Tuesday, April 29, 2014

28 Apr: Monday mound.

So, it's Monday morning. I'm at work by 6:30. I'm going to the gym before work today, and I'm hoping to poop before I work out. That way, as discussed previously, I can wash my ass during the post workout sitter, and go back to my desk completely fresh. And that's how it worked out. A quick stop of coffee at my desk, and 10 grams of BCAAs before the workout, and I was ready to poo. And poo I did.

eNjoy.

Sunday, April 27, 2014

27 Apr: Sunday pole.

Well...I'm at home, and yesterday was a full cheat day. And I got a nice solid turd. Always more gratifying than a plop. Ha!
 
eNjoy.
 

26 Apr: Saturday slorp.

So...cheat night last night.....pizza and beer, and the next morning a great big turd. Ha! not much else to say. Ain't it purty?
 
eNjoy.
 

24 Apr: Thursday serpent.

So, Thursday morning poo....definitely a different look. I had just gotten to work. And after a couple of cups of coffee, I had to poo. As I've said before, the lighting in the bathrooms at work isn't conducive to good poo pics.
 
This poo was a little darker, and a little greener than normal. Sorry about the glare. But what can I do?
 
eNjoy.
 

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

22 Apr: Tuesday toot.

So....tacos last night (and a hot dog at the movie theater) made for....this. A plop? A plorp? Looks similar to my last couple of days poos. You can see a little red on the poo--I certainly hope that's not blood....that would suck.

I had a colonoscopy 2 years ago, and came back with a clean bill of health. Doc said I didn't need another one for 7 years.

eNjoy.

Sunday, April 20, 2014

20 Apr: Sunday florf!

So...yesterday was a full cheat day. Lots of carbs, lots of beer. Which results in lots of poo the next morning.

Nice, brown and fluffy. Kind of soft, so--lots of wiping. But worth it.

eNjoy.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

19 Apr: Saturday slough.

So...pretty typical post cheat night poo. Most of the poo is below the water where you can't see it. Kind of fluffy...nothing you haven't seen before. 

eNjoy.

18 Apr: Friday flop: 2 views.

So, I'm at work. We have a gym on site,  I decide to work out before work. (I usually work out at lunch.) This works for me because I needed to poo. So I can poo, then work out and shower afterward, and then be completely fresh. I like to shower after I poo.

So I remember to my cell phone to the gym, so I can take a pic of my poo. Unfortunately, the light is florescent, and directly overhead, so I get a lot of bad reflections. So I shifted positions to see if I could get better light. And that resulted in the two views you see below. Almost looks like two different poos.

eNjoy. 

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

15 Apr: Tuesday florp.

So, again, the poo comes out like sift serve ice cream. (I'll bet you'll never look at soft serve ice cream the same again.) This plop was a little strange looking--I see some red highlights....gee, I hope it's not blood. More likely the tomatoes I had with last night's meat loaf.

ENjoy.

13 Apr: Sunday plop.

So, a very unimpressive Monday poo. Not much else to say. Sorry.

eNjoy.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Friday, April 11, 2014

11 Apr: Friday snake...

...all coiled up and hissing...really big, long turd. Came out in about a second and a half. Very gratifying.

ENjoy.

7 Apr: Monday, serious post cheat day logs.

This is what I work do hard for. Serious logs. Serious poo.

You're welcome.

ENjoy.

6 Apr: Sunday phards.

So, I'm traveling in PA. Cheat night the previous night, usually produces good poos. This one not so much. Little pointy phards.

ENjoy.

4 Apr: Friday plorp.

So, pretty disappointing Friday effort. But I've resolved to include the good, the bad, and the ugly poo.

ENjoy.

3 Apr: Thursday logs.

So, this is a much beefier poo. Much more satisfying.

ENjoy.

2 Apr: Wednesday disappointment

Thought I took a really good crap, but as you can see, the turd was disappointing. Sorry.

eNjoy.

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

31 Mar: Monday ploop.

First of two ploops this Monday. Second one was not pooagenic. This one isn't really pooagenic either. Sorry. I know you expect more from me. I'll try to do better.

eNjoy.