Day off today, although I still woke up early. Had a cup of coffee, and then immediately plooped this sploof out. Kind if a soft splooper, but a good poo pic. The creamy goodness just pops out at you. Getting ready for the new year... can't wait to see what kind of poos 2019 will produce!
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So, I only crapped ONCE yesterday. Once. As opposed to the 5 crap, ass-ripping day Friday. I woke up this morning to a cup of coffee and a nice poo. THIS is a good poo pic. Nice color, nice contrast, and a very well-formed log. This is what I work for. This is that I toil for. This is what I strive for. You can thank me now or later. You're welcome.
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So, after crapping FIVE times yesterday, I still had a plop this morning. FIVE times. I went to the gym yesterday around 2 pm, and then ran some errands. I got back home at around 4 pm, and, before taking a shower, I crapped for the FIFTH time. Every once in a while, that happens: I crap multiple times in a day. I have no idea why. Hopefully today will be a relatively normal poo day.
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Another day off today, as part of my Christmas vacation. Woke up at 6:30, and crapped shortly thereafter. This was the first of four craps (as of this writing)--there could will be more today. Only the first poo was pooagenic, so that's the only place pic I'm including. The last three craps have been steadily more irritating to my bunghole. The more you wipe, the more sore it gets. If I have to crap and wipe again, it could get very uncomfortable. I have no idea why some days I crap this much.
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Slept until 8 in Thursday. Later than I've slept in a long time. I then plooped out this beauty about 30 minutes after waking. This is a nice looking poo log. Right light, right perspective, right color. This one is a winner. Your welcome.
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Dropped a second poo on Wednesday. Obviously, not as good as the first. Second poos really are. But this isn't that bad.
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Day after Christmas, and a day off for me. Still woke up early, had a cup of coffee, and had a nice poo! Yesterday was splurge day, making merry and all eating chocolate, steak and dressing, and drinking mimosas! And my stomach and colon turned that all into the poo you see below. Please feel free to say "thank you" to my colon.
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Christmas day today. I woke up early, and couldn't get back to sleep. So I went downstairs and almost immediately had to poo. So poo I did. Not a bad looking poo. My poos have been looking alike the last week or so. They start off as a log, and end up in a splat. So, I guess it's good that I'm consistent, right?
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Day off today, thanks to our president. Started off this Christmas Eve day with a nice, gooey poo. This poo pic send unusually crisp and clear. You really see all of the nooks and crannies--all of the creamy goodness. Your welcome.
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Quiet Sunday morning, and I started the day off with a nice poo. And not a bad looking poo--kind if squishy and pooey.
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This poo woke me up early Saturday morning. Out of a sound sleep. Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go. This bad boy just wanted to come out.
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Pooped this sloober out about 30 minutes after I got to work. Interesting two level poo. The bottom half is above the water, and the top half is below. It'd be better if it was all above. Oh well.
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So I pooed on Monday, but the pics were all out of focus and the light was wrong. My Pixel 2 had a brainfart I guess. Multiple times, because I took multiple bad pictures. I didn't crap at all on Tuesday, which set the stage for today's poonificent bloober. This one took 8 1/2 second to come sliding out. Nice, long, slithery dark brown poo anaconda. Nice deep color. This is one good poo pic. You're welcome.
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I ate Chik-fil-a for lunch yesterday, beer after my workout, and wings and crab pretzel for dinner. Along with vodka tonics to keep things lubricated. Then, while watching a movie last night, I had to poo. And a messy, burning poo it was. (The Chik-fil-a sandwich was hot! My ass was a-howlin. Not pooagenic, so no pic.) I am often surprised at how fast food makes its way from mouth to anus. This morning's poo was back to the regular, loose, fried chicken looking poo.
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First day of the weekend, this plop came three sips into my first cup of coffee. Had a cheesesteak and fries for lunch yesterday, and wings and a cheesesteak for dinner. So this is a cheesesteak poo. I've been pooing nice even, uniform logs lately. I have no idea why.
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Late week work poo. Came about an hour after I got to work, four sips into my traditional Friday morning Monster drink. Zero carbs of course. But the stims on those drinks usually work magic when it comes to motivating poo. And as you can see, this is one motivated poo! Nice, long, well-formed log.
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Big, ooey gooey mess of a bloop. Came about an hour and a half after getting to work. The focus and lighting are a smidge off. The old Pixel 2 let me down. I took about 8 pictures, and this one was the best. I should write a letter to Google and complain. Maybe not such a good idea, as Google publishes my blog.
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Mid week work poo. Came right after I got to work. Not a bad looking poo. I'll let the picture do all the taking.
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So, the first poo came right before I got into the shower. I was brushing my teeth, and felt that familiar tug. But, in a twist, this one I had to actually push. Took about 10 seconds to push these little nuggets out. Usually my dooks come sliding out with no coaxing--they just slide right out. Second glork came after lunch. A little more substantial, handsome young loglets. Not a bad two poo day.
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So, this morning, as I was brushing my teeth, getting ready for work, I farted. And then farted again. Multiple farts usually precede having to poo. And that's what happened. As I finished brushing my teeth, I realized I had to poo. So I went into the bedroom bad grabbed my phone. It was a small little dook, and not well formed, but a dook it was. And here it is for your viewing pleasure. (And I jumped right in the shower right after wiping, so I didn't have to wash my hands after pooing. Always a treat!)
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So, not an exciting poo pic. I almost didn't blog this one. Came in a big plop, three sips into my first cup of coffee. I drank more beer, and ate more wings the before. I have no idea why my poo is so loose sometimes. Well, as I always say, "They can't all be winners."
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So, shat this pile out about 30 minutes after waking. It was Saturday, so I don't have to wake at 5 am. Drank beer, ate pizza and wings the night before. Interesting how this poo plop is softer and darker the poo the day before. My colon never ceases to amaze and delight me.
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Dropped these loglets about 30 minutes after I got to work. Kind of interesting, lighter colored, and more solidly formed. I chose the transverse perspective to give you a better view, based on the way the poolets were arranged in the bowl. You're welcome.
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This poo came at work, a little later than the previous poos normally come. I usually have to shit right after I get to work, after finishing my first cup of coffee. Well this one was a little shy. Took about an hour and a half to announce his arrival. But when he dropped, he was pretty impressive. This is a good poo pic that could have been a spectacular poo pic, excerpt for the fluorescent lighting band in the middle. What can I do? I'm at work. And work has fluorescent lighting. Such is life.
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Another day off today. Federal holiday. And I started the day off with a nice poo. Nice, long, slender log. Kind of an interesting, gravelly texture.
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This blog marked a milestone Tuesday. The blog went over 300,000 total individual page views this day. When I first started the blog in 2011, and for several years after, I was happy to get 30 page views in one day. Today the blog regularly gets 600, 700 and even 800 page views every day. I'm gratified this blog is getting so much exposure.
Thank you again to all of my readers. You're the reason I do this. Hopefully the next 300K views won't take nearly as long.
Stayed home from work because I wasn't feeling well. Even so, I started the day with a cup of coffee, and had a nice poo. Kind of a spindly looking poo.
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Day off Monday. Had a cup of coffee, and had a nice poo. Not a bad pic.
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Drank a lot of beer the night before, watching college football. Ate a chicken sandwich. Woke up Sunday morning, at my friend's house, hungover. So this is hangover poo.
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Saturday poo. This came three sips into my first cup of coffee. Had regular and boneless wings last night, garlic parmesan as always. Also ate a little naan and hummus, and drank vodka tonics. Interesting combo. And a pretty good poo pic.
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Friday work poo. Came mid afternoon, much later than normal, I guess because I pooed twice the day before. Two views, wide shot (to show that all is not always as it seems), and then closer in to focus on the poolets.
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The first Friday poo came just before I got into the shower before work. Always a good thing. The only time I can poo and not wash my hands. I just pooed and jumped into the shower, which was on, and warm, and ready to wash my ass. First poo pic is a close up, so the logs aren't a fat as they look. Second poo came right before lunch. Came out in a big splooch.
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Another work poo, this came later than my work poos normally do. As usual, this one dropped in about a second and a half, all in a rush. Looks like the first half came out soft and the second half was more solid. So, not all one big splat.
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Work poo. Arrived about two hours after I got to work. Not spectacular, but not bad for a work poo.
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Back at work after a 4 day Thanksgiving weekend. This poo came mid-morning. Not a bad poo, one of those multi-colored poos. If you look closely, some of the logs are light and dark.
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So, I was traveling yesterday, visiting relatives. Had McDonald's pancakes for breakfast, a Philly cheesesteak got lunch and but meatballs for dinner. That's a pretty big load on a Saturday. This morning, I had to poo after my first three sips of coffee. And so it goes. Pretty good poo pic.
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So, I had leftover turkey and stuffing for lunch yesterday, and crab legs for dinner. With plenty of vodka tonics. Made for a nice looking poo. And a great poo pic.
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So, yesterday was Thanksgiving, and I feasted. Ate turkey, ham, oyster stuffing, candied sweet potatoes, green bean casserole, rolls and cranberry jelly. It was delicious, and I stuffed myself silly. Went back for second and third helpings. So when I woke up this morning and had a cup of coffee, the first thing I had to do was shit. And shit I did. The picture below is the result.
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So, today is Thanksgiving day. A time to break bread with friends and family, and give thanks for what you have. Last night I made merry with sushi, snacks and vodka tonics. So this is sushi and vodka Thanksgiving Day poo.
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So, dropped my first poo about 45 minutes after I got to work. Nice, solid coiled log. Second dumper came about two hours later. Second poo, obviously, not as interesting. But as long as they're not completely liquid, all of my poos get a fair shot on the blog.
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Work poo. Not exciting. It's got that "fried chicken" look. Could be worse.
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So, I had leftover wings and sushi for dinner, and a chorizo, eggs and black bean burrito, drenched in queso for lunch. Interesting good combination makes for an interesting poo! And a good poo pic.
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Feasted on wings, pizza and beer the night before. So, this is typical Sunday morning beer and wings poo. Not exciting, but not too bad.
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So, I didn't shit on Friday. So I knew today would be a big poo day. And I wasn't disappointed. Two sips into my first cup of coffee, I got the old familiar rumblings. And then I dropped the first load. Very nice poo pic. This is what I work so hard for. Second poo came about two hours later. Not as good as the first poo, but good for a second effort. Really, the second poo has its own charms.
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A couple of hours after my first poo today, after my third cup of coffee, I had to poo again. That's ok, pooing is always good. Well, not always good, but usually good. Working from home today, so I don't have to worry about pesky people in the next stall, noticing me taking pictures of my poo. I dumped this poo in my favorite toilet, in the bathroom by the front door. Happy days.
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This dumper came just as I was walking up. Another substantial poo log. Pic isn't as good as yesterday--we sort of lose sight of the back end because of the lighting. I have no idea why my last two poos have been solid dooks. Always something new and interesting in this blog!
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