28 Dec: Monday draophlis.

So....holiday weekend. Lots of food and drink. This is the resulting poo. Had body's l vodka tonics last night. Along with pizza. Pizza poo.

eNjoy.

27 Dec: Sunday florger.

So, I feasted and drank all day Friday and Saturday. Lots of carbs, lots of alcohol. This log came out quickly, as always. It FELT bigger than it looks. It looked darker in person that it does in the pic.

eNjoy.

26 Dec: Saturday broanph.

Day after Christmas poo. Feasted and drank and made merry all day yesterday. And this poo is the result.

eNjoy.

24 Dec: Thursday phloatgle.

Two views....close and closer. Otherwise, not a very exciting poo.

eNjoy.

23 Dec: Wednesday braigle.

I didn't poo yesterday....and had to poo this morning, after I got to work. But it was at the gym. So pooed, I worked out, took a shower, and went to work fresh. This pic was taken in the gym locker room, so it isn't very good.

eNjoy.

21 Dec: Monday morphlem

Big nice poo after a weekend filled with carbs. Really good pic. Taken in the main floor bathroom.

eNjoy.

20 Dec: Sunday schlumpkis

Sunday poo, after a day of carbing it up. Nice pic.

eNjoy.

19 Dec: Saturday schmorklets.

So....regular Saturday poo. Drank beer last night. Had a nice poo.

eNjoy.

18 Dec: Friday flump.

I crapped late the previous evening (and it was a big poo), so I thought it would be a while before I pooed again. I was wrong. As soon as I got to work--about 6:30 am--I had to poo. Another big load. This is what happens when you don't poo for two days.

eNjoy.

17 Dec: Thursday hump.

I didn't crap on Wednesday. At all. And it was looking like I wasn't going to crap again on Thursday. Then late on the evening, I got the stirrings. Sat down on the toilet in the master bathroom for a nice poo. I had to push this one a little....usually they come sloshing right out. Poo was a little darker.

eNjoy.

14 Dec: Monday phlang.

Two poos today....both at work. Neither very impressive. Second poo was little chunklets. Oh well.

eNjoy

13 Dec: Sunday glunker.

Nice Sunday poo. Beer and pizza last night. Normal poo, on the main floor bathroom always gets the best pics. I think it's because the bowl is shallower, so some of the poo is usually above the water.

eNjoy.

12 Dec: Saturday schlunker.

Saturday morning, post cheat evening poo. Drank beer and ate pizza last night. Good looking poo!

eNjoy.

10 Dec: Thursday fraophl.

Not very exciting poo pic. This one felt like a big one coming out, but failed to impress upon closer inspection. Taken at work, and those pics are always less exciting.

8 Dec: Tuesday tuelgos.

Pooed before leaving for work. Was fresh all day. Nice. And nice pic.

eNjoy.

7 Dec: Monday mungle.

As always....a pretty carb rich weekend. Not a particularly impressive poo. Took the pic at work so....less than stellar pic.

eNjoy.

6 Dec: Sunday shwerple.

Morning after cheat day. Always a good poo day. And a nice pic.

5 Dec: Saturday phlule.

Nice Saturday post cheat night poo. Good pic.

eNjoy.

4 Dec: Friday quenchle.

Nice Friday poo. I took the pic in my upstairs bathroom, before work. Nice looking plop. Went to work fresh.

eNjoy.

3 Dec: Thursday thrump.

Another pic taken at work. A little better because I focused closer.

eNjoy.

2 Dec: Wednesday kroumple.

Not a very impressive poo. I just don't take good poo pics at work.

eNjoy.

1 Dec: Two frunkle Tuesday.

Two poos on Tuesday. Not much else to say. Asshole is a little sore because of all the wiping.

eNjoy.

