Sunday, January 22, 2017

Reflection.

I checked the date of my first post....it was November, 2011. That means I've been doing this blog for more than five years. Not a bad effort. I've tried to remain consistent. I try to post at least every couple of days. Poo Is cool, but old poo.... not so much. I know my readers want to see new, fresh poo. And I endeavor to make my readers happy.

When I look at other poo blogs, they don't seem to last very long. People don't keep up with it for very long. A couple of months...maybe a year. I've been doing this for over five years. When I started, I took the pics with a digital camera, and had to transfer the pics to my old laptop with an SD card, and then update the blog on the computer. It was a pain.

Now I just use my Samsung smart phone and the Blogger app. I do it all from my phone. That makes it much more convenient to update my blog. If I still had to update using a digital camera, SD card, and laptop, I probably wouldn't have kept up with it.

Hopefully I can share my poo with you for another five years. Thanks to my readers who've stuck with me all this time.

22 Jan: Sunday glorphump.

So, yesterday was technically my "cheat" day. What that means at this point is that of the only day I drink beer. So I drank beer (and ate pizza)  yesterday. And I had a nice poo today! I hope you like it. (This I'd a pretty good poo pic.)

eNjoy.

Saturday, January 21, 2017

21 Jan: Saturday phlumpins.

First full day with President Donald J. Trump. And I celebrated with a nice poo.

eNjoy.

20 Jan: Friday sclobbins.

So, today is inauguration day. The U.S. Inaugurates a new president. I welcome Donald J. Trump as our new president. And I celebrated with a good poo. This is a pretty nice one, too. A little orangish...kind of like our new president!

eNjoy.

19 Jan: Thursday thringle.

Regular week day poo. Nothing spectacular. Kind of soft, came out in chunklets.

eNjoy.

18 Jan: Wednesday whomple.

So, I sat down on the toilet, at work, and realized I hadn't covered the toilet sensor with toilet paper. That's the only way I can keep the toilet from flushing when I stand up to take the pic. But I thought I'd try anyway.

Two pics. Second taken as the autoflush toilet is doing its job.

eNjoy.

17 Jan: Tuesday flobbin.

Not particularly exciting morning work poo.

eNjoy.

16 Jan: Monday moigle.

Regular early morning Sunday work poo.

eNjoy.

15 Jan: Sunday dual schtimple.

Pooed twice on this Sunday. As you know, I don't usually poo twice in one day. And usually the second poo is liquid. Well. As it turns out, this second poo was almost completely liquid. But as it turns out, there was toilet paper floating on the surface of the water, ready to cradle the second poo. So it was a worthwhile pic.

eNjoy.

14 Jan: Saturday broigle.

Regular Saturday, post fast day poo. Not much ride to say.

eNjoy.

12 Jan: Thursday froiple.

Regular work poo. Not much else to say.

eNjoy.

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

10 Jan: Tuesday glooble.

Tuesday work poo. This came after lunch, which is a bit unusual. Had a big burrito bowl for lunch and when I got back to my desk I felt the familiar rumblings. Burrito bowl into stomach, pressure on small, then large intestines, rectum fills with poo, and it's time to go!

eNjoy.

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

9 Jan: Monday qualmper.

Monday work poo. Not spectacular. Fairly good for a poo in the work toilet though.

eNjoy.

8 Jan: Sunday glumper.

Post cheat day poo. Taken in the main floor bathroom...the one that gets all of the good pics. Not as good as Saturday's pic...But still a good pic. You can really see the folds and crevices.

eNjoy.

7 Jan: Saturday crundle.

Back at home, crapping on my favorite toilet. After my Friday fast day. And this of a nice poo pic. Better than those fluffy poo pics I take at work. Nice, sold, well formed looping log. This is what I work for. This is what I know you like.

eNjoy.

3 Jan: Tuesday dorkin.

Another fluffy work poo...taken early morning, back to work, post holiday "hangover." Not an impressive poo, but it's still poo.

eNjoy.

6 Jan: Friday glaknob.

Traveling this day. In a hotel. This hard little knob took some pushing. It wasn't as big as the pic makes out. But still a nice pic.

eNjoy.

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

2 Jan: Monday clumphle.

Happy New Year everybody! Looking forward to an excellent year of poos! I don't think I actually pooed on New Year's Day....so this is a two day load. Had the day off, so it's a good pic.

eNjoy.