Tuesday, December 31, 2013

31 Dec: New year's eve poo.

Stomach is still bothering me....and I didn't have a lot to drink last night. I might have a bug. Some intestinal distress. Crapped as soon as I got to work. Another uninspiring poo plop. Sorry folks.

eNjoy.

30 Dec: Monday Poo plop.

So, my stomach was bothering me when I got up this morning. I crapped before I went to work, and then again directly after work. Both plots, mostly liquid. Not a lot to see--not very pooegenic. This is the second plop.

eNjoy.

Monday, December 30, 2013

29 Dec: 100th post and fluffy feces!

Well, this is my 100th post. I've brought you all the poo I can bring. After carbing it up pretty good Saturday, this is a pretty standard Sunday poo. Fluffy feces. 

eNjoy.

Saturday, December 28, 2013

28 Dec: And back to fluffy poo.

And...we're back to the norm. I had a couple of days of really solid poo, and now we're back to my regular old fluffy poo. Hey--it slides right out, but I'd like it to hold together a little better. I want to see some solid lincoln logs. Sigh.
 
eNjoy.
 

27 Dec: Solid poo!

Well, another solid poo. Not much else to say. Another solid log slides right out for your viewing pleasure.
 
eNjoy.
 

Thursday, December 26, 2013

26 Dec: Post Christmas poo

So I didn't crap yesterday, which was strange because I've been carbing it up pretty good all week. And I had a huge carb feast yesterday because it was Christmas! So today I had really good crap. The result is below. This serious log was much more solid than my normal stool. Solid, brown and a sinker!


eNjoy!

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

24 Dec: Christmas Eve poo!

So, it's Christmas Eve. And I picked up a chest cold on Sunday. So I feel like ass. And it's developing into a head cold. Remember the saying, "Feed a fever; starve a cold."? Well, I've been feverish, and I've been feeding my fever. Below is the resulting poo. Seems like the fluffier the poo, the more apt they are to float. Not as fluffy means sinking poo.
 
I was going to go out and do some last minute Christmas shopping, but I don't think that's going to happen. <sigh>
 
eNjoy.
 

Monday, December 23, 2013

My sister doesn't get it.

I told my sister about my poo blog and she didn't get it. She DIDN'T GET IT. "It's a blog with pictures of my poo." She still didn't get it. "This must be a guy thing," she said. So I asked if she would take a look at my blog. She said, "I think that's a little more about my brother than I need to know. But eventually she did agree to take a look at my blog. She even said she would "follow" my blog.

But that hasn't happened yet. And I don't think it will. People don't want their names associated with this blog. People have no sense of humor.

So, my friend called me a Fucktard

Everybody know what a "fucktard" is? It isn't complementary. It, in effect, is a cross between a fucker and a retard.

I asked if she would "follow" my blog. I don't have any followers yet. (Please, FOLLOW MY BLOG.) She said no, my blog was boring and stupid. My blog wasn't holding her interest. She said I need to include more about my personal life. She said I need to include more about what I eat. The food that is the source of all of these incredible poos. She said this blog needs to be MORE THAN JUST PICTURES OF MY POO.

I also told her that I don't include pictures of my poo when it isn't really formed. A lot of the time, usually on two poo days, my second poo isn't really formed. It comes out as liquid, more or less. Especially when the second poo comes directly after a big meal. She said I should include picture of ALL my poos, despite how pooagenic they are or are not.

So what do you think? Do you think I should include pictures of ALL of my poos? No matter what they look like?

Let me know. Email me. Or better yet, leave a comment!

23 Dec: Monday, beginning of the week poo

So, the day before the day before Christmas. Everything from home. Developed a chest cold yesterday. Merry Christmas! Didn't seem to effect my poo. What you have below is a standard poo pile. It was a sinker...which most of my poo seems to do. Tried to get close so you could get some of the detail. I need to try without the flag so you don't get the the hot little light disk in the picture.

eNjoy.

Sunday, December 22, 2013

22 Dec: 2 Poo Sunday!

So, I pooed already this morning. I sit down to watch CBS Sunday Morning with a cup of coffee, and sure enough, an hour later I have to poo again. And I do! The result is below. Not bad for my second poo in an hour. Fluffy loglets but adults enough. Two poos in one day are always welcome!

eNjoy!

22 Dec: Sunday log pile!

Do Saturday was my regular cheat day. That's the day I can eat or drink anything I want. Anything. That usually results in a pretty substantial poo on Sunday. Well today my anus didn't disappoint. What we have today is a serious poo pile.