30 Nov: Five schmurple Monday.

So....I ended up crapping three times on Sunday. And then on Monday, I crapped FIVE TIMES!! FIVE. And I got pics of them all. None of them were serious poos. And the fourth was preceded by the longest, loudest fart I've EVER let loose. Seriously. I was really gassy during the last four poos.

So I had to wipe my ass FIVE times yesterday. You know how hard that can be on an ass?

eNjoy.

29 Nov: Sunday glumpkis.

Pigged out last night. Drank beer and vodka. Are crab legs. And pie. Apple pie. And then pooed twice this morning. First poo is kind of two toned. Second poo came 30 minutes after the first. Really good picture on the first.

eNjoy.

28 Nov: Saturday shtunkle.

Beer and pizza last night, after a day of fasting. Cherry pie for dessert. Nice poo. As always, came out fast.

eNjoy.

27 Nov: Friday phlorgle.

Day after Thanksgiving. Been percolating all that turkey and stuffing. Can't say I see a lot of difference in my poo. Oh well.

eNjoy.

26 Nov: Thanksgiving Day quangle.

Holiday today. Today is the day we Americans give thanks. I gave thanks for smart phones and blogging apps allowing me to conveniently blog about my poo, from my phone.

Had turkey with all of the trimmings. Can't wait to see my next poo!

eNjoy.

25 Nov: Wednesday blorple.

Working from home today. Had a nice poo directly after my first cup of coffee. Really good pic of the plop. You can see every nook and cranny.

eNjoy.

24 Nov: Tuesday twaddle.

Pooped when I got to work. Gym was closed....so no shower at lunch. Unfresh all day. But a pretty good poo. Little rough around the edges....but a nice, solid log.

eNjoy.

23 Nov: Monday orgle.

Standard, post weekend poo. Carbed it up pretty good, ask weekend, including beer on Saturday and a Guinness with my burger yesterday. Beer makes for good poo.

eNjoy.

22 Nov: Sunday snirflets.

Poo this morning felt like it was going to come out liquid. Came out kind if in between. Little poolets.

eNjoy.

21 Nov: Two flaunkus Saturday

So I pooed soon after I woke this morning. As you can see, it was a long, hard poo. Rare for me. Then, as is my Saturday tradition, I went to get McDonald's breakfast. As I was in the McD's drive through line, I got the old familiar intestinal rumbling. I paid and I got my food, and then drive like the wind back home.

And it was a close thing. I just made it to the bathroom to take my second glork pf the day. As ususal, my second poo was MUCH softer than the first of the day. I was able to get close enough to get some good detail.

eNjoy.

20 Nov: Friday flurgle.

Didn't poo yesterday. Today I did! Woke up. Coffee. Poo. Shower. Always a good start to the day.

eNjoy.

18 Nov: Wednesday clouvle.

I crapped this poo before I left for work. As you can see, it's a bit more solid than my regular poos. You can see some impressive marbling toward the top. Came out like one of my tertiary poos though....fast.

eNjoy.

17 Nov: Tuesday drumphle.

Monday was the last day in the hotel. Checked out early. Got caught in the lobby bathroom, after a quick breakfast, and had a nice poo, but I missed it because l didn't have my phone.

This poo is my first back home poo. Nice pic. Nice, ooey, gooey poo.

eNjoy.

15 Nov: Sunday skrank.

Still out out town, in a hotel. Unimpressive little splat.

eNjoy.

14 Nov: Saturday grumple.

This is a two day load. Away on business, and pooed in a hotel. Hotel poo. Hopoo.

eNjoy.

12 Nov: 2 sphrunkle Thursday.

Pooed in the morning, and then again in the afternoon. Two pretty good dumpers. Which explains why I didn't poo on Friday!

eNjoy.

11 Nov: Wednesday glonker.

It's a national holiday today in the USA, so I thought I'd celebrate by having a nice poo.

eNjoy.

10 Nov: Tuesday florgle.

Nice little morning poo. Nice pic. Off from work today. So I didn't have to worry about being fresh at work today.

eNjoy.