Friday, working from home again. Second poo pic with the new phone. Again... not impressive. I don't know if the poos are just dark, or if some settings need to be adjusted in the camera. I'll do some experimenting.
eNjoy.
Friday, December 29, 2017
27 Dec: Wednesday fruphmim.
Wednesday, work from home poo. Got the Pixel 2 up and running. This is the first poo pics taken with the new phone. Not an impressive poo pic. The poo looks dark. Hopefully they get better. (I finally got the Blogger app on my new phone to work. A big deal... The app kept crashing yesterday, and I want looking forward to posting from the internet browser as it was a real pain.)
eNjoy.
25 Dec: Monday Christmas Day double glommer.
Christmas day. As with most days, I started off this day with a nice poo. And had another poo about two hours later. These will be the last pics taken by my trusty, three year old Samsung Note 4. Yep, I got a new phone for Christmas. I got a Google Pixel 2 XL. I've been complaining about my old phone for months....and now I can stop complaining.
I've heard good things about the camera on the new Google pixel phone, so I'm hoping for some really good poo pics for the new year. (I actually had to use the internet browser on my phone to publish these pics because the Blogger app on the new phone kept crashing when I tried to attach pics to the post. Tedious to say the least.)
eNjoy.
Thursday, December 28, 2017
24 Dec: Sunday schlumple
Sunday, Christmas Eve Day, and I had a nice poo. Unfortunately, it's not a spectacular pic. Oh well, they can't all be winners.
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Saturday, December 23, 2017
22 Dec: Friday glothing.
So.... Second day off in a long holiday weekend. Long today shopping and going rest for the holiday, and I started the day off right with a nice poo. Dropped it right after I woke up, just before 6 am. Big sloppy poo pat...a little darker, a little greener. But a good close up picture of a nice creamy turd.
eNjoy.
20 Dec: Wednesday wrumplle.
Mid week work poo. This is sort of a globular poo.....submerged, so the it's a bit different. Underwater poos always look looks they're covered in mist. A misty poo!
eNjoy.
19 Dec: Tuesday reglungle.
Back to work, and I immediately had to poo. Light little fluffkins. Not an exciting poo, but still a poo!
eNjoy.
18 Dec: Monday splunker.
I had the day off Monday... But I woke up really anyway, because, of course, I had to poo. And this is one nice big poo pat. And a pretty good poo pic.
eNjoy.
17 Dec: Sunday blobbits.
Sunday poo that felt a little bigger coming out than appears in the pic. Really...I felt like I shit an elephant after this poo. But the pic isn't really that exciting.
eNjoy.
16 Dec: Saturday drunkle.
Regular Saturday home poo. A more solid poo, and a really nice poo pic. This is a poo you can really appreciate.
eNjoy.
Saturday, December 16, 2017
13 Dec: Wednesday jorgle.
So, I've been stopped up a little lately. A day or two between poos. Better that than every day, lousy looking poos. That stoppage provided this very nice looking poo. Stuffy and creamy texture.
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Friday, December 8, 2017
8 Dec: Friday double strubble.
Didn't poo yesterday, so I had a big poo a brewin'. Turns out, it was a two poo day! And they're both pretty nice poos! The first poo if a bit of a close up... The turds weren't as big as they look. The second poo came after a big Fuddruckers bacon cheeseburger. Got home from the restaurant and I had to poo. And unlike most of my second poos, this one was solid! And not a bad pic!
eNjoy.
6 Dec: Wednesday strumple.
Middle of the week poo. Got to work, and I had to poo. Nice pic, nice poo.
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4 Dec: Monday jinkle.
Monday morning, early morning poo. Had the day off today, but I was awakened by a big poo. This felt pretty substantial coming out, but once again, the photo evidence doesn't support. Nice chunklets though, and not a bad pic.
eNjoy.
Sunday, December 3, 2017
3 Dec: Sunday scrumple.
Sunday poo with two views: the first with the flash and the second without...only the ambient light. The flash really makes a difference. About looks like two different poos. Any thoughts?
eNjoy.
2 Dec: Saturday drumple.
Another great Saturday poo pic. Woke up at 6, had a cup of coffee, and about 6:40 I felt the ole familiar rumbling. Big, soft pile of poo. I hope you enjoy all its creamy goodness.
eNjoy.
1 Dec: Friday spliggle.
Friday afternoon poo splooch. Not a pretty poo, but it gets the job done.
eNjoy.
30 Nov: Thursday blorgle.
I didn't poo the Tuesday or Wednesday before this early morning poo. Yep... This poo woke me up at 4 am DEMANDING to be free. And I obliged (like I had a choice). Big greasy, gooey plop.
eNjoy.
26 Nov: Sunday flobble.
This poo felt more substantial coming out than this pic reflects. It felt like about 12 pounds of poo came out. But it doesn't look like 12 pounds of poo. Oh well.
eNjoy.
25 Nov: Saturday splork.
Still digesting the Thanksgiving Day feast.... And that fest yielded a good poo pics this day. This is a good poo pic. You can see all the creamy texture.
eNjoy.
Saturday, December 2, 2017
24 Nov: Friday flumper.
Day after Thanksgiving...ate a lot of turkey last night. And that made for a pretty heathy poo on Friday. A nice, folded soft log.
eNjoy.
23 Nov: Thursday Thanksgiving Day squibble.
Woke up early Thanksgiving Day to have a nice poo. And a nice poo pic it is.
eNjoy.
Monday, November 20, 2017
20 Nov: Monday double strubble.
Monday plops. First pic is orange....first orange pic in a while. Sorry. Second pic wasn't orange, but not particularly spectacular.
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19 Nov: Sunday sprungle.
This was a Sunday poo that felt looked a lot more when it came out. I thought this would be a huge poo pile. And it turns out to be a couple of smallish logs.
eNjoy.
18 Nov: Saturday querble.
Another nice ooey, gooey Saturday poo pic. These are what we work for. Nice, creamy texture.
eNjoy.
17 Nov: Friday morple.
Another Friday poo splat. This one door of has the texture of soft serve ice cream.
eNjoy.
13 Nov: Monday Double Dongle
Pooed twice on Monday, both in the early morning. Second poo was actually quite pooagenic. Interesting, creamy texture.
eNjoy.
12 Nov: Sunday scroggle.
Interesting Sunday poo. Standing logs in blue water. Always something interesting.
eNjoy.
Saturday, November 11, 2017
11 Nov: Saturday chorple.
Big, fat Saturday poo pat. Big block. Another 5 wiper because of the consistency. Ah well...so I had to do a little extra work to get my bunghole clean. That'll work.
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10 Nov: Friday double plumper.
So, I didn't crap Wednesday or Thursday. The top poo, the first poo, woke me up from a sound sleep at 2 AM Friday morning. It was more substantial than it looks. And it was of medium consistency...you know, not too hard, not too soft. Which meant, as Richard Pryor said, I had to "wipe my ass for 5 hours."
Second poo came later in the afternoon. Finally, a good looking poo pic.
eNjoy.
Sunday, November 5, 2017
4 Nov: Saturday choople.
So...I missed a lot of poo pics this past week because of my failing cell phone. I know, I've been whining about my cell phone for a while. The guy at the cell phone store said that I was at rush of losing everything if my phone catastrophically fails. So I have to get a new phone. Just venting.
This poo pic of ok. Blue water, but the poo didn't come out orange.
eNjoy.
3 Nov: Friday scraingle.
Woke up early, drank coffee, and dropped a load before I got into the shower. Good deal. Always good to shower right after taking a poo. And despite the blue water, I still got a good poo pic.
eNjoy.
31 Oct: Tuesday Halloween ploop.
It's Halloween, and celebrated by having a nice poo. Plop, really. Ploopy pat. Poo Patty. Ooey and gooey.
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29 Oct: Sunday blumper.
Weekend poo...still have blue water, but finally a good poo pic. Finally.
eNjoy.
28 Oct: Saturday schlorping.
Weekend poo. Kind of fluffy long logs. But at least they aren't orange.
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27 Oct: Friday flurge.
Missed three days of poos because of a variety of ***k ups: camera failing, auto-flush toilet at work, blue water. This is my last orange poo for a while. I'm getting a new phone in the next week, so hopefully that will solve most of the problems.
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21 Oct: Saturday glunk.
We're using toilet treatment that turns the water blue. The problem is that blue color tends to wash out now turds even more. Too orange. Sorry.
eNjoy.
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