23 Sep: Friday flurgimble.

Didn't poo day before (Thursday)...So this is a two day load. Pretty good pic. Nice and clear.

eNjoy.

21 Sep: Wednesday klastumple.

Rare afternoon poo at work.

eNjoy.

What do you think?

So, I recently received a question asking if I'd been diagnosed with something. Presumably the person thought I had stools that looked abnormal. I'd like to get your input: What do you think? Do my turds look normal? I'm seriously asking for opinions here.

Feel free to chime in and get the dialog started. Rude or insensitive comments will be deleted.

20 Sep: Tuesday trungle.

Nice close up of a big, morning load. I woke up a little early, had a cup of coffee and immediately had to poo. This was in the downstairs bathroom, where I always get good pics.

eNjoy.

19 Sep: Monday morning maungel.

Started of the work week with a good poo. In the morning, before I showered. Always a good thing.

eNjoy.

18 Sep: Sunday crumbler.

Feasted yesterday, and drank beer. So this is a post feast-day, post beer-day plop. Good pic. The water level in the bowl in this toilet is low, the poos are always out of the water and ready for their close-ups!

eNjoy.

17 Sep: Saturday flumple.

Pretty typical Saturday, post cheat evening poo. Unfortunately, all of the pics came out a bit orange. I usually take 6 or 7 pics, and choose the best one to post. And with the flash, usually at least half of them come out overly orange. Saturday, they ALL came or orangeish. So, now you know what I have to deal with when putting these posts together.

eNjoy.

16 Sep: Friday draquidle.

First full day back home from the biz conference....also a day off. And I started it off with a nice poo. Unfortunately, my phone was below a 20% charge, so it wouldn't flash while taking a pic. But the pic still came out pretty good. Good poo.

eNjoy.

15 Sep: Thursday blonkle.

Last day at the business conference. Woke up early, had a cup of coffee, had a nice poo, took a shower, and then had a big, early breakfast provided by a vendor. Then, because it was such a big breakfast, I had to go back to my hotel room to take a second crap before the 9 am brief started. So it was: poo, shower, fresh, breakfast, poo, fresh no longer. Ah well. I knew the poo would likely come. Big meals often induce a poo. And this was a BIG bacon and eggs breakfast. So it was worth it. (Only the pre-shower poo is included. Second poo was mostly liquid, and not pooagenic. That's ok...the first poo was a good one.)

14 Sep: Wednesday plobber.

Had an early breakfast, and then went back to my room to have a nice poo before the conference briefings started at 9. I wasn't fresh as the briefings started, but I still kind of liked the timing. Not a spectacular poo, but...whatever. Even Jordan had off days.

eNjoy.

13 Sep: Tuesday blormpkin.

First full day at the conference. Hotel is still nice. Toilet is still different. Better poo pic, however.

eNjoy.

12 Sep: Monday traveling glorcas.

Traveling out of town for a business conference. Nice hotel. Big hotel. Strange toilet. Not a spectacular poo.

eNjoy.

11 Sep: Sunday hangover churmp.

Stayed up late the previous night with neighbors....drank a LOT. Woke up Sunday morning really hungover. Dropped this fine dollup when I felt like absolute ass Sunday afternoon about 3 pm. Great pic though. The water in the bowl is low, so the poo is perfectly visible. Download and enlarge and you can get some great detail. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

10 Sep: Saturday clorpum.

Pooed twice this morning. First pooed burned....a result of the jalapenos I had on my hot dog yesterday while seeing Suicide Squad at the theater. Good hot dog, so-so movie. But man did my ass burn!

Second poo was little florf-lets. Not too bad for a second poo.

eNjoy.

9 Sep: Friday florump.

So....I pooed this morning, directly BEFORE I showered. Exactly the opposite of yesterday. Pooing before you shower is the best. And I didn't have to wash my hands after I pooed because I jumped right in the shower!

eNjoy.

8 Sep: Thursday splort.

So, get this: I woke up this morning and showered and shaved getting ready to go to work. Immediately AFTER shaving I had to poo.  10 minutes AFTER I showered.  The worst possible timeline for pooing. I didn't work out at lunch, so I was less than fresh all day. All day! And it wasn't even a good pic!

eNjoy.

6 Sep: Tuesday splorthum.

Vacation is over. Back to work. <sigh>

eNjoy

5 Sep: Monday Labor Day glorphum.

First full day back home...enjoying the Labor Day off. Two different views of the same poo. One with the flash, one without. Can you tell which is which? Just thought I'd change things up.

eNjoy.

4 Sep: Sunday flumper.

This is the day we leave the beach. Tropical storm Hermine has passed I'd by and left an angry ocean in her wake. Early morning plop. Not really pooagenic. I also included a picture of the beach right before I left.

eNjoy.

3 Sep: Saturday tropical storm schmorklets.

Last full day on vacation...last day at the beach. And on the last day...we have tropical storm Hermine blowing through. Obviously not a beach day. Got this picture before the power went off. Pretty good little turdlets.

eNjoy.

30 Aug: Tuesday beach glumpus.

Second full day at the beach. Rented condo toilet...bad lighting. And my phone was dead, so I to use my iPad to take the pic. The iPad doesn't have a flash, the pic is even worse. Meh. It is what it is. It's still beach poo.

2 Sep: Friday flourgum.

Fifth full day at the beach. You can't wipe the smile of my face. Had a good poo...nice solid log. And took a better pic. Supposed to get shitty weather on Saturday. Going to be cooped up in the condo. So I can work on my poos!

eNjoy.

1 Sep: Thursday thrailing.

Still at the beach, enjoying my vacation. This isn't a good pic. Terrible lighting...even with the flash turned on on my phone.

eNjoy.

31 Aug: Wednesday beach phlog.

Third full day at the beach. Rented condo, strange toilet, bad lighting= not a good poo pic. 

Actually, as I look at it, this isn't a bag pic. But some of the pics coming up are.  

eNjoy.