28 Sep: Monday morphlus.

Day off today. Drank distilled spirits last night, and ate snacks. Moderate amount of carbs. But a nice gooey poo.

eNjoy.

27 Sep: Sunday flurge.

Full cheat day yesterday. Drank beer and watched football. Heavy snacks for dinner. And then rum. Yum.

eNjoy.

26 Sep: Saturday schlunkle.

Cheated last night. Drank beer. Nice poo as a result.

eNjoy.

25 Sep: Friday schwulmp.

Another good pic. Took this dump directly after I got to work. And I didn't work out and shower at lunch. So I spent the whole day less than fresh.

eNjoy.

24 Sep: Thursday ghrulch.

I didn't crap yesterday...so this is a two day load. Good pic. I definitely take better pics from home. And my phone definitely takes better pics than my old digital camera. Take a look at the pics from when I first started this blog 4 years ago.

The more recent pics are much better.

eNjoy.

20 Sep: Sunday qualsch.

So....Sunday after cheat day. Picture was taken with my iPad. So took me a while to get it into my blog. Edited a bit, as much as possible....pic still isn't good because, as far as I can tell, the iPad doesn't have a flash. So the picture is a little fuzzy. That's ok...you can still tell that it's a turd.

eNjoy.

22 Sep: Tuesday phlunkle.

Pooed yesterday, after I got to work. And after I showered. So, not fresh until my noon workout. Sigh.

eNjoy.

21 Sep: Monday snorklets.

This doesn't look like a lot of poo. It FELT like a lot coming out, but doesn't look like a lot. Funny how that works. Sometimes it doesn't feel like a lot, and there is a huge pile.

Some is submerged and hidden, so there is probably more poo than appears.

eNjoy.

18 Sep: Friday drilp.

Another, smaller loaf. Crap taken before I showered and went to work. Loaves are always a good thing.

eNjoy.

17 Sep: Thursday gloaf.

I didn't crap yesterday...so the pictured turd was brewing for 2 days. Unusual. I normally don't pinch loafs this well formed.

eNjoy.

15 Sep: Tuesday schlumpkis.

Pretty standard glorklets.

eNjoy.

14 Sep: Monday schloinkle.

Interesting post cheat weekend poo. Kind of fluffy. I'm not sure What the red specs are. Any ideas from my readers?

eNjoy.

13 Sep: Sunday phlumpus.

Yesterday was cheat day, which means I drank beer after my workout. And I ate pizza and dessert last night. And that always means I poo first thing in the morning when I wake up.

Part of this poo is floating, and part of it sank. Not sure why.

eNjoy.

12 Sep: Saturday schlumpus.

Fasted yesterday, and then feasted. Drank beer, ate junk. Woke up this morning to a nice, gooey carb inspired poo.

eNjoy.

11 Sep: Friday phlumplets.

After yesterday's weird green poo, today's regular brown logs were a relief. Really happy to see brown poo.

eNjoy.

10 Sep: Thursday gorks.

Poo this morning was dark green. Without the flash from the camera it looked almost black. Have to look that I one up. Weird.

eNjoy.

9 Sep: Wednesday chrumplets.

I've been pooing in the morning, pretty regularly, before I shower. Turds have been pretty soft though. Nothing to write home about.

8 Sep: Tuesday phlormp.

Early morning poo. Nothing spectacular. Looks like corn in my poo....although I haven't had corn in a while.

eNjoy.

7 Sep: Monday blurmph.

So, I'm back from holiday. And today is Labor Day here in the US. It means a Monday off work (for most) and signifies the unofficial end of summer. And I celebrated with a very nice crap. And a great picture. Dark and light poo, like an Oreo cookie.

eNjoy.

6 Sep: Sunday phlump.

Last day of holiday. Pizza and beer last night. Better poo...and better picture.

eNjoy.

5 Sep: Saturday giblets.

Still on holiday. Still crapping irregularly. Still carbing it up big time...I'm on vacation after all. Drinking a lot of beer.

eNjoy.

4 Sep: Friday frinkle.

Bad picture. Sorry. But you can tell I had corn on the cob last night.

eNjoy.

2 Sep: Wednesday flurplets.

Still on holiday....pics still substandard. This one was a little better. And I've been carbing up all week but my poos have been very inconsistent.

eNjoy.

1 Sep: Tuesday churd.

Still out of town, on holiday. Unfortunately, the toilet I'm using doesn't allow for very good poos.

eNjoy.

31 Aug: Monday snirklets.

Out of town, reading a lot of carbs, on vacation. Drinking a lot of beer. Hoping for some really good poos later on in the week.

eNjoy.

30 Aug: Sunday schmorkle.

Post cheat day poo. Meh.

eNjoy.