Wednesday, December 31, 2014

31 Dec: Wednesday, two New Year's Eve phlards.

So, today is New Year's Eve. I've been cheating a lot lately....what the he'll, right? It's the holidays. So I drank beer last night while watching bowl games. And I ate a lot of sugary sweets for deserts. And I got a big fat glork this morning! I really like the camera on my new phone. It's taking some really good pictures.
I plan plan to kick it up this evening. Can't wait to see what my poo looks like tomorrow!
eNjoy.

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

30 Dec: Tuesday phlurd.

First real poo pic taken with my new Samsung Galaxy Note 4. This smartphone has nice camera. Bottom pic is a different slice of my world.

eNjoy.

29 Dec: Monday night poo.

So, I woke up in the middle of the night, and had to poo. I didn't turn on any of the lights, because I wanted to go back to bed, and I didn't want bright lights to screw up my cycle. So, I pooed in the dark. And used the flash on the new camera. And we had night poo.

eNjoy.

Sunday, December 28, 2014

28 Dec: Sunday slunmph.

So, full cheat cheat day yesterday. Chicken wings, pizza, beer and rum. Resulting in Nice splat this morning. Had to poo, right after waking. Barely two sips of coffee. Have to admit, as tasty as this poo looks, it was a bit odoriforous. Go look that up.

eNjoy.

Saturday, December 27, 2014

27 Dec: Day after, day after Christmas gloompf.

So, I cheated last night, drank beer. Had to poo this morning immediately after waking up. And so it goes. Nice little gloomph.

eNjoy.

Friday, December 26, 2014

26 Dec: Friday day after Christmas glormph.

So yesterday was Christmas,  and we made very merry.  Lots of food,  lots of drink...effectively a full cheat day. I ate cookies and drank beer,  although not in that order.  This is the first poo pic with the my new phone...a Samsung  Galaxy Note 4. Nice phone, and the camera is really good.  I think I'll be taking many,  many good poo pics with this.

eNjoy.

25 Dec: Thursday Christmas poo.

So,  it's Christmas day.  A great day of giving and spending with the family.  It's also a day to poo.  I took this pic with my iPad because I got a new phone and hadn't done the swap yet.  Old phone was powered down and hadn't set up the new phone.

Anyway....Merry Christmas everybody,  and I hope you eNjoy my yuletide poo!

24 Dec: Wednesday Christmas Eve poo.

Day off.  Gotta do some shopping,  but first I had to take a poo.

eNjoy.

23 Dec: Tuesday glork.

Nice little chunklets.

eNjoy.

Monday, December 22, 2014

22 Dec: Monday glomp.

I woke up this morning, and immediately pooed. Good, because I hadn't showered yet. I then showered and was fresh. But on the drive to work, I got more rumblings. When I got to work, I immediately had to poo. Really more gas than poo, but as you can see, there was some poo. Now I'm not fresh.

eNjoy.

Sunday, December 21, 2014

21 Dec: Second Sunday slout.

Second poo today. And pretty substantial. All in all, a good effort for a second poo. Sometimes that happens after a full cheat day.  Nice little ploop.

eNjoy.

21 Dec: Sunday slirg.

So, yesterday was a full cheat day. I drank a lot of beer watching the Redskins beat the Eagles! Are crab legs and pizza and drank cinnamon whiskey and rum and blueberry flavored red bull. And ate pie for dessert. That all made for a pretty substantial plop this morning. Right after I woke up. Didn't even have time coffee. Wake up, and--braaaaap!

eNjoy.

Saturday, December 20, 2014

20 Dec: Saturday slorp.

So, cheat night last night. Beer and chicken wings. And just look at the poo that's the result...

eNjoy.

Friday, December 19, 2014

19 Dec: Friday flork.

Drank rum last night....And are way too much yesterday, so the poo cane immediately this morning after I started my first cup of coffee.

eNjoy.

18 Dec: Second Thursday thlop.

Second poo today. Usually second poos are plops. Not this time. Had a big burger for lunch, then I had to poo. Looks kinda like roast beef, no?

eNjoy.

Thursday, December 18, 2014

18 Dec: Thursday thunk.

I haven't crapped since Monday. So I knew I had a big one brewing. I've been fasting a lot lately, meaning less food, which translates to less poo. I assume. But eventually, you have to poo, right?

So I wake up this morning at 5 am, take one sip of coffee, and I have to poo. And poo I did. Felt like that turd was sliding out of me for a minute and a half. One of those really satisfying craps. And this, you must admit, is a quite pooagenic turd

eNjoy.

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

15 Dec: Monday mung.

So...sort of a cheat weekend. Made for a messy Monday poo.

eNjoy.

14 Dec: Sunday schlurg.

This plop odd the result of a full cheat day....

eNjoy.

13 Dec: Saturday sludge.

Post cheat night poo...Nice poo, big, longish poo. This of what happens to your poo on beer!

eNjoy.

11 Dec: Thursday thurmp.

Thursday pre workout, pre shower poo.

The goal is always to be fresh.

eNjoy.

10 Dec: Wednesday wuhlmp.

Hump day poo. Messy. But fun.

eNjoy.

9 Dec: Tuesday chunklets.

Standard chunklets. Pooed before showering...always a good thing.

eNjoy.

8 Dec: Monday moglurn.

So, smallish turds, after a relatively light Sunday.

eNjoy.

7 Dec: Sunday squilg.

After a full cheat day...done long, drawn out turds. Nice.

eNjoy.

6 Dec: Saturday slorg.

Chest night last night, which mashed fir Ann immediate poo the next morning.

eNjoy.

5 Dec: Friday fluffles.

It's puffy and fluffy, it's phluffy poo...

4 Dec: Thursday thrallg.

I've been out of town, now I'm back home. Back to regular home poos.

3 Dec: Wednesday waaggle.

Kind of a smallish poo....

2 Dec: Tuesday trolg.

Regular day...