30 Aug: Friday beach glerp.

So, I'm still at the beach. Because I'm cheating and drinking beer, I'm crapping every day. Ha!

eNjoy.

28 Aug: Thursday Beerpoo phlat!

So I woke up early, as I normally do,  and I drank a cup of coffee. And that resulted, as it normally does, in me having to crap. And crap I did. Nice little poo. I am on vacation, and consequently drinking a lot of beer. Beer + poo = beerpoo!

27 Aug: Wednesday, fishpoo.

So, I'm at the beach, I caught a fish, and I took a nice poo. Fish + poo = fishpoo! The fish I caught is called a Spot. You can probably tell why.

eNjoy!

26 Aug: beach + poo = beachpoo!

So, I'm at the beach (bottom pic is the view from our beachfront condo) and I took a poo. Beachpoo!

eNjoy.

25 Aug: Monday beach poo.

First day at the beach. Will be cheating all week (it's my vacation), so I expect to crap every day. Had beer and oysters last night. Beer usually makes for a good poo. And today we had some pretty good chunklets.

eNjoy.

24 Aug: Sunday logs.

So, I didn't crap Friday OR Yesterday. And I always crap on Saturday--because I cheat Friday night and drink beer. Which results in a solid Saturday poo. Not yesterday.

 

But this morning resulted in a seriously log. Nicely formed.  Ha.

 

eNjoy!

 

20 Aug: Wednesday stick.

Little log. Some struggle getting it out. Not a good pic--took it at work, and the light was weird.

 

I still don't know why sometimes the pics orient vertically and sometimes they orient (like here) horizontally. Anybody know?

 

eNjoy.

 

19 Aug: Tuesday toggle.

Some pretty hefty logs. You can see the corn I had to eat the day before! Yum!

 

eNjoy!

 

17 Aug: Sunday plorp.

It's been a while since I posted. That's because I haven't been crapping a lot lately. But I don't feel constipated. The crap below is a pretty hefty post cheat day poo. Some nice chunkies.

 

eNjoy.

 

 

16 Aug: Saturday slurd.

And...

13 Aug: Wednesday whilp.

See the red in the lower chunk? That's not blood...it's a pimento!

 

eNjoy.

 

12 Aug: Tuesday twerp.

So, I crapped yesterday, but it was was when I was in the bathroom at home, and I didn't get a picture because I didn't have my phone. Sigh. But today's crap was pretty good one. Logs were a little skinnier than I would have liked, but, blame that on my asshole. Too tight. Or maybe my poo is too soft. Hmmmmm....

eNjoy.

10 Aug: Sunday glorp.

So yesterday was a full cheat day. Drank beer, ate potato chips...ingested a lot of carbs. And took a pretty solid dump this morning. Nicely formed log. Not too shabby.

eNjoy.

9 Aug: Saturday morning splurd.

So this is a regular Saturday morning crap. Beer and pizza, and a bug apple fritter last night produced this nicely formed turd. I think I will use the flash on all further pics...the pics seen to be better focused when I do.

Enjoy.

8 Aug: Second Friday slurp.

So, second poo of the day. Not bad...the old colon is still spewing 'me out purty regular.

eNjoy.

8 Aug: Friday middle of the night poo.

I woke up at 2 am, and I had to poo. And I did! What you see below is the result of my early morning poo. And there you go. What else were you expecting from me at 2 am?

eNjoy.

6 Aug: Wednesday blurb

So...

5 Aug: Tuesday, big steaming pile 'o poo.

So, working from home today. Pretty standard post coffee, non cheat day poo. Wish I could get it in better focus. A photographer I ain't.

eNjoy.

3 Aug: Sunday glurp.

So, yesterday was a full cheat say. I did my 5 mile run, and then drank lots of beer. I only drink beer on cheat Saturdays. And I drank a lot of beer. So what we have below is beer poo. Nice poo. 

eNjoy.

2 Aug: Second Saturday blorp.

So, I expected a second poo this morning, but this solid mound was unexpected. This is a hive ooey, gooey load! Nice texture! And floating on the surface so the camera could get nice and tight.

eNjoy.

2 Aug: Saturday logs.

Well, some nice logs here. Regular post cheat Friday evening binge poo. Drank beer and cider last night, along with eating Dominoes Philly cheesesteak pizza. Good stuff. And good poo!

eNjoy.

1 Aug: Friday new month baby log.

So, today the plan is to work out at lunch. So I have a couple of quick sips of coffee, before I shower. And as I'm brushing my teeth, I feel a crap coming on. And there she blows...a baby log, BEFORE I shower. Anyways the way to do it to germ fresh before going to work.

eNjoy.

31 July: Thursday pile.

So, the plan is to work out at work, before the work day starts. I can do that because my carpool gets to work very early. I get to my desk, stash my stuff, and immediately have to crap. That worked out well. Because I then worked out, showered, and went to my desk. And I was fresh. That's the goal...shit and THEN shower. Shit, shower and shave, as we say in the navy. Ha!

eNjoy.