Monday, March 28, 2016

28 Mar: Monday skunkle.

This poo pat woke me up this morning at 5 am. The picture isn't very good because I was sitting in the dark. It was my intention to go back to bed after the poo, so I didn't turn on the light.

eNjoy.

Sunday, March 27, 2016

27 Mar: Sunday gorp.

Cheated yesterday, drank LOT of beer. So this is beer poo. A little softer than normal.

eNjoy.

Saturday, March 26, 2016

26 Mar: Two blork Saturday

Fasted but didn't crap yesterday. Then feasted last night. And drank beer. That equates to two craps this morning. Two pretty substantial craps. Mostly soft, still looking kind of orange in the blue water.

eNjoy.

Friday, March 25, 2016

24 Mar: Thursday schlope.

Poo pat..taken at work. Not bad.

eNjoy.

22 Mar: Tuesday thunkles.

Strange looking, piebald looking poo. Multi-colored poo. Not quite sure why.

eNjoy.

20 Mar: Sunday orange plop.

At home, more green water, which makes for more orange poo.

eNjoy.

19 Mar: Saturday schlorg.

Post cheat evening Saturday poo. Green water, plus poo that sinks equals a bad poo pic.

eNjoy.

18 Mar: Friday flop.

So, I get to work, and immediately have to poo. Nice poo pile, but didn't work out at lunch, so I wasn't fresh the rest of the day. And you know how I feel about that.

eNjoy.

17 March: Thursday mid morning flurm.

Mid morning poo break. Didn't work out at lunch so I was un-fresh the rest of the day. Another nice log.

eNjoy.

16 Mar: Wednesday woungle.

Late afternoon work log. Nice log. Nice texture.

eNjoy.

15 Mar: Tuesday tuiglop.

Work poo chunklets.

eNjoy.

14 Mar: Monday morgle.

Typical Monday home poo.

eNjoy.

Sunday, March 13, 2016

13 Mar: Sunday schlorgle.

Feasted yesterday, drank beer. Made for a nice poo this morning. Still, the blue water makes the poo look so orange.

eNjoy.

Saturday, March 12, 2016

12 Mar: Saturday back home schmorkle.

So...back home from biz travel. Drank a lot last night when I got home. Ate shit. Had two nice poos this morning. And we're back to the blue water.

eNjoy.

11 Mar: Friday flinkpod.

Last day of travel. Took this poo before I went into the training facility. The training facility was secure...So I couldn't take poo pics there. That's why poo pics this year have been few and far between.

eNjoy.

10 Mar: Thursday throumple.

Still traveling. Still in the hotel. This poo was obviously a sinker. Nothing to write home about.

eNjoy.

9 Mar: Wednesday klompis.

Traveling. This was in a hotel. Not a bad poo pic.

eNjoy.

6 Mar: Sunday airport miss.

Traveling today. This is in the Dallas airport. I couldn't cover up the sensor, so I missed the poo pic.

Sunday, March 6, 2016

6 Mar: Sunday glompus.

Full cheat day yesterday. Drank beer and ate pasta. Nice, orangish poo, in light blue water. Almost something you'd order from a menu, at a restaurant, no?

eNjoy.

Saturday, March 5, 2016

5 Mar: Saturday floberth.

Feasted last night....chicken wings and donuts. Nice poo this nothing. And the blue water had faded a little so the pic came out nice.

eNjoy.

4 Mar: Friday glimpet.

Day off, poo taken at home. Blue water makes the poo look orange. Hmph.

eNjoy.

3 Mar: Thursday quertle.

Taken at work....Poo sank, so the pic isn't very good. Hmph.

eNjoy.

2 Mar: Wednesday blue water sklumph.

My spousal equivalent started using that blue water toilet cleaning stuff. So every time you flush, the bowl fills up with blue water. Ugh. This would have been a good poo pic except for the blue water.

eNjoy.

1 Mar: New month Tuesday phlork.

Taken at work...not a good pic. And not a particularly impressive poo.

eNjoy.

29 Feb: 2 glimph Monday leap day!

We only get to see Feb 29th once every four years. I celebrated with two poos!

eNjoy.