

Thursday, August 23, 2018

23 Aug: Thursday glumple.

This would be a much better place pic without the overhead, fluorescent glare. The poo was mostly floating; it cold face been a really good poo pic. You can't win em all

eNjoy.

22 Aug: Wednesday ghurphle.

Mid week work poo. Nicely formed (and textured) log that sank right to the bottom. Same crummy overhead glare. Good and bad. Not a bad poo pic

eNjoy.

Tuesday, August 21, 2018

21 Aug: Tuesday sphorlum.

Went into with later today, so had my regular morning poo at home. Good poo pic. A little darker than normal. Nice creamy texture.

eNjoy.

20 Aug: Monday morple.

After a long, food and booze filled weekend, had a nice early Monday morning poo. Got to work about 6:30, dropped the poo about 7. Kind of long, slender floating logs. Kinda cool.

eNjoy.

19 Aug: Sunday stumper.

Regular Sunday poo. Had chicken wings and a Stromboli the night before for dinner. And vodka. Lots of vodka. Just in case you were wondering, I like garlic parmesan chicken wings. No contest. I could eat those all day long. So this is garlic parmesan wing poo.

eNjoy.

18 Aug: Saturday bliffle.

Pretty standard Saturday morning poo. Feasted on pizza and beer the night before. And the first coffee of the morning encouraged this bad boy to make an appearance.

Second pic is of the book I sometimes read when I'm pooing. "What's your poo telling you?" is a great book that will tell you all about your poo.

eNjoy.


17 Aug: Friday scrunchle.

Regular early morning work poo. The overhead lighting made for a weird glare. Something a little new. Wondering what the poo would look like in regular lighting.

eNjoy.

16 Aug: Thursday glaborgle.

I crapped the times the day before, so this poo came later in the afternoon. Kind of a poo fuzzball. Can't really tell if there's still corn present from Tuesday night. Can you tell?

eNjoy.

15 Aug: Wednesday double crumble.

Actually crapped three times Wednesday. Only the first two were pooagenic. And you can see the corn I had , in both poos, the night before. Extra special.

eNjoy.

14 Aug: Tuesday troggle.

Work poo. Little floating poo chunklets.

eNjoy.

Saturday, August 18, 2018

13 Aug: Monday splurbum.

Day off Monday. And I had a nice poo. This is a pretty good poo pic. Not much else to say.

eNjoy.

12 Aug: Sunday flumpty.

Nice Sunday poo after a Saturday feast. Not a bad poo.

eNjoy.

Saturday, August 11, 2018

11 Aug: Saturday glorkum.

Saturday poo. Feasted last night. Had a nice poo this morning. The camera has a hard time getting the light on this right for some reason. Picked the best pic. Meh.

eNjoy.

10 Aug: Friday phlourapple.

Day off today. Had a nice poo. And got a really good poo pic.

eNjoy.

9 Aug: Thursday thruggle.

Late week work poo. Not a bad poo pic considering the work toilet and harsh fluorescent lighting.

eNjoy.

8 Aug: Wednesday werble.

Mid week work poo.  This one took a little while.... Got to work at 6:30, didn't poo until about 8. That's unusual. Usually it doesn't take long for the coffee to work it's magic. Wednesday took a little longer.

eNjoy.

6 Aug: Monday plumper.

Started of the work week, at work, with a nice poo. About 30 minutes after I got to my desk. Not bad for a work poo pic.

eNjoy.

5 Aug: Sunday sploober.

Nice Sunday poo. Woke up at 7:30, and dropped the poo about 8. Because I always feast on Saturday, Sunday's poos are usually pretty good. This Sunday poo was no exception.

eNjoy.

4 Aug: Saturday splunker.

Feasted Friday night, as usual, after fasting during the day. Regular Saturday morning poo pic. Not spectacular, but no dud either.

eNjoy.

3 Aug: Friday glumber.

Didn't poo Thursday. So Friday's poo was a significant load, and actually woke me up at 3 am. Not a bad poo pic.

eNjoy.

Thursday, August 2, 2018

1 Aug: Wednesday blungle.

Back to work Wednesday. Got to work at 6:30 and had a nice poo at 7:30. Kind of a fluffy florflet. A little fuzzy. A little glooney. My
eNjoy.

31 Jul: Tuesday flurgle.

Spent the day shitting liquid. I have no idea why. Five times. Diarrhea. Sucked. Asshole was a little tender. I have no idea what caused it.

30 Jul: Monday bluenger.

So, sort of a somber day. Day after my friend's mom died. But I still have to poo. That never stops. If I stop pooing, I die. So Monday, I had a nice, fluffy poo.

eNjoy.

29 Jul: Sunday florpum.

Sad day. My friend's mom died on Sunday. We went to his mom's house to make sure it was ok. And I had to poo in the strange toilet. But what a poo it was. Big, solid log. Serious poo log. Great poo, great pic.

eNjoy.

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

28 Jul: Saturday skliggum.

Different day today. Went to the hospital to see my friend's mom. Dropped this bad boy before I went. Kind of a log and a plop. Not a bad poo.

eNjoy.