29 Nov: Sunday glumpkis.

Pigged out last night. Drank beer and vodka. Are crab legs. And pie. Apple pie. And then pooed twice this morning. First poo is kind of two toned. Second poo came 30 minutes after the first. Really good picture on the first.

eNjoy.

28 Nov: Saturday shtunkle.

Beer and pizza last night, after a day of fasting. Cherry pie for dessert. Nice poo. As always, came out fast.

eNjoy.

27 Nov: Friday phlorgle.

Day after Thanksgiving. Been percolating all that turkey and stuffing. Can't say I see a lot of difference in my poo. Oh well.

eNjoy.

26 Nov: Thanksgiving Day quangle.

Holiday today. Today is the day we Americans give thanks. I gave thanks for smart phones and blogging apps allowing me to conveniently blog about my poo, from my phone.

Had turkey with all of the trimmings. Can't wait to see my next poo!

eNjoy.

25 Nov: Wednesday blorple.

Working from home today. Had a nice poo directly after my first cup of coffee. Really good pic of the plop. You can see every nook and cranny.

eNjoy.

24 Nov: Tuesday twaddle.

Pooped when I got to work. Gym was closed....so no shower at lunch. Unfresh all day. But a pretty good poo. Little rough around the edges....but a nice, solid log.

eNjoy.

23 Nov: Monday orgle.

Standard, post weekend poo. Carbed it up pretty good, ask weekend, including beer on Saturday and a Guinness with my burger yesterday. Beer makes for good poo.

eNjoy.

22 Nov: Sunday snirflets.

Poo this morning felt like it was going to come out liquid. Came out kind if in between. Little poolets.

eNjoy.

21 Nov: Two flaunkus Saturday

So I pooed soon after I woke this morning. As you can see, it was a long, hard poo. Rare for me. Then, as is my Saturday tradition, I went to get McDonald's breakfast. As I was in the McD's drive through line, I got the old familiar intestinal rumbling. I paid and I got my food, and then drive like the wind back home.

And it was a close thing. I just made it to the bathroom to take my second glork pf the day. As ususal, my second poo was MUCH softer than the first of the day. I was able to get close enough to get some good detail.

eNjoy.

20 Nov: Friday flurgle.

Didn't poo yesterday. Today I did! Woke up. Coffee. Poo. Shower. Always a good start to the day.

eNjoy.

18 Nov: Wednesday clouvle.

I crapped this poo before I left for work. As you can see, it's a bit more solid than my regular poos. You can see some impressive marbling toward the top. Came out like one of my tertiary poos though....fast.

eNjoy.

17 Nov: Tuesday drumphle.

Monday was the last day in the hotel. Checked out early. Got caught in the lobby bathroom, after a quick breakfast, and had a nice poo, but I missed it because l didn't have my phone.

This poo is my first back home poo. Nice pic. Nice, ooey, gooey poo.

eNjoy.

15 Nov: Sunday skrank.

Still out out town, in a hotel. Unimpressive little splat.

eNjoy.

14 Nov: Saturday grumple.

This is a two day load. Away on business, and pooed in a hotel. Hotel poo. Hopoo.

eNjoy.

12 Nov: 2 sphrunkle Thursday.

Pooed in the morning, and then again in the afternoon. Two pretty good dumpers. Which explains why I didn't poo on Friday!

eNjoy.

11 Nov: Wednesday glonker.

It's a national holiday today in the USA, so I thought I'd celebrate by having a nice poo.

eNjoy.

10 Nov: Tuesday florgle.

Nice little morning poo. Nice pic. Off from work today. So I didn't have to worry about being fresh at work today.

eNjoy.

9 Nov: Monday double glurge.

Two poos Monday. Probably because I've been reading a lot of carbs. Some pretty good pics too.

eNjoy.

8 Nov: Sunday glorklets.

Post cheat day poo. Although to be honest....I really have sort of abandoned the low carb lifestyle. Every day is more or less a cheat day, these days.

eNjoy.

7 Nov: Saturday sploagh.

Pretty hefty, post food binge poo. Looks like corn, although I didn't have corn yesterday. Hmmm. Must have been hiding out somewhere.

eNjoy.

6 Nov: Friday dorklets.

Pooed at work today...after my morning shower. Hmph. So, sometimes you have to go through the day not fresh. Sigh. And the poo wasnt that impressive. If I'd gotten closer to one of the nugs, you'd miss the whole experience.

eNjoy.

5 Nov: Thursday thrulkis.

A most unimpressive poo. I crapped this before I worked out. Sorry for this effort. I'll do better next time.

eNjoy.

4 Nov: Wednesday second glompkin.

I pooed twice yesterday. And at the top, you can see the corn that was in the previous day's chili!

eNjoy.

4 Nov: Wednesday plork.

Again this morning, I pooed right after I woke up. Nice, goopy turd. Felt like a lot of poo when it came out. Very satisfying poo.

eNjoy.

3 Nov: Tuesday splumpkin.

Another day when I had to poo BEFORE drinking coffee...first thing after I wake up. Actually I think I had two sips of coffee before I had to poo. Still....I pooed before my shower, so I was fresh all day.

eNjoy.

2 Nov: Monday glormkin.

So I pooed immediately upon waking yesterday. Before coffee. Before anything. Which was unusual. I then had to poo again, 20 minutes later, just before I jumped into the shower. But it was BEFORE my shower...so I went to work fresh.

eNjoy.

1 Nov: Sunday new month sulkis.

Last night was Halloween. Drank beer, ate wings, and ate Halloween candy. Interesting candy-fueled poo.

eNjoy.