Have to say...I enjoy crapping so much I'm always a bit disappointed it doesn't last longer. I almost never have to strain. I sit down, and 15 seconds later--BRAAAAP-it's over. Meh. I want that euphoric feeling to last and last. :(

eNjoy.

Saturday, December 21, 2013

21 Dec: Saturday poo, serious loglets!

 So--pretty standard Saturday poo. I cheated yesterday, ate lots of carbs, and had a healthy poo this morning. Looking forward to a second poo as well. Looks like all of the corn is gone. :(
 
eNjoy.
 

20 Dec: Corn poo!

Well I had tacos, and corn last night. If you look close, you can see the corn! Always cool to see what you ate last night in your poo!

eNjoy.

19 Dec: Thursday, Standard poo plop

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

18 Dec: Wednesday...work at home poo!

So, I'm working from home today. I had a cup of coffee right after I woke up, and I got the familiar old rumblings. So off to the bathroom I go, and the result is below. Not quite as soft and fluffy as it has been. Interestingly, some of the loglets are floating and some sank. 

I was hoping the title to today's post would be "Mega-millions winning poo!", but alas, that didn't happen. <sigh>

eNjoy.


17 Dec: Tuesday...not quite as fluffy...

So...we have a standard poo. Kind of long...and, well, long. Not as fluffy as it has been. Poo was not quite as soft as it has been.

eNjoy.

Monday, December 16, 2013

16 Dec: Monday post weekend poo

So, we start of a new week with a good poo! Yesterday was a two poo day. Regular morning poo, and then a post (big) lunch emergency water shit. You know, you're walking in the mall, you feel a rumbling, and figure it will pass. You're looking for a Christmas present for your mother in law, and out breeches apparent that it won't wait. So you have to run to find a MALL bathroom. At the height of the Xmas shopping season. Ugh. Have you been to a mall bathroom lately? Like a leper colony...So I found the button, did my business and got the he'll out.

Anyway, standard fluffy poo is below.

eNjoy.

Sunday, December 15, 2013

15 Dec: Sunday--Fluffy loglets!

So yesterday was cheat day...the one day a week I can eat or drink anything I want to. And I do. Drank several beers...ate lasagna and donuts. Obviously this will effect the consistency of my poo. So today I had a cup of coffee and then took a big crap. One of those craps that just fall out of you. (I rarely have to strain when taking a crap...I think because my poo is relatively soft.)

And as you can see, my poo was "fluffy" again. And as an extra special bonus, some of it was floating! Yay!

eNjoy.

Saturday, December 14, 2013

14 Dec: Saturday--Fluffy poo!

So...Saturday is always a good poo day. I usually cheat in the evening after fast Friday, so I usually have several good craps on Saturday. After my first cup of coffee, I got the familiar old intestinal rumbling. And the pic before I'd the result. Soft and kind of...fluffy. Like bread dough. But probably not as tasty.

eNjoy.

13 Dec: Friday fast day poo

So, I'm fasting today. I expected a poo today because I ate carbs last night, and I got it. Kind of soft....sort if..."logettes."

eNjoy!

Thursday, December 12, 2013

12 Dec: Two Poo Thursday

So, I crapped in the morning. I had a fairly big lunch...show-carb, with the exception of some rice. 10 minutes after lunch...I get the rumbling gut. I feel it coming. I lurch to the bathroom, and my second poo of the day comes out in a gush. Almost completely liquid. Nothing really to photograph. This happens to me sometimes after a big meal. I ran 5 miles at lunch...wonder if that had anything to ssh with it.

12 Dec: Solid Thursday Poo

So, I cheated at lunch and had a big sandwich. No fries, but the bread is cheating on the slow carb diet. This resulted in a significant poo this morning. (I also figured out his to "trick" the auto-flushing mechanism on the toilets at work: I cover the sensor with a sucky note! Yay me.)

eNjoy.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

11 Dec: Wednesday Poo

I was kind of surprised to have such a healthy download this morning... as I had Low carb day yesterday.  And as we all know,  low carb  means less frequent poos.

So...eNjoy.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

10 Dec, post-hiatus poo! I'm back!

  I'm back!   I was celebrating last night so I cheated  and drank beer and ate bread.   And cheating on my  low- carb  diet always  results in healthy poos.

 Enjoy! Gf