24 Jun: Sunday slooper.

Cheat day yesterday. Drank beer, ate whatever I wanted to. And eat I did. The result: a great poo pic this morning. And you can see the corn in yesterday's burrito bowl! Gotta love that corn! You can enjoy it twice!

eNjoy.

23 Jun: Saturday chlomplum.

Fasted Friday, and then in the evening chowed down in chips, wings and pizza. Oh, and I drank several "Moscow Mules." A drink consisting of grapefruit vodka, ginger beer and a splash of lime. Very tasty. All of that made for a fairly decent poo pic.

eNjoy.

22 Jun: Friday schatchle.

Pretty good work poo. This was a long, firm poo. Sometimes the overhead lighting doesn't interfere as much. At the bottom right, you can see my fingers shadowed by the fluorescent lighting. And corn from Wednesday's dinner is still shooting up. That's the good that keeps on giving!

eNjoy.

21 Jun: Thursday floerple.

Dropped this poo about an hour after I got to work. Despite this being a work poo, this is a good poo pic. A really good poo pic. Just look at the texture, the colors. You can see the corn I had for dinner the night before. And that's ALWAYS fun. This is what I work for.

eNjoy.

20 Jun: Wednesday grumley.

Another work poo. This one was firmer, but broke apart. Doesn't make for a good pic--too spread apart.

eNjoy.

19 Jun: Tuesday thrimble.

Back at work, pooing on the work toilet. Back to fluffy, unimpressive poo pics. And overhead florescent lights. Sigh.

eNjoy.

18 Jun: Monday borble.

Back home Monday. Has a nice, solid, blorby poo. Nice pic. Nice poo. It's nice to be back home, pooing in my regular, home toilet.

eNjoy.

17 Jun: Sunday bloober.

Traveling back home Sunday. Before I left for the airport, I had a poo. Not my best effort. But they can't all be winners.

eNjoy.

16 Jun: Saturday clumper.

Still traveling, hotel poo. Not exciting, but I can't blame it on the toilet... Just an uninspired poo.

eNjoy.

15 Jun: Friday chamorgle.

After the giant poo late Thursday, I didn't expect anything today. But I had a cup of coffee at the hotel, and felt the familiar rumbling. And I crapped out another solid effort. Another very nice poo log. Two nice poos in a row, after an unspectacular week.

eNjoy.

14 Jun: Thursday splurgle.

Wednesday morning, early, two separate poos woke me out of a sound sleep. I hadn't crapped for a day and a half. (I guess I'm lucky I didn't shit the bed.) Nothing else Wednesday. I traveled by plane out of town early. Thursday evening late, I was feeling really backed up, but no poo. So I decided to try and push one out. I rarely do that because I almost never HAVE to do that. But it worked, and the giant log you see below is the result. A truly spectacular poo. A poo for the ages. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

10 Jun: Sunday double grommet.

Two poo surprise Sunday. Regular poo in the morning, and then, after a burrito bowl at Moe's for lunch, anther surprise poo whilst shopping for home goods at Lowe's. And the second poo was fairly robust... For a second poo!

eNjoy.

9 Jun: Saturday frimple.

Fairly standard Saturday morning poo plop. Feasted last night and drank beer. Ate pizza. That usually makes for a pretty robust poo.

eNjoy.

8 Jun: Friday troyble.

Work poo, taken with the same old florescent lighting. Not at bad as it could be. Not a bad looking poo pic.

eNjoy.

6 Jun: Wednesday gormquist.

Another work poo, with the florescent light glare, but this time it wasn't as bad. The glare is at the bottom, so it isn't as intrusive. Not a bad poo pic.

eNjoy.

5 June: Tuesday twumple.

Work poo, would have been a much better pic if it were not for the overhead florescent light. Sucks. But what am I going to do? I can't turn the light off--it's automatic. So I'm stuck

eNjoy.

4 Jun: Monday florgle.

Day off today. So home poo, but not very exciting. Kind if fluffy and sinky.

eNjoy.

3 June: Sunday quergle.

Feasted yesterday, ate pizza and drank beer. Yes, it was cheat day. I ate all of the carbs I wanted to. And this morning's poo was a normal poo. Nice brown chunks.

eNjoy.

2 June: Saturday florbunk.

Fasted the day before, feasted Saturday. Fairly normal poo. Good looking chunks. Nice poo.

eNjoy.

1 June: Friday flugle.

Working from home again Friday. Fasting until 6 pm. This was poo plop. Not as gooey as Wednesday's poo. But really exciting, but a poo is a poo.

eNjoy.

31 May: Thursday trungle.

Still low carb, but this poo is a little more normal. Work poo, though, so the lighting is jacked. Sorry

eNjoy.

30 May: Wednesday ploople.

Still cutting way back on carbs, so no poo on Tuesday. Wednesday's poo was dark and soft, like soft serve ice cream. Meaning I really had to wipe to get clean.

eNjoy.

28 May: Monday glundle.

Beginning of the work week, and I'm working from home. Started off the morning with a nice poo!

eNjoy.

27 May: Sunday glubber.

Started off the week with a nice poo.

eNjoy